QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 18 2006, 02:31 PM)
Oh, they're out there, IF you know where to look! 
Yeah, I going to burgle Pays house and steal his hard drive. I'm pretty sure he has everything worth saving on his.
Full Version: Possible Faqs
Yeah, I going to burgle Pays house and steal his hard drive. I'm pretty sure he has everything worth saving on his.
Dude, it's you. closeup is baaaaaccccccck!
and you don't have THAT many PMs
just kidding, I swear I didn't look, except curiousity got the better of me when I saw that one from belicked entitled, "Re: push up my stool?"
by the way, my name is closeup and I'm a stupidhead
and Gnappster is the greatest rmm poster EVER!
OK I'm done (if I was really an asshole I'd change your password, call myself the REAL closeup and call the rest imposters )
and you don't have THAT many PMs
just kidding, I swear I didn't look, except curiousity got the better of me when I saw that one from belicked entitled, "Re: push up my stool?"
by the way, my name is closeup and I'm a stupidhead
and Gnappster is the greatest rmm poster EVER!
OK I'm done (if I was really an asshole I'd change your password, call myself the REAL closeup and call the rest imposters
)
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 18 2006, 12:20 PM)
here's your old av back if you still want to use it:
Well I had posted his avatar for him as well but I guess I wiped it out when I wiped out all my attatchments
QUOTE(closeup8 @ Jul 18 2006, 01:58 PM)
Thanks Gnappy. And Cutie Pie-I don't remember saying you could leave your corner, it must be the dunce cap that's keeping what I'm saying from penetrating your thick skull. Obviously, my previous posts are still here. I'll say this one one time then I give up-I can't log on as Closeup because this website won't allow it. It gives me an error message of about 100 letters and symbols that makes absolutlely no sense. So I changed my name and password and email address so I can log on again.Since there is no way to log on as Closeup, there is no access to my old PM's. I don't know how else to explain it with words, maybe you'd understand it better if I used pictures 
or 
And by the way, my mother says I can bring anyone to the basement as long as they leave before 9pm. So there 
or And by the way, my mother says I can bring anyone to the basement as long as they leave before 9pm. So there Oh good grief you are OBVIOUSLY a one hit wonder the site never LOST YOUR NAMES they were STILL HERE, You didn't LOOSE your avatar IT WAS STILL HERE WITH YOUR NAME. It's not Rocket science you just have to be smarter than you are.
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Jul 18 2006, 03:46 PM)
Well I had posted his avatar for him as well but I guess I wiped it out when I wiped out all my attatchments
yeah, quit trying to steal Gnappster's thunder. He is my hero.
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Jul 18 2006, 03:49 PM)
Oh good grief you are OBVIOUSLY a one hit wonder the site never LOST YOUR NAMES they were STILL HERE, You didn't LOOSE your avatar IT WAS STILL HERE WITH YOUR NAME. It's not Rocket science you just have to be smarter than you are.
in the words of Professor Peabody: "quiet you"
QUOTE(closeup @ Jul 18 2006, 03:50 PM)
yeah, quit trying to steal Gnappster's thunder. He is my hero.
The old avatar is cool....but the brain avatar was awesome...But what happened to your sig file, dude? that was cool, too! Maybe you could use the brain as a sig.
Welcome back!
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jul 18 2006, 04:09 PM)
The old avatar is cool....but the brain avatar was awesome...But what happened to your sig file, dude? that was cool, too! Maybe you could use the brain as a sig.
Welcome back!
Welcome back!
I don't think that is him evade I think it is someone higher up
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Jul 18 2006, 03:24 PM)
I don't think that is him evade I think it is someone higher up
I was always logging in on the "Message" screen. I still don't know how you posted under "Closeup", I thought you had to be on my computer to do that. Anyway, I'm going to put this bit of unpleasentness behind me and concentrate on the boobs. And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.
QUOTE(closeup @ Jul 18 2006, 03:55 PM)
I was always logging in on the "Message" screen. I still don't know how you posted under "Closeup", I thought you had to be on my computer to do that. Anyway, I'm going to put this bit of unpleasentness behind me and concentrate on the boobs. And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.
well you SHOULD be able to, but shit never works like it's sposed to
but now what are you gonna do with THESE guys:
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I still don't know how you posted under "Closeup", I thought you had to be on my computer to do that
WOW
QUOTE
And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.
Told you so
QUOTE(closeup @ Jul 18 2006, 05:55 PM)
I was always logging in on the "Message" screen. I still don't know how you posted under "Closeup", I thought you had to be on my computer to do that. Anyway, I'm going to put this bit of unpleasentness behind me and concentrate on the boobs. And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.
