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bondiguy
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jul 22 2006, 06:45 AM)
Yea of course. If any new FAQ's are thought up they can be added no prob 2thumbs.gif
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right on dude!

QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 23 2006, 05:34 PM)
I have no answer for this question, so I'll leave it up to some of the more "established" whores to answer tongue.gif

Q: Why are there new threads continuously started for beautiful women that never come to the boards?

(I do understand that attempting to flatter them might get them to come here, but then I might suggest just pming and if she responds that she would like that then go ahead with it, otherwise wtf?)
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I think you have a point the Bee Dick... I'd go with that one. PM a user before starting threads at random

QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 24 2006, 12:45 AM)
Q: Why bump 30 threads? By the time you're done bumping the 30th thread the first threads are back on the 2nd page.

A: So that Evade has something to do for hours on end.
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BAM!!! laughing-smiley-017.gif

I have been refraining from this for days now but If i see another fucking BUMP post I think I am going to kill someone... if someone wanst a thread to float near the top or on the first page surely it isn't that hard to use your mind to think of something to say... especially if its someone's thread.

e.g Hi allme, how have you been sweety?

or

Hey Gnappy, whats happening dude? How's that growth going?
belicked6924
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 24 2006, 01:02 AM)
Hey Gnappy, whats happening dude? How's that growth going?
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Has the itching gone away yet?
bondiguy
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 24 2006, 02:39 AM)
Has the itching gone away yet?
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now ur getting the hang of it laughing-smiley-017.gif

On another note I never noticed that monkey was doing that princess before? blink.gif
belicked6924
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 24 2006, 01:43 AM)
now ur getting the hang of it laughing-smiley-017.gif

On another note I never noticed that monkey was doing that princess before? blink.gif
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Was searching for a pic where Abu is DP'ing Jasmine. silvio.gif That's the closest I could find though.
bondiguy
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 24 2006, 02:49 AM)
Was searching for a pic where Abu is DP'ing Jasmine.  silvio.gif That's the closest I could find though.
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You are a sick, sick, twisted individual grinning-smiley-003.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 24 2006, 12:43 AM)
now ur getting the hang of it laughing-smiley-017.gif

On another note I never noticed that monkey was doing that princess before? blink.gif
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whoa, me neither. I just assumed it was Disney and something family oriented and not worth my .25 second to actually look at it further. Plus I usually just skim over belicked's posts anyway.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 24 2006, 11:22 AM)
whoa, me neither. I just assumed it was Disney and something family oriented and not worth my .25 second to actually look at it further. Plus I usually just skim over belicked's posts anyway.
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Who is this belicked character you guys keep talking about?? coz.gif
boanna
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 20 2006, 11:43 PM)
Haha I was gonna say the same thing.... oh and spotted!!!

I just type in www.ratemymelons.com/chat into my web browser

oh and Boanna... now that is RMM dedication! grinning-smiley-003.gif
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well, what else is there to do when u are the only one awake late at night? hide under the covers and look at this site or some porn pics with your cell phone!

oh, before u even think it, yes, this would be after i have taken care of ALL MY PERSONAL NEEDS FIRST! laughing-smiley-017.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 24 2006, 12:13 PM)
well, what else is there to do when u are the only one awake late at night? hide under the covers and look at this site or some porn pics with your cell phone!

oh, before u even think it, yes, this would be after i have taken care of ALL MY PERSONAL NEEDS FIRST! laughing-smiley-017.gif
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well if you have a camera phone you could always take pics of yourself to post for us smile.gif
belicked6924
QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 24 2006, 01:13 PM)
well, what else is there to do when u are the only one awake late at night? hide under the covers and look at this site or some porn pics with your cell phone!

oh, before u even think it, yes, this would be after i have taken care of ALL MY PERSONAL NEEDS FIRST! laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I was thinking that maybe you would come to RMM to help with some stimulation just before taking care of your personal needs. smilio09.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 24 2006, 11:22 AM)
whoa, me neither. I just assumed it was Disney and something family oriented and not worth my .25 second to actually look at it further. Plus I usually just skim over belicked's posts anyway.
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ahh touche
QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 24 2006, 02:13 PM)
well, what else is there to do when u are the only one awake late at night? hide under the covers and look at this site or some porn pics with your cell phone!

oh, before u even think it, yes, this would be after i have taken care of ALL MY PERSONAL NEEDS FIRST! laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Well I'm like the enrgizer bunny... I could go all night! tongue.gif No need for online porn
closeup
Q. Can a thread be started that will consist only of posts with pictures?

