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Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 12 2006, 12:29 AM)
Or the black and white cookie?

Uniting people from all races laughing-smiley-017.gif
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the little lady wsa in New York over Thanksgiving and brought me home a black and white cookie. I told her the seinfield scene about it. those cookies are actually quite delicious.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 13 2006, 11:59 AM)
shhhh! I thought you were an entrepreneur?
well it sure is a good way to get drunk fast....which was of utmost importance when you're 16-21  laughing-smiley-017.gif

actually, we made something better once. we bought one of those weed sprayers (must be new! haha) and poured a bunch of beer in it. pumped it up and then stuck the nozzle in your mouth and pressed the trigger. you'd see how long you could go for and then try to beat that record.
anyway, it was the most I ever threw up and it changed my life forever.  grinning-smiley-003.gif
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closeup
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 13 2006, 07:27 PM)
the little lady wsa in New York over Thanksgiving and brought me home a black and white cookie.  I told her the seinfield scene about it.  those cookies are actually quite delicious.
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I think they're call "Oreo's" or the cheaper brand "Hydrox"
Bobaloo
QUOTE(closeup @ Dec 13 2006, 07:30 PM)
I think they're call "Oreo's" or the cheaper brand "Hydrox"
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Not those. it's funny, dairy queen using hydrox. they get all retarded if you ask for an oreo blizzard.

i know of a great picture, but I have to go now. i'll try to remember to post it tomorrow or something.

Whoa, nevermind. I already saved it so I dont have to search for it. here it is. This is the cookie I'm talking about. the wife brought home a slightly smaller version, though.
closeup
Not those. it's funny, dairy queen using hydrox. they get all retarded if you ask for an oreo blizzard.

Yeah, it's like when Gnappy asks for a Whopper at McDonalds.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 13 2006, 11:59 AM)
shhhh! I thought you were an entrepreneur?
well it sure is a good way to get drunk fast....which was of utmost importance when you're 16-21  laughing-smiley-017.gif

actually, we made something better once. we bought one of those weed sprayers (must be new! haha) and poured a bunch of beer in it. pumped it up and then stuck the nozzle in your mouth and pressed the trigger. you'd see how long you could go for and then try to beat that record. anyway, it was the most I ever threw up and it changed my life forever.  grinning-smiley-003.gif
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The sickest I have ever been was when myself and 2 mates went to the local pub. We decided we were going to drink Tequila shots in rounds of 3...

So the 3 of us, go to the bar and order 9 shots (3 each) and go bang, bang, bang... lemon!

We repeated this sequence every 10-15 minutes.... we lasted until the 15th shot (within one hour) I went to the bathroom, fell asleep (passed out) for an hour and a half, then proceeded out the back door of the pub, barely able to stand. Saw my 2 mates throwing up and laughed at them. only for Karma to kick me in the balls and I started throwing up too....

And that's why it was the best Christmas ever!

QUOTE(closeup @ Dec 13 2006, 06:44 PM)
Here's something new I've been noticing in bars recently. It's a picher that has it's own tap handle. It holds around 15-20 glasses of beer and has a ice sleeve that goes around it. It gets set right on the customers table so they can refill their own glasses from it. You see some of the smaller waitresses struggle to carry the thing thru a crowded bar, it's so heavy and tall.
Make A HUGE Visual Impact

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That will never appear in Australia.... ppl would get out of control!

Do you guys have RSA there? (Responsible Service of Alcohol)

When I did my refresher course this year there was a guy from Boston in my group and from what he said it is like a free for all in the States?

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 13 2006, 07:27 PM)
the little lady wsa in New York over Thanksgiving and brought me home a black and white cookie.  I told her the seinfield scene about it.  those cookies are actually quite delicious.
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That is one funny, funny scene!
Gnappster
QUOTE(closeup @ Dec 13 2006, 04:44 PM)
Here's something new I've been noticing in bars recently. It's a picher that has it's own tap handle. It holds around 15-20 glasses of beer and has a ice sleeve that goes around it. It gets set right on the customers table so they can refill their own glasses from it. You see some of the smaller waitresses struggle to carry the thing thru a crowded bar, it's so heavy and tall.
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we don't have those here, but we have pitchers that big. they are called team pitchers and I've got mighty drunk sitting with a couple friends and tipping back 3 or 4 of those.

Only problem with having one of those at home would be you'd have to have a keg on hand to fill it all the time. Wait, did I say problem?

QUOTE(closeup @ Dec 13 2006, 05:40 PM)
Not those. it's funny, dairy queen using hydrox. they get all retarded if you ask for an oreo blizzard.

Yeah, it's like when Gnappy asks for a Whopper at McDonalds.
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I don't do that but when they ask what kind of drink I want, sometimes I say grape kool-aid.

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 13 2006, 10:23 PM)
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The sickest I have ever been was when myself and 2 mates went to the local pub. We decided we were going to drink Tequila shots in rounds of 3...

