COD?! That cheapskate will never pony up thr dough.

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Court is now in erection.

All rise! (If you have'nt done so already!)

That makes it 99 bumper stickers



... why I laugh?

btw no one saw my futurama quote gag? I thought it was pretty funny

nah

actually it was once I went back to read it

the first time around I was scrolling so fast to the bottom so I could type Magilla Gorilla that I missed it.

Thank you... you got excited by knowing the answer too right? haha

yeah...he coulda picked a tougher one like :

Holy Shit, the name escapes me right now.... but I have flashbacks ot my childhood!

It's something like Snorks or some shit

I must have been out shoveling the driveway when that cartoon came on. What the hell is a Smork?

Hey I was right... I googled it after to see

A snork is those dudes above, they live under water and the top of their heads are like snorkels I guess

Yahtzee!


Smork

That makes it 100 stickers

3D

Damn, I forgot this...3D's redneck mudflap

Evade's handy party tool:

forget evade...I need to get me one of those! and one of those shotgun openers looks pretty cool too

All of a sudden I wanna drink beer with a buxom blonde

My thoughts exactly. It's off to my favorite bar stool.

I must also drink beer.... goodbye

drink lots of beer mates

Sorry, Closeup, I NEVER drink beer out of a can! Only out of glass bottles or a nicely chilled beer mug.

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A portrait of evade 3D style

Now that would be a great avater

For which I am sorry ...please forgive me

You are exactly right that is what it is bondi! The Snorks.

i thought this picture was so artistic.... i couldn't help but post it.

my two cents

Holy shit!
two cents? ...try two tons! lol
That was a barstool before she sat down!

Never drink beer from a Can? Lucky you didn't say that out loud in Australia, it's grounds for deportation!

Sorry 3D. You can't pass off your pic as me just because you blacked out the face anymore than you can pass off porn stars as your baby sitter.

just assumed since you posted it above it was from your profile ,

ah, yes, the reverse Oreo.

[quote=bondiguy,Dec 11 2006, 12:42 AM]
Never drink beer from a Can? Lucky you didn't say that out loud in Australia, it's grounds for deportation!


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I would also never drink beer from a can. All I'd taste is the can. Chilled mug 90% of the time, bottle the other 10%. I also hate when the bartender uses the same glass twice. It's nothing but laziness. If I notice them reusing someones glass, I'll make sure mine has a napkin of some trash left in it. It's never an issue locally, the bartenders all know what I want, and how I want it. A couple of nights ago I was out and ran into a new bartender at a bar I hang out at. When she asked me what I wanted, I said, "I'm thirsty, hungry and horny, choose any two." Without missing a beat she slid the peanuts over in front of me and asked what I wanted to drink. Oh well, maybe next time.

I prefer bottles.....drink drafts for economic reasons at my bar.......but am NOT a beer snob.... I have and will drink beer from cans.....beer is good.

And I know it's cliche Bondi, but I love the occasional "Oil Can" every now and again......(large 32oz Fosters).....

Or the black and white cookie?

Uniting people from all races

Maybe it is a climate thing. I tend to drink from bottles when at home. I love drinking beer from the tap when I am out. But in summer, In Sydney, when it is hitting temps over 30C a can just stays so cold in an esky (cooler/icebox?) it tastes like gold!

I also hate that.... can't drink from a warm glass




I guess the morale of the story is that beer is good to drink no matter what the device is that is holding it until it passes through your lips...

Those BIG cans are hard to come by in Australia.... but we do have Long Necks. Do you guys have those?

long necks yes , the big cans are getting a little more popular speciallly in the big city's they lead ya to believe its better value , when ya do the math its usually the same cost..

I usually choose a funnel and a hose


Octopussy?

yep those are pictures and you found the right thread !!!!

Who can do maths after a big can?





I have never done a Beer Bong, i guess we dont do that shit here...

oh and you stole my octopussy joke

me , me

I think he stole your octopussy all together

hmmm, I see a business opportunity!
Hose+Funnel...$19.95.

oh come on wal mart have them for $5.00

I mean i went to alotta wild parties when i was 16-21 but no one ever did a beer bong. Smoked plenty of regular bongs and played all types of drinking games, even the odd body shot (with females) but no beer bongs

you havent lived then !!!!

shhhh! I thought you were an entrepreneur?



well it sure is a good way to get drunk fast....which was of utmost importance when you're 16-21

actually, we made something better once. we bought one of those weed sprayers (must be new! haha) and poured a bunch of beer in it. pumped it up and then stuck the nozzle in your mouth and pressed the trigger. you'd see how long you could go for and then try to beat that record.
anyway, it was the most I ever threw up and it changed my life forever.

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