This is for the guys....You know when you're fucking and/or getting sucked and it feels SO good, but you are nowhere near WANTING to cum.......what 'tricks' do you use to hold back.

I mean it sucks to have to do that, but sometimes you don't want to stop thrusting, especially if she is close to cumming herself.

Do you think of old ladies twats? Sports? Bills?.......anything but what you're doing right?


Again, I can't stress enough how much it sucks to have to do this, (you ladies wouldn't understand) but I like to last a long time with my wife, and I love fucking.


and I'm not talking about premature ejackulation either, so keep the jokes to yourself



what do you do?

Oh and for the ladies: Would it bother you to know that while you're all into the fucking, your man is thinking of other things so he can last longer, or would you rather he came when he was ready?

damn, I had some good one lined up too.

I usually think about paying bills, or having to go to work. And if that fails I think of this

See I've been around boards for a long time bro






I'd have figured ANYTHING to do with the Simpsons would make you splirt like Peter North

only if it was Maude Flanders, she is a FOX!

OH DEAR GOD...WERE THE HELL DO I START....

your last question...i would much rather u think of whatever the hell u want so u can last longer, cause theres no way in hell u could ever outcum a boanna....after u make me cum at least 6 times, i might still say...."thats it, u aint shit!"

thats not true, and not nice. i'd never say "aint".

but be careful, if u think of something too disgusting you just might have called retreat and your mr johnson is down for the count!

A NOTE TO THE LADIES: while these men spend probably 8 months here in this "how do we keep it up" thread, simply cause we can out do them every time, hands down...lets do lunch, then go shopping.....

Victoria Secret here we cum

I think about an old ugly girlfriend I had from High school ..

what was his name?

I'd bet a cool $50.00 I could outcum boanna.




















It'd be the best $50.00 I ever lost.
I might even go for double or nothing.

all three posts

I think one of your top 25 posts just got bumped down a notch

HA HA thats not funny she couldnt help the fact she was born with looks like tom Arnold

well, after a few choice PMs this morning, you already owe me like 385 dollars. im way ahead of you! oh, its not an even dollar amount cause i got distracted once and had to stop half way thru

Thats not really fair Bo, Gnappy didn't have Bobaloo there to "keep him up".

is this bet still on? cause if it is, you're still way behind if i get to count the "alone" times.

prove it?

Best Tricks, here the list, A shot of Cocaine, then other shot of Whiskey, one half of the blue pill, and your good to run for the next 3 to 4 hours before you cum!

Yeah, I agree with Gnappy. I'd like to see some pictoral evidence before he shells out that money. or perhaps a vid would be in order. Or better yet, Bo, you should come to visit me and prove it in person.

I go quicker than my boy...
I have to work for it, so normally it's not an issue.

We'll slow it down or switch positions or stop for a few seconds if he's really close and we want to keep going.

Baby has the right idea.. hit it till she cums.. then stop and make her suck the cum off your dick..... and balls if you did it real good and she cums alot... then switch it up in positions.. goto town.. rinse repeat....

Personally I don't even care if i cum some night... I just want to see how many time I can make her cum and suck it off!

my kind of guy

we can do this anytime you wish baby

me neither...it just happens on its own in 20 or 30 seconds

Well at least if you got a prostitute and she charges by the hour.. you'd come out cheap!

too funny.









and by funny, I mean, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Yall don't get laid much huh

I have sex all the time...that's why it's 20 or 30 seconds instead of 9

Well at least you can get back to drinking quicker than I ... LOL bastard.... Stop hogging the beer!

I have sex all the time too. I have lots of sex. It's just that every once in a while I'd like to try it with a partner.

Bob.. its sad that sheila your blow up doll has more tread wear than my raceing tires

what can I say? She loves to fuck.


But the real question here is: Why are you fucking your racing tires???

Only thing with a HOlE in it big enough to fit my cock!!!

Touché

Holy Shit this thread was funny! Too bad I wasnt around when it happened

It was created by Ass fucker.... need I say more! lol

You said it all!

I never have that problem with the cocks I ride. Before they even get inside me, I have their cock all the way down my throat. While it's down past my tonsels, I lick their balls with my tongue. It takes some practice to do that, but they blow long heavy loads of cum down my throat in no time. then I clean them off, and they lick and drink all the honey flowing from me. Soon enough, they start pumping away and it takes them much longer to blow the second load. Most are good for 30-40 minutes of constant fucking. Any longer than that, and I get real sore. In the meantime, I've had 3-4 more orgasms. If they're real good, they go from the pussy to my ass and dump load #3 there. That's good for a few more orgasms.

I think I need to go see bibby and have her test this theory out on me!

I approve this message...

But yeah I really do agree with the whole thing and know personally I can last longer if I cum once prior, I'm really quick to recoup too so it all tends to work out.

Now I can continue to ponder this tremendous-sounding bj bibby speaks of

my wife has this technic of not making me cum for a long time...............................




























Not tonite dear I have a headache

haha, related story, a buddy of mine once sent me a forward called the guys rules and one of them was something like "girls, if a headache lasts three months see a doctor, some thing's wrong" me and him didn't get the joke at all and i made the mistake of tellin my older cousin about it and saying that it was hilarious except that one joke that i didnt understand. He laughed his ass off at me and said that it must be nice being young and having the girls still raring to go

Where have YOU been all my life???

BAM!

I've jerked of so many times in the shower when it looks like it is going to rain I get a hard-on

oh God, that is hilarious!