So the 3 of us, go to the bar and order 9 shots (3 each) and go bang, bang, bang... lemon!

We repeated this sequence every 10-15 minutes.... we lasted until the 15th shot (within one hour) I went to the bathroom, fell asleep (passed out) for an hour and a half, then proceeded out the back door of the pub, barely able to stand. Saw my 2 mates throwing up and laughed at them. only for Karma to kick me in the balls and I started throwing up too....

And that's why it was the best Christmas ever!
That will never appear in Australia.... ppl would get out of control!

Do you guys have RSA there? (Responsible Service of Alcohol)

When I did my refresher course this year there was a guy from Boston in my group and from what he said it is like a free for all in the States?
That is one funny, funny scene!
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Probably the sickest I have gotten was back in highschool. Me and a couple buddies thought it would be a good idea to drink one ounce of Blue 100(a 100 proof peppermint scnapps) per minute for 13 minutes. How hard could it be right. Well by minute 8 or 9 it was very rough! But 2 of us kept up. The last guy was falling way behind so with a minute left he chugged his last 3 ounces or so.
By the end of the night, which wasn't very long for us, I was puking int he tub, the other guy was puking in the toilet and the last guy was puking in the sink. A bunch of people showed up and had a party and we pretty much missed the whole thing. To this day, I still can't use Scope mouthwash.

Hmmm...then there was the time with all that blueberry cider, but we'll leave that for another day.

We don't have RSA here, but bars can be held responsible if they keep serving someone who has obviously had too much. As well they usually don't serve team pitchers to tables of less than 4 or 5(unless you know the bartender wink.gif )
evade20
3d stealing Bobaloo's gal.... blink.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 14 2006, 02:05 PM)
3d stealing Bobaloo's gal.... blink.gif
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LOL LOL shed be black though 2thumbs.gif
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Drunkest I ever got was in the Marine Corps over in Japan. Four us us went out. Me and a buddy had tequila and this orange flavored drink that came in a can about the size and shape as the can that tennis balls come in. The other two were doing rum and cokes. Anyway, we went down by the ocean and sat on the sea wall and commenced drinking. What I was doing was drinking off the top of the can, then filling it back to the top with tequila. Drink more down, top it off. I guess at the time I was too stupid to realize that by doing that, the drinks kept getting stronger and stronger. After most of the bottle, we decide it would be a great idea to go into town and hit the bars. The town is about 20 miles away. We stagger to the bus stop and get on the next bus. If you've ever seen a Japanese bus, you'd know the seats are made for a Japanese ass, which is to say, really small.The bus is packed. As the bus goes banging and bouncing down the road, I'm getting a little green from the booze and the motion of the bus. I'm so drunk by this point, I had no idea how much futher town was. I really, really didn't want to puke on the bus. Finally, I had to ask the bus driver to pull over. I barely made it off the bus. I remember ripping pages out of a nearby telephone book and trying to clean myself up. We'd all gotten off the bus and the driver wouldn't let us back on. Luckily, we were pretty close to the street with all the bars. I really don't remember much after that, but I haven't touched a drop of tequila since.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 14 2006, 12:22 PM)
Probably the sickest I have gotten was back in highschool. Me and a couple buddies thought it would be a good idea to drink one ounce of Blue 100(a 100 proof peppermint scnapps) per minute for 13 minutes. How hard could it be right. Well by minute 8 or 9 it was very rough! But 2 of us kept up. The last guy was falling way behind so with a minute left he chugged his last 3 ounces or so.
By the end of the night, which wasn't very long for us, I was puking int he tub, the other guy was puking in the toilet and the last guy was puking in the sink. A bunch of people showed up and had a party and we pretty much missed the whole thing. To this day, I still can't use Scope mouthwash.




We don't have RSA here, but bars can be held responsible if they keep serving someone who has obviously had too much. As well they usually don't serve team pitchers to tables of less than 4 or 5(unless you know the bartender wink.gif )
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It always sounds like agood idea at the time.... another great game is 100 beers! You have a shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes.... it doesn't sound too hard, and really, it isn't that much beer but I guarantee if you last untill 100 you'll be all sorts of fucked up!

It's weird huh? RSA laws are stric here, and by that I mean everyone who serves alcohol in exchange for money must complete the course! Individuals and clubs/pubs can be fined heavily for supplying intoxicated persons with alcohol!
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 14 2006, 09:20 PM)
It always sounds like agood idea at the time.... another great game is 100 beers! You have a shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes.... it doesn't sound too hard, and really, it isn't that much beer but I guarantee if you last untill 100 you'll be all sorts of fucked up!