A. No



Q. Can a thread be started that imposes rules?

A. No, this isn't poker or Monopoly, rules have no place here.
bondiguy
you nailed that one
belicked6924
Q: Would it be nice/good idea if a thread would completly dissappear after say 1 year of no activity?

A: IMO, yes, but I have no authority here so thought I would just bring it up.
Gnappster
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 26 2006, 06:41 PM)
Q: Would it be nice/good idea if a thread would completly dissappear after say 1 year of no activity?

A: IMO, yes, but I have no authority here so thought I would just bring it up.
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wellllll, normally I would say yes, but some threads I wish would disappear right after the first post haha, but some posts I wish would never disappear no matter how long they lay dormant. But say after a year they could go into an archive that one could still access, that would be cool.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 26 2006, 11:48 PM)
wellllll, normally I would say yes, but some threads I wish would disappear right after the first post haha, but some posts I wish would never disappear no matter how long they lay dormant. But say after a year they could go into an archive that one could still access, that would be cool.
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agreed
closeup
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 26 2006, 11:48 PM)
wellllll, normally I would say yes, but some threads I wish would disappear right after the first post haha, but some posts I wish would never disappear no matter how long they lay dormant. But say after a year they could go into an archive that one could still access, that would be cool.
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How much more inaccessible would you like them to be besides 5 pages back in the forum they're posted in? Besides, if someone from "Top Melons" wants to come back after a year not posting, let's let her thread be right where she can find it.
Gnappster
QUOTE(closeup @ Jul 27 2006, 04:41 PM)
How much more inaccessible would you like them to be besides 5 pages back in the forum they're posted in? Besides, if someone from "Top Melons" wants to come back after a year not posting, let's let her thread be right where she can find it.
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sounds like wishful thinking
evade20
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 27 2006, 06:49 PM)
sounds like wishful thinking
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We can all have dreams... laughing-smiley-017.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif
closeup
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 27 2006, 06:49 PM)
sounds like wishful thinking
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I knew I wasn't going to slip that one past you.
bondiguy
Q. Where have all my favourite ladies gone?

A. Who the fuck knows? Ladies post on RMM for varying reasons and all have their own lifespan here. While the males seem to hang around here for an eternity women come and go. Perhaps the inital thrill has worn off, they have found a man in their life (or their man has found RMM) or they have been knocked up? Fact is get over it, if they come back great, if not, just enjoy what we have here
belicked6924
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 28 2006, 12:01 AM)
Q. Where have all my favourite ladies gone?

A. Who the fuck knows? Ladies post on RMM for varying reasons and all have their own lifespan here. While the males seem to hang around here for an eternity women come and go. Perhaps the inital thrill has worn off, they have found a man in their life (or their man has found RMM) or they have been knocked up? Fact is get over it, if they come back great, if not, just enjoy what we have here
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grinning-smiley-003.gif Yea what Bondi said.
bondiguy
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 28 2006, 08:27 PM)
grinning-smiley-003.gif Yea what Bondi said.
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Copy the web address and link this shit to stevieboy! tongue.gif
belicked6924
Q: Is there any way to turn off the comments section on the front page? coz.gif Not from everyone, just like in my preferences.
bondiguy
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Aug 13 2006, 05:25 AM)
Q: Is there any way to turn off the comments section on the front page? coz.gif Not from everyone, just like in my preferences.
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A. I have no fucking idea but I would doubt it
Bobaloo
Every time I see the title of this thread it makes me laugh cuz it looks like possible fags, even though I know it's really possible FAQs.