So how the fuck do we know that this is really closeup"1" maybe it is a imposter ................................................................................................................
I think that maybe we should see a rmm loggo posted somewhere
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 18 2006, 02:31 PM)
Oh, they're out there, IF you know where to look!
*cough* cache *cough*
I have some of her old pics
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jul 18 2006, 04:09 PM)
The old avatar is cool....but the brain avatar was awesome...But what happened to your sig file, dude? that was cool, too! Maybe you could use the brain as a sig.
Welcome back!
Welcome back!
Your a dull boy billy
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 19 2006, 12:26 AM)
*cough* cache *cough*
I have some of her old pics
Your a dull boy billy
I have some of her old pics
Your a dull boy billy
spotted
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Jul 18 2006, 09:16 PM)
I think that maybe we should see a rmm loggo posted somewhere
good god I hope not, maybe he could just pm it to you for your own "personal" enjoyment
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 18 2006, 06:17 PM)
but now what are you gonna do with THESE guys:
They are hopefully gone for good. I don't know what "Cache" means in computer terms. At one point I had to bring my computer back to it's original state, just like it was when I bought it. That's when I lost everything. The RMM problems came after that. As for Cutie Pie, if you could have explained it the way Gnappy did it would have made alot more sense. Bend over for my boot.
QUOTE(closeup8 @ Jul 18 2006, 02:46 PM)
Yeah, I going to burgle Pays house and steal his hard drive. I'm pretty sure he has everything worth saving on his.
A rinky ding 4GB HDD from a toshiba laptop? Oh no no no my son.....
ALL pics are archived to CD as HDDs tend to crash.....
and i dont use my computer at home
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jul 19 2006, 11:56 AM)
A rinky ding 4GB HDD from a toshiba laptop? Oh no no no my son.....
ALL pics are archived to CD as HDDs tend to crash.....
and i dont use my computer at home
ALL pics are archived to CD as HDDs tend to crash.....
and i dont use my computer at home
And where might those CDs be stashed? I could save alot of time if I knew right where to go. I'll even lock the door on my way out.
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jul 12 2006, 01:37 PM)
you have me to do that for you!!!!!!!!!! 
i was just fixin to say that!
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 9 2006, 10:58 PM)
Hi all,
Well i am helping out the C Man by putting together a FAQ list that will help new members have their questions answered quickly and easily and avoid the same questions being asked every 5 weeks. If anyone has any suggestions I have made this thread to feild them all and I will then compile a list and send it to Comedyman to use as he sees fit.
I will start proceedings off;
Q. Why haven't all my uploaded pictures appeared on the rating page?
A. The Freak has many pictures to go through and even in best case circumstances the process will take a few days from uploading to seeing your pics on the main page. Also if you have submitted multiple pics John will distribute them out so 1 or 2 appear every day and we are not over loaded with too many pics of the same woman on one day
Well i am helping out the C Man by putting together a FAQ list that will help new members have their questions answered quickly and easily and avoid the same questions being asked every 5 weeks. If anyone has any suggestions I have made this thread to feild them all and I will then compile a list and send it to Comedyman to use as he sees fit.
I will start proceedings off;
Q. Why haven't all my uploaded pictures appeared on the rating page?
A. The Freak has many pictures to go through and even in best case circumstances the process will take a few days from uploading to seeing your pics on the main page. Also if you have submitted multiple pics John will distribute them out so 1 or 2 appear every day and we are not over loaded with too many pics of the same woman on one day
kinda true bondi...it all depends on who the woman is in the pics. i have loaded 3 pics on one day and they all came back to me smeared in someones cum, within 5 hours! someone did something with them!
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 9 2006, 11:01 PM)
Q. Why are my pics rated so low? Don't you people like small/large/fake/natural etc breasts on this site?
A. The rating aspect of RMM is open to EVERYONE on the internet. Voters do not have to be members here so scores should be taken lightly. One should take more notice of comments left with each picture as only members can comment and it will be a much more factual guage of how people see your breasts
A. The rating aspect of RMM is open to EVERYONE on the internet. Voters do not have to be members here so scores should be taken lightly. One should take more notice of comments left with each picture as only members can comment and it will be a much more factual guage of how people see your breasts
the pics that rate the highest are the ones that show more flesh than just breast. most men vote drunk, and they think this site is rateeveryinchofmybody not ratemymelons. unless their of me of course, then they rate high cause u know it will make me come to the threads and talk about sucking your cock more!
god, its good to be the queen!
