Well I just passed my 1000 post , so i was told its probably time to start my own 411 .

I was led here by Boanna and her great body , I had met her at another site and she invited me here . What a great person.
Ladies I love breasts ,big small it doesn't matter I like them all.

For the guys , Lov the chats or discussion however ya see fit , I just dont understand why sometimes it has to be turned into a debate , why call sombody out for god sake its cyber space , its not your next door neigbers and hes been fucking your daughter , chill out enjoy , look at the Melons and be thankful that you can , remember those guys behind those headstones cant see the great tits we see everyday , or at least not the same way we do ..

Well as far as the DDD35 its simple my wifes a D , My baby sitter is a D and My wifes best friend is a D , and the day I got on here they were all out by the pool in there bikinis thus the DDD and the 35 was my football number in college ..

SO if ya wanna chat , sit down and take a load off , but yes i have a sense of humor , But I dont take kindly to Rude comments about my family .. SO see ya in the funny papers ....

I can't believe I read the whole thing

Officially, welcome to the boards mate

I skimmed over most of the stuff that didn't deal with breasts.
Welcome to RMM(six months later)!

btw, what was the "other" site you met boanna at?

May my boob welcome you here

why thank you I feel very welcome now

Yeah, there is more than1 boob site on the net?

Sorry 3D I just had to post this, I thought of it when I read your intro post...

Mr. ddd35, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

hey 3d!

im glad you have created a four one one. lol i dont have one, i just use my top melons thread for that. haha

anyhow, i read your whole intro and your life seems very interesting and you appear to be a fantastic conversationalist.

and as summoner started,
my boob(s) welcome(s) you also!

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hey Cort , thank you for the welcome , well as far as conversationlist im a great bullshitter ... and hey thanks for the boob pic in here its awesome

yes I suppose there is .

Opinions vary mate . but thanks for yours !

I think what we're getting at is what is the "other site" you met boanna at?



hahahaha, great Billy Madison quote. At first I was thinking Old School, but Frank won that one.

ITS RMK .

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great thread so far, 3d. can we focus on your 18-year-old big-breasted baby-sitter for a moment.

Okay. i'm done.

yeah, PICS?!
even clothed ones will do (for now)

Im going to have to look around and see what pics I have , I know I have a bunch at home on that computer ...


Gnappy RMK RATE MY KNOCKERS but shes not there anymore , shes here but there is asome nice knockers there , well guys wish I could be around more but that 3500 acres that i spoke of above is ready to harvest so its 16 hour days here for me , will stop in when I can .. have a great time ..not at my expense though please ...

Well who knew there was so much porn on the internet



I was just busting your chops mate, I just needed an excuse to run that little speech, its killer funny

I know its a good speech ...

my welcome....

This is a friendly reminder to let you know that you should get outta the damn field and get busy posting pics of your baby-sitter. Happy harvesting!

Fuck yeah... we want some bad babysitter pics

Hello all , just stopped to check emails , Hey I did find some pics of the baby sitter in her prom dress but I think I have to crop her face off , will get that done , hope all is well here ...

Nah, leave her face in, we'll only be focussing on her tits anyway.

DAMMIT!!! I saw that you posted in here and thought that you'd have some freakin' baby-sitter pics in here by now dammit. The corn can wait, I want baby-sitter!!!

my cynical side knew better

best you crop off the face hun. dont put her face out there if you havent asked her permission.
i know youll do the right thing...

shut up gnappy. lol

Yah baby sitter pics would be killer, post away bro

It's not like I'd go to ddd's hometown with picture in hand looking for this girl. No that would be crazy.













Where does he live again?

Haha yeah, Gnapp shows up w/ nothing but a pic of her tits and is like "Hi I'm looking for a farmer that has a babysitter that owns this rack, can you help me?"

Well played

you're a pretty cool dude with a hot chick. I'd have said hi earlier, but I was trying to avoid having to call someone harddick. So Hi, welcome to RMM. Hope you don't mind being called HD.

But 3d tells me you have never had any problems getting your lips around a harddick before?

someone needs to get that guy some help. He has dreams and then think they're reality. What a nut case. that, and he can never keep a secret.

i've said too much

BAM!

TY.. it is not often Bob leaves himself open....
(apart from the times Jrock pays him a vists)

well guys the gal in the yellow dress is my babysitter at her senior prom , the gal in the black is her twin sister , not identical ,(no boobs ) and nope its not from Goggle as Bobaloo would suggest its out of my archives ..


harvest is moving slowly as the weather isnt cooperating , going to be a long fall ..

Wow. She'd be pretty hot if it weren't for that black stuff all over her face.

Thanks for finally posting the pics of your baby-sitter. What's her number? Perhaps her services could be of use to me.

one more thing... How'd you get to go to her senior prom to take that pic??? Sign me up for that job.

well she certainly appears to have potential. didn't anyone wonder why the dirty old man was at the prom taking pics of teenage girls?

yeah, goggle is a great site!

If ya read the start of this thread youd know I am on the school board , thus I get invited to Prom . and homecoming and handed her , her diploma at graduation ....

you're craftier than I thought, you dirty ol' bastard!

after handing her the diploma did you give her a little slap on the ass, ya know, like "way to go!"

Well I handed her and her twin there diplomas , and they both gave me a big hug right on stage in front of 1100 people including my WIFE , that wasnt a good thing ... LOL But always remember were thers a will theres a way ...

I WILL have your baby-sitter!!!

hope that works

Yeah she has one killer blackhead!



You dirty old man

what can I say ?

well, you can start with... Babysitter, I need you to go over to Bobaloo's place for a while. Here's some cab fare.

Well your both in the same state... thats a start!

well ladies and gentlemen and useing the term losely , have a question , the wife and I have been hanging out with a couple our same age for about 2 yrs , weve been to vegas , going to Hawaii in feb , and we go out to eat allot together as well as drink our share together , well my question is this .. I am really attracted to his wife , its kinda strange cause she isnt really my type , she just has average boobs , a fair butt , and a great smile , i found myself staring at her mouth and lips over supper last weekend , the 4 of us dont speek of sex , other then just jokng , but this summer we were at a tractor / truck pull and were drinking heavily and she needed help climbing off the semi traier we were sitting on and in the course of me holding her hand to help her down she moved my hand to her chest and brushed it across her breast , nothing was said just a shared smile .... Im just curious what ya all think should I persue some swapping or just call it well enough and tease and dream a bit and stay good friends ????? be nice gnappy and bob its just a question not a sex story or anything ...

YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE COMBINE TOO LONG 3DDD ....don't look into the light