Big smile, everybody's happy


i see you were the cool kid in your class too!

Sure was. i also peed in my pants.

Get help love!



I consider you Miles Davis

well we had a nice little getaway for a few days of rest and sex , without the interuptions of the kids ... just so ya know we didnt stay here
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trying to get caught up here at the farm so I wont be around to much this week but I will be back .. I know you could care less but Oh Well have a great week.

all i gotta say is, that's gotta hurt coming off


bulls need milking again?

H-I-larious






















and likely true.

Looks more like a redneck's brazilian!

hate to say it but we are collecting semen this week for artificial insemination of some show heifers ... I gotta save that pic ...

okay before ya say it , the bulls love it ... ya put em in a shute shove a large electrical charged thing up there ass and they blow there load in a cup ... you really should try it ....LOL okay so its disgusting but the stuff sells for big money ...

I'll stick to jerking off, but whatever works for you.

I mean sometimes I sit on my hand for 5 minutes so all the blood rushes away and its a bit tingly, making it feel like someone else's hand but that form of masturbation is extreme!

Hey I agree but the bulls like it LOL



WOW I never thought of that ..

Learn something everyday

yes we do and thats a good thing ...

I learned today that no piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!

Oh wait, i already knew that

damn glad you told us I was going to spend today trying to learn that ...

the resident fountain of useless information is always happy to educate the masses
folding paper in half 12 times


it would probably take you all day learning how to fold a piece of paper in half once

I am both shocked and amazed!

yeah okay so whats your point ?

I got this via email and felt it was so true ..






Subject: Apple solves it



Here's a gift for the man who has everything...almost.


Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer
chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob
will cost between $499 and $599 This is considered to be a major
breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at
their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.





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well its the weekend just stopping here at my 411 to say Hi and hope ya all have a great weekend ..

excellent research work!

dont tell him that his head will swell .

well took the family and attended the the new LIVE FREE DIE HARD movie this past weekend , Im not into going to the theater and seeing movies these days but it was well worth the $25 my wife had to pay to get us in and the $20 worth of popcorn and pop and candy ,,, no to mention the 40 fast food meal afterwards ,, the point being what a fucking waste of money ... But it was a good movie and I saw the previews for the new SImpsons movie thats were i got the SPIDER PIG, SPIDER PIG that I said in Bondis thread I thought maybe somebody had at least seen a preview with the outstanding simpson crowd we have here , it really looks like it could be a good movie ...

I haven't been to a movie theater in 2 years

you should broaden your horizons more man !!

Well its somber day around the farm , the equipment dealership that i work with for 90% of my equipment burnt down last night , this is a family owned business that has been in business for about 70 yrs , this is there 2nd fire on friday April 13 1990 the buidling completely burnt down and slowly they have rebuilt and last night it burnt down caused by according to the fire marshal it started in the parts computer monitor . this is a hard one for them as in 1990 about 2 yrs later there oldest son was killed in a auto accident and he had been the mamager of the business since the first fire , so last night at about 3 am all the emotions came back to them .. MY prayers go out to them today and always .

I HAVE, hence less movie theaters.


well that's some shitty luck. If I were them, I would pack it in and move to Mexico. But I guess that's why I'm not a farm equip. dealership owner. Hopefully they were fully insured.

I never go to the movies anymore. Thanks to the wonders of the internet and illegal bootlegging I usually get to see movies on DVD before or at the same time as they are running on big screens in Aus. I don't go because of the very reasons you stated, it costs a fucking fortune!

I am however going to see the Simpsons movie at the cinema because I was given 2 free gold class tickets so i booked today for the opening weekend!




Me either. I think Kill Bill vol.2 was the last movie I saw at the cinema

gold class tickets you say? I've gotta score something like that. I MUST see that movie in the theater. It's gonna win more Oscars than the Itchy and Scratchy movie.

You must be part of Springfield's cultural elite!

Yeah its basically you get sweet recliner seats, free popcorn and "soda" and you're allowed to purchase alcoholic beverages and consume them in the theatre!

I still haven't seen I&S, my dad doesn't want me becoming some sleezy male stripper!



Up there with kent Brockman and the bumble bee man

wow that sounds sweet!

Maybe you could be a stripper AND chief juestice of the supreme court like the late earl warren


I'll probably be stuck in the back with comic book guy and a slack jawed yokel.

I am halfway there!

Whenever I think of the Comic Book guy I think of this, "Could it BE anymore orange?"

I fucking LOVE comic book guy!

Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

haha, even when reading that, it must be done with comic book guy's voice.

Hey man, I know last night's episode wasn't great but they have given you hours of free entertainment without asking for anything in return!




it's like you've known me all my life!

p.s With the movie coming out all the box sets were on special in Oz over the weekend and as a big fan, I have never previously owned any. So what I did was buy seasons 1 through 9 and I plan to watch every last episode, watch em again with commentary and check out all the extra's and easter eggs. I'm that cool

and did you leave us any pics ?

with all that simpsons, you won't have any time for all the new programming on the tube. not that that's a bad thing haha.

I usually watch em with the commentary on and the subtitles
Some commentaries are so so, but some are hilarious as they describe how they came up with some of the shit and they spend a lot of the time laughing their asses off just like a regular viewer.

Just for you. (and 3D)

Are they high like us too?

Seriously though subtitles on whilst the commentary is running is smart! You just doubled you're productivity!

yeah, cuz most episodes the subtitles are adequate to follow along cuz I already know most of the lines anyway

Y
Y
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and here I didnt know you cared ..

Touche...

I could probably do a live read for most episodes

That is very sad.



worst episode, ever.

you ARE cool.

sweet...who loves ya, baby?

Haha that was on last night.

Dr Hibbert: You had a severe cardiac episode.
Comic Book Guy: Worst Episode.... ever!