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 9 2006, 11:04 PM)
Q. What is the difference between profile pictures and melon pictures and how do I upload both?
A. There is no black and white way to upload either picture. Basically John will decide what category a picture falls under. usually pictures with no nudity or that feature body parts apart from breasts will be profile pictures while any picture containing breasts falls under the other category
A. There is no black and white way to upload either picture. Basically John will decide what category a picture falls under. usually pictures with no nudity or that feature body parts apart from breasts will be profile pictures while any picture containing breasts falls under the other category
correct....i had a pic in my profile pics and he decided it needed to be in the melon voting....thats a man for u, deciding what to do with OUR breasts!
wrong...most of the highly rated pics do show more body than breasts...they just stop short of a full blown hoohah view!
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jul 10 2006, 09:10 AM)
I thought it said "possible fags" 
so did i. i was all prepared to discuss just how fast boanna can take a possible fag and within 15 minutes, he will be as straight (and hard) as u, assfucker!
[quote=Cutie_Pie,Jul 11 2006, 10:23 PM]
Why am I getting my ass reamed by everyone around here for making a post.
because u have a nice ass...worth reaming!
Why am I getting my ass reamed by everyone around here for making a post.
because u have a nice ass...worth reaming!
[quote=Cutie_Pie,Jul 11 2006, 10:23 PM]
Why are people making fun of my posts or making fun of me??
because we are all drunk and we have exhausted all efforts to make fun of eachother, so it must be your turn to take some shit!
Why are people making fun of my posts or making fun of me??
because we are all drunk and we have exhausted all efforts to make fun of eachother, so it must be your turn to take some shit!
Q: I lost my usual link to the site, and tried to log on via www.ratemymelons.com. But after swearing that I was over 18 and keying my sig, I had the same problem that closeup had, in that all I got was a screen full of %57607%^&&*(( bollocks!
The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.
WHY!!!!!
A: *any hints???*
The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.
WHY!!!!!
A: *any hints???*
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Jul 19 2006, 07:32 PM)
Q: I lost my usual link to the site, and tried to log on via www.ratemymelons.com. But after swearing that I was over 18 and keying my sig, I had the same problem that closeup had, in that all I got was a screen full of %57607%^&&*(( bollocks!
The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.
WHY!!!!!
A: *any hints???*
The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.
WHY!!!!!
A: *any hints???*
Read what Gnappy wrote to me.Evidently, it makes a difference what screen you use to sign in on. Then tell Cutie Pie she can kiss both our asses.
QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 19 2006, 10:59 AM)
the pics that rate the highest are the ones that show more flesh than just breast. most men vote drunk, and they think this site is rateeveryinchofmybody not ratemymelons. unless their of me of course, then they rate high cause u know it will make me come to the threads and talk about sucking your cock more!
god, its good to be the queen!
god, its good to be the queen!
it's all a rich tapestry
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Jul 19 2006, 05:32 PM)
Q: I lost my usual link to the site, and tried to log on via www.ratemymelons.com. But after swearing that I was over 18 and keying my sig, I had the same problem that closeup had, in that all I got was a screen full of %57607%^&&*(( bollocks!
The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.
WHY!!!!!
A: *any hints???*
The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.
WHY!!!!!
A: *any hints???*
QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 19 2006, 12:57 PM)
kinda true bondi...it all depends on who the woman is in the pics. i have loaded 3 pics on one day and they all came back to me smeared in someones cum, within 5 hours! someone did something with them!
Uhh sorry about that
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Jul 19 2006, 07:32 PM)
Q: I lost my usual link to the site, and tried to log on via www.ratemymelons.com. But after swearing that I was over 18 and keying my sig, I had the same problem that closeup had, in that all I got was a screen full of %57607%^&&*(( bollocks!
The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.
WHY!!!!!
A: *any hints???*
The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.
WHY!!!!!
A: *any hints???*
I belieb I have a solution for you. I had the same problem so here is what you do.
Use www.ratemymelons.com/chat for the forum
or
www.ratemymelons.com/broswer to view the daily pics
provided you clicked "remember me" when you signed in you'll go automatically to those pages and be signed in
one last trick is to google rate my melons... you'll see the selection with the.com/broswer at the end and click that one, it'll bypass the over 18 shit
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 19 2006, 11:34 PM)
Uhh sorry about that
I belieb I have a solution for you. I had the same problem so here is what you do.
Use www.ratemymelons.com/chat for the forum
or
www.ratemymelons.com/broswer to view the daily pics
provided you clicked "remember me" when you signed in you'll go automatically to those pages and be signed in
one last trick is to google rate my melons... you'll see the selection with the.com/broswer at the end and click that one, it'll bypass the over 18 shit
I belieb I have a solution for you. I had the same problem so here is what you do.