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that's probably about 9 or 10 beer in an hour and a half. doable but yeah, you'd be pretty smashed.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 15 2006, 02:58 AM)
that's probably about 9 or 10 beer in an hour and a half. doable but yeah, you'd be pretty smashed.
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The fact u did the math has moved you to Bob level nerdiness! tongue.gif
evade20
Lifesaver!
evade20
Oral talent
ddd35
thats not my idea , of oral talent but have at it ... coco.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 15 2006, 09:16 AM)
Oral talent
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Yeah the one on the right is going to town on that mic!
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I saw this and laughed.
Gnappster
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 15 2006, 12:51 PM)
thats not my idea , of oral talent but have at it ...  coco.gif
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yeah, 3d would have had the entire mic down his throat tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(closeup @ Dec 19 2006, 08:55 AM)
I saw this and laughed.
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Simple, but funny!

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 19 2006, 12:59 PM)
yeah, 3d would have had the entire mic down his throat  tongue.gif
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laughing-smiley-017.gif I heard he teaches classes like that guy from Old School!
evade20
The "eyes" have it. tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 19 2006, 10:19 PM)
Simple, but funny!
laughing-smiley-017.gif I heard he teaches classes like that guy from Old School!
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"ya don't want to be a biter." laughing-smiley-017.gif

QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 20 2006, 06:58 AM)
The "eyes" have it. tongue.gif
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I'd like to see the rest of that "face"
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 19 2006, 12:59 PM)
yeah, 3d would have had the entire mic down his throat  tongue.gif
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clears throat only at the first Gig .. more call backs that way ... tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 20 2006, 01:26 PM)
"ya don't want to be a biter."  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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evade20
Christmas comes but once a year...
bondiguy
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 21 2006, 06:32 PM)
Christmas comes but once a year...
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reminds me of a joke....

Why is Santa's sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year! grinning-smiley-003.gif
evade20
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 21 2006, 10:37 PM)
reminds me of a joke....

Why is Santa's sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year! grinning-smiley-003.gif
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grinning-smiley-003.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 22 2006, 08:54 AM)
grinning-smiley-003.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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that is one for the dinner table on xmas day!
evade20
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bondiguy
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 27 2006, 05:17 PM)
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I have always liked twins
evade20
Happy New year 22.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 30 2006, 01:29 PM)
Happy New year 22.gif
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thats just like you to waste a shot on the tummy !!!!! 2thumbs.gif
evade20
Naked free fall pix! love-smiley-085.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 30 2006, 01:29 PM)
Happy New year 22.gif
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How Champagne should be drunk!
UncleBuck
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 30 2006, 04:43 PM)
thats just like you to waste a shot on the tummy !!!!! 2thumbs.gif
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I am sure it isn't the first shot wasted on his tummy....lol
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foghorn
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Jan 3 2007, 11:07 AM)
I am sure it isn't the first shot wasted on his tummy....lol
laughing-smiley-017.gif  nah.gif
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doesn't evade usually catch the first shot in on his back laughing-smiley-014.gif . not that i know personally. bondi told me that. nah.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(foghorn @ Jan 3 2007, 12:55 PM)
doesn't evade usually catch the first shot in on his back laughing-smiley-014.gif .  not that i know personally.  bondi told me that. nah.gif
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2thumbs.gif popc1.gif
evade20
3d's GF
hott1976
why did you black out the face?
UncleBuck
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jan 3 2007, 04:53 PM)
3d's GF
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now that s funny
ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jan 3 2007, 04:53 PM)
3d's GF
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LOL once again you bring forth your lady friends trying to pass them off as mine , shame on you ... drinkup.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(foghorn @ Jan 3 2007, 12:55 PM)
doesn't evade usually catch the first shot in on his back laughing-smiley-014.gif .  not that i know personally.  bondi told me that. nah.gif
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I know I am a devishly good looking man but shame on you for bringing me into your fantasies blink.gif
evade20
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 3 2007, 06:34 PM)
why did you black out the face?
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It's part of the schtick! laughing-smiley-017.gif

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 3 2007, 08:54 PM)
LOL   once again  you bring forth your lady friends trying to pass them off as mine  , shame on you  ...  drinkup.gif
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You know she's yours... laughing-smiley-014.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jan 4 2007, 08:43 AM)
It's part of the schtick!  laughing-smiley-017.gif 
You know she's yours... laughing-smiley-014.gif
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LOL NOT 2thumbs.gif
hott1976
sorry i'm in the duh stage of my day!
bondiguy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 4 2007, 05:35 PM)
sorry i'm in the duh stage of my day!
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I call those stages.... waking hours
ddd35
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somebody had a bad day
ddd35
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Bondi On his Honeymoon , premature Blast off !!!!!! tongue.gif
summoner
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 6 2007, 04:06 PM)
somebody had a bad day
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this is why me and my workmates hate motorbikes.....
ddd35
QUOTE(summoner @ Jan 6 2007, 10:10 AM)
this is why me and my workmates hate motorbikes.....
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I have seen one of these first hand , as a first responder , accept it was at the front of the car not the side .. tongue.gif
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