Anyway... as long as I'm in the fag thread... er faq thread, I'd just like to post this need little video that I ran across on another board the other day. It should be necessary to watch it before you finish registering.

Check this out!
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 30 2006, 02:39 PM)
Every time I see the title of this thread it makes me laugh cuz it looks like possible fags, even though I know it's really possible FAQs. 

Anyway... as long as I'm in the fag thread... er faq thread, I'd just like to post this need little video that I ran across on another board the other day.  It should be necessary to watch it before you finish registering.

Check this out!
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you are on a roll today!
that is some funny shit. and watching it, I would think they are exaggerating had I not seen all of those things happen here repeatedly.just replace steam with rmm.
only problem is, being in the faq, all the ppl who SHOULD read it, won't.

CMAN, that link is a must add to the RMM FAQ.
closeup
That was great! Wait till Bondi sees that video, it's gonna make his day.
fellatiofiend18
HAH! i totally thought it said possible fags also. and i was like why is this in the site help forum..... hah
evade20
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 30 2006, 04:39 PM)
Every time I see the title of this thread it makes me laugh cuz it looks like possible fags, even though I know it's really possible FAQs. 

Anyway... as long as I'm in the fag thread... er faq thread, I'd just like to post this need little video that I ran across on another board the other day.  It should be necessary to watch it before you finish registering.

Check this out!
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That's fucking fantastic...! The target image on the opening screen is great. 2thumbs.gif
evade20
QUOTE(closeup @ Oct 30 2006, 05:38 PM)
That was great! Wait till Bondi sees that video, it's gonna make his day.
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Didn't he write the script! laughing-smiley-017.gif
COMEDYMAN
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CMAN, that link is a must add to the RMM FAQ.
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Done 2thumbs.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(closeup @ Oct 30 2006, 05:38 PM)
That was great! Wait till Bondi sees that video, it's gonna make his day.
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Bob that was classic and cloesup, you almost know me too well!!!

That reminded me of a troy Mclure type info video they use on the simpsons alot!

Also, it is like they opened up my brainf and scooped out the gooey insides!!!

I have never seen related material more relevant to this site than that video! W

Well done Bob grinning-smiley-003.gif
evade20
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 3 2006, 12:24 AM)
Bob that was classic and cloesup, you almost know me too well!!!

I have never seen related material more relevant to this site than that video!

Well done Bob grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Yeah, The whole thing reminds me of the circa 1950 film clips that they use to play in elementary school...'til the noisey projector jamed. The sound even reminded me of the cheap tinny speakers. laughing-smiley-017.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 2 2006, 10:24 PM)
Bob that was classic and cloesup, you almost know me too well!!!

That reminded me of a troy Mclure type info video they use on the simpsons alot!

Also, it is like they opened up my brainf and scooped out the gooey insides!!!

I have never seen related material more relevant to this site than that video! W

Well done Bob grinning-smiley-003.gif
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It reminded me of the zinc film.
Thank goodness we live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns, and many things made of zinc. grinning-smiley-003.gif

I guess it just goes to show that stupid people will join any message board.

QUOTE(evade20 @ Nov 3 2006, 03:51 AM)
Yeah, The whole thing reminds me of the circa 1950 film clips that they use to play in elementary school...'til the noisey projector jamed.  The sound even reminded me of the cheap tinny speakers. laughing-smiley-017.gif
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what were you doing in elementary school in the 50's, weren't you like 30? nah.gif

but I totally remember the old films they used to show on film projectors. the projectors jammed, the sound sucked, and most of the info was outdated. Good times!
evade20
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 3 2006, 12:27 PM)
I guess it just goes to show that stupid people will join any message board.
what were you doing in elementary school in the 50's, weren't you like 30?  nah.gif

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angry-smiley-011.gif nah.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 3 2006, 12:27 PM)
It reminded me of the zinc film.
Thank goodness we live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns, and many things made of zinc.  grinning-smiley-003.gif

I guess it just goes to show that stupid people will join any message board.
what were you doing in elementary school in the 50's, weren't you like 30?  nah.gif

but I totally remember the old films they used to show on film projectors. the projectors jammed, the sound sucked, and most of the info was outdated. Good times!
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Yes the Zinc film was one to remember! And yes, it seems there are fucktards everywhere....