Use www.ratemymelons.com/chat for the forum
or
www.ratemymelons.com/broswer to view the daily pics
provided you clicked "remember me" when you signed in you'll go automatically to those pages and be signed in
one last trick is to google rate my melons... you'll see the selection with the.com/broswer at the end and click that one, it'll bypass the over 18 shit
google cache is also a goldmine!
if you just click the big RMM logo on the front page you don't have to enter a birthdate
I never knew that one... works too!
QUOTE(closeup @ Jul 18 2006, 04:55 PM)
And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.
Wish I could say told you so, but oh well just curious if that planting's going to take place before or after Puppet's done with it?
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 19 2006, 11:41 PM)
I never knew that one... works too!
You've just tripled your productivity!
I usually just click on the link that is emailed to me for PM notification then navigate from there.
I have multiple email accounts set up on my email client and it just is easier for me that way. Why type it when you can link it?
I have multiple email accounts set up on my email client and it just is easier for me that way. Why type it when you can link it?
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jul 20 2006, 10:08 AM)
I usually just click on the link that is emailed to me for PM notification then navigate from there.
I have multiple email accounts set up on my email client and it just is easier for me that way. Why type it when you can link it?
I have multiple email accounts set up on my email client and it just is easier for me that way. Why type it when you can link it?
You get PMs?
Surely not from girls
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 20 2006, 11:26 AM)
Wish I could say told you so, but oh well just curious if that planting's going to take place before or after Puppet's done with it?
Only the best for CutiePie-After.
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 20 2006, 12:26 PM)
You get PMs?
Surely not from girls
Surely not from girls
Actually, I got one that I sent to myself. And I never get emails either so it pretty much just stays at the top of my inbox so I never really lose track of it.
quesion: wait, first let me go back and spell that right...
question: why cant i log in to this site from my cell phone? i can view anything, but cant log in.
question: why cant i log in to this site from my cell phone? i can view anything, but cant log in.
QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 20 2006, 03:36 PM)
quesion: wait, first let me go back and spell that right...
question: why cant i log in to this site from my cell phone? i can view anything, but cant log in.
question: why cant i log in to this site from my cell phone? i can view anything, but cant log in.
The Freak would probably have to answer that one.
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 20 2006, 12:26 PM)
You get PMs?
Surely not from girls
Surely not from girls
Haha I was gonna say the same thing.... oh and spotted!!!
I just type in www.ratemymelons.com/chat into my web browser
oh and Boanna... now that is RMM dedication!
QUOTE(closeup @ Jul 19 2006, 10:20 AM)
They are hopefully gone for good. I don't know what "Cache" means in computer terms. At one point I had to bring my computer back to it's original state, just like it was when I bought it. That's when I lost everything. The RMM problems came after that. As for Cutie Pie, if you could have explained it the way Gnappy did it would have made alot more sense. Bend over for my boot.
My bad I will try and dumb it down next time
Ok for real though not sure if you were being serious if you were you can log into your shit online FROM ANY PC not just your own. All you need is your name and password.
ok in the process of moving so it will be a few days before i can get the FAQ listed.
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jul 21 2006, 07:55 AM)
ok in the process of moving so it will be a few days before i can get the FAQ listed.
where ya moving?
to a place with a bedroom window view of one of the fine Floridian RMMers?
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jul 21 2006, 09:55 AM)
ok in the process of moving so it will be a few days before i can get the FAQ listed.
I think we still need more... or if not post the current ones, and if any other suggestions come along, people can list them here and they can be added as req'd?
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 21 2006, 06:57 PM)
I think we still need more... or if not post the current ones, and if any other suggestions come along, people can list them here and they can be added as req'd?
Yea of course. If any new FAQ's are thought up they can be added no prob
I have no answer for this question, so I'll leave it up to some of the more "established" whores to answer
Q: Why are there new threads continuously started for beautiful women that never come to the boards?
(I do understand that attempting to flatter them might get them to come here, but then I might suggest just pming and if she responds that she would like that then go ahead with it, otherwise wtf?)
Q: Why are there new threads continuously started for beautiful women that never come to the boards?
(I do understand that attempting to flatter them might get them to come here, but then I might suggest just pming and if she responds that she would like that then go ahead with it, otherwise wtf?)
Q: Why bump 30 threads? By the time you're done bumping the 30th thread the first threads are back on the 2nd page.
A: So that Evade has something to do for hours on end.
A: So that Evade has something to do for hours on end.
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