Evade burn = laughing-smiley-017.gif
closeup
QUOTE(evade20 @ Nov 3 2006, 05:51 AM)
Yeah, The whole thing reminds me of the circa 1950 film clips that they use to play in elementary school...'til the noisey projector jamed.  The sound even reminded me of the cheap tinny speakers. laughing-smiley-017.gif
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They were just getting around to showing those "educational" films in Australia last year. It takes lots of years for things to cross that much ocean. Bondi was listening to disco as recently as last year. Don't assume everyone is looking back at those films with nostalgia, some people were watching them on TV last week.
evade20
QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 3 2006, 11:48 PM)
They were just getting around to showing those "educational" films in Australia last year. It takes lots of years for things to cross that much ocean. Bondi was listening to disco as recently as last year. Don't assume everyone is looking back at those films with nostalgia, some people were watching them on TV last week.
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Things are a little slow "Outback" tongue.gif
ddd35
[quote=Gnappster,Nov 3 2006, 12:27 PM]


I guess it just goes to show that stupid people will join any message board.


I thought you were proof enough ! and spotted grinning-smiley-003.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 3 2006, 11:48 PM)
They were just getting around to showing those "educational" films in Australia last year. It takes lots of years for things to cross that much ocean. Bondi was listening to disco as recently as last year. Don't assume everyone is looking back at those films with nostalgia, some people were watching them on TV last week.
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Disco???

Elvis is the man grinning-smiley-003.gif I sure hope fame doesnt get too much for him and he develops a drug and over eating problem
evade20
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 6 2006, 03:00 AM)
Disco???

Elvis is the man grinning-smiley-003.gif  I sure hope fame doesnt get too much for him and he develops a drug and over eating problem
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Damn, He might get fat and develop a taste for leasure suits puke1.gif
user posted image

He could even die trying to take a ....user posted image


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Gnappster
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 4 2006, 05:33 AM)

I thought you were proof enough ! and spotted   grinning-smiley-003.gif
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says the guy who can't figure out the quote function nah.gif

QUOTE(evade20 @ Nov 6 2006, 03:34 AM)
Damn, He might get fat and develop a taste for leasure suits  puke1.gif
user posted image

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I believe sweat actually cleans that suit.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 6 2006, 12:01 PM)
says the guy who can't figure out the quote function  nah.gif

I believe sweat actually cleans that suit.
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Or the difference between fact and fiction!

Spotted grinning-smiley-003.gif
evade20
Something for the FAQ...






This one is for you, Bondi... laughing-smiley-014.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Nov 7 2006, 04:45 AM)
Something for the FAQ...
This one is for you, Bondi... laughing-smiley-014.gif
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that is bondi ... blink.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 6 2006, 11:55 PM)
Or the difference between fact and fiction!

Spotted grinning-smiley-003.gif
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now wait simpsons are fiction right ? and you want my piss , fact right ?.
By george I think hes got it !!!! nah.gif
evade20
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 7 2006, 07:56 AM)
that is bondi ...   blink.gif
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WTF? coz.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 7 2006, 07:56 AM)
that is bondi ...   blink.gif
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 7 2006, 08:00 AM)
now wait  simpsons  are fiction right ?  and you want my piss  ,   fact right  ?. 
By george I think hes got it  !!!! nah.gif
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QUOTE(evade20 @ Nov 7 2006, 04:51 PM)
WTF? coz.gif
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evade unfortunately ddd35 has stolen your mantle for lame comebacks.... just let him be
evade20
QUOTE(evade20 @ Nov 7 2006, 04:45 AM)
Something for the FAQ...
This one is for you, Bondi... laughing-smiley-014.gif
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blink.gif Oh shit! I even misspelled "starting", D'oh! Back to the chalkboard.


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