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ddd35
QUOTE(tera @ Dec 10 2006, 04:40 PM)
I'm answering for my man because I know his answer all so well.
A couple of yrs ago I went to a male strip club with two friends and we got very trashed and horny. One of the other girl had drove yet I was the least trashed so I offered to drive and they could stay over at my house to sleep it off. When we got inside my hubby was laid back in his recliner asleep. We imediately noticed his cock was falling out and we got a chuckle out of it. I suggested we play arnd with him and they were all for it. I snuck over and raised his boxers more so he was laying there in all his glory. My hubby is a heavy sleeper so i knew we could get away with some touching if we were careful before he even woke up. I had him in my hand and they were all eyes, told them it was their turn and we all had a feel. The 2nd to hold him still had him in her hand when he woke up not knowing what was happening, we started laughing and told him each has already got to hold him before he awake. The 2nd girl still had ahold so I told her she should see him at attn. My hubby was more than happy for them to see and told her to stroke him, she said it works better for her when it's wet and proceeded to swallow him. His eyes light up and so did mine and the other friends, she got him all wet and went to town giving him a hand job while we watched. After maybe 10 mins I told my other friend that I could have it any time and she should cut in, she knelt down on the other side of his chair and grabbed hold but the first didn't want to stop, he suggested they both do it together which they did, one holding and kissing his balls while the other stroked and occasionally kept him wet with her mouth. It wasn't long and hubby shot a huge load all over his chest, belly and my friends hand. What took it over the edge was my girlfriend licking her hand clean while the other licked his belly and chest clean. They passed out shortly after that and hubby was up and off to work before they got up. Needless to said when he walked thru the livingroom and saw them laying their he had the biggest grin on his face and out the door he went.
When they woke up they were acting embaresed and I told them not to be and described how he looked leaving. That's never happen again but I know that is his ans because of how many x's he has talked about it since!
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great story food-smiley-004.gif
SKULLZ0MBIE
Sound like a great girls night out smile.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(tera @ Dec 10 2006, 04:40 PM)
When they woke up they were acting embaresed and I told them not to be and described how he looked leaving. That's never happen again but I know that is his ans because of how many x's he has talked about it since!
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Holy Shit...

Are you taking applications for Toy Boys? tongue.gif
Gnappster
best story I've read here in awhile!
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 11 2006, 01:47 PM)
best story I've read here in awhile!
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you told us the best story was the Book (the simpson story ) 2thumbs.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 11 2006, 01:26 PM)
you told us the best story  was  the Book  (the simpson story ) 2thumbs.gif
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what simpson story? coz.gif
hott1976
i'm really good at giving a hand job while my mouth is working on the rest!
paybarraman
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 11 2006, 05:41 PM)
i'm really good at giving a hand job while my mouth is working on the rest!
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Hey baby...whazzup? cool-smiley-030.gif
hott1976
you like that pay? I think it's much easier to please taht way..i can add a little lubrication without spitting on it like a porn star!
Bobaloo
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 11 2006, 06:41 PM)
i'm really good at giving a hand job while my mouth is working on the rest!
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I love you!


scratch that!!



you complete me!
hott1976
complete? say it ain't so.....that is so corny.
paybarraman
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 11 2006, 06:12 PM)
you like that pay?  I think it's much easier to please taht way..i can add a little lubrication without spitting on it like a porn star!
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WOW!! Just...I mean....that's ..... ahhhh WOW!!!

Yes Hott....I would like that very very much...... 22.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 11 2006, 03:55 PM)
what simpson story?  coz.gif
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I think it was an attempt at humour? confused-smiley-013.gif

QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 11 2006, 06:41 PM)
i'm really good at giving a hand job while my mouth is working on the rest!
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I shall offer my services to be on the receiving end? grinning-smiley-003.gif

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 11 2006, 07:14 PM)
you complete me!
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Let's never split? laughing-smiley-017.gif
Maryann
QUOTE(tera @ Dec 10 2006, 04:40 PM)
I'm answering for my man because I know his answer all so well.
A couple of yrs ago I went to a male strip club with two friends and we got very trashed and horny. One of the other girl had drove yet I was the least trashed so I offered to drive and they could stay over at my house to sleep it off. When we got inside my hubby was laid back in his recliner asleep. We imediately noticed his cock was falling out and we got a chuckle out of it. I suggested we play arnd with him and they were all for it. I snuck over and raised his boxers more so he was laying there in all his glory. My hubby is a heavy sleeper so i knew we could get away with some touching if we were careful before he even woke up. I had him in my hand and they were all eyes, told them it was their turn and we all had a feel. The 2nd to hold him still had him in her hand when he woke up not knowing what was happening, we started laughing and told him each has already got to hold him before he awake. The 2nd girl still had ahold so I told her she should see him at attn. My hubby was more than happy for them to see and told her to stroke him, she said it works better for her when it's wet and proceeded to swallow him. His eyes light up and so did mine and the other friends, she got him all wet and went to town giving him a hand job while we watched. After maybe 10 mins I told my other friend that I could have it any time and she should cut in, she knelt down on the other side of his chair and grabbed hold but the first didn't want to stop, he suggested they both do it together which they did, one holding and kissing his balls while the other stroked and occasionally kept him wet with her mouth. It wasn't long and hubby shot a huge load all over his chest, belly and my friends hand. What took it over the edge was my girlfriend licking her hand clean while the other licked his belly and chest clean. They passed out shortly after that and hubby was up and off to work before they got up. Needless to said when he walked thru the livingroom and saw them laying their he had the biggest grin on his face and out the door he went.
When they woke up they were acting embaresed and I told them not to be and described how he looked leaving. That's never happen again but I know that is his ans because of how many x's he has talked about it since!
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I would like to be your friend smile.gif
LikesThemAll
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 11 2006, 06:41 PM)
i'm really good at giving a hand job while my mouth is working on the rest!
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a pleasureable experience I'm sure grinning-smiley-003.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 11 2006, 07:12 PM)
you like that pay?  I think it's much easier to please taht way..i can add a little lubrication without spitting on it like a porn star!
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pics , or just show us !!!! food-smiley-004.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 11 2006, 03:55 PM)
what simpson story?  coz.gif
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thats my point !!! tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 11 2006, 10:28 PM)
I think it was an attempt at humour? confused-smiley-013.gif
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 12 2006, 05:52 AM)
thats my point  !!! tongue.gif
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ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 12 2006, 11:54 AM)
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you know the OJ simpson book you bought off ebay !! DUH
Gnappster
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 12 2006, 01:06 PM)
you know the OJ simpson book you bought off ebay !!  DUH
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I get it! ebay hehehehe
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 12 2006, 03:52 PM)
I get it! ebay hehehehe
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whew was getting worried about ya ... smile.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 12 2006, 12:28 AM)
Let's never split? laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Missed Ref ph34r.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 12 2006, 05:29 PM)
Missed Ref ph34r.gif
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what ? tongue.gif
hott1976
i may have pics of the handjob/hummer. smile.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 12 2006, 06:18 PM)
i may have pics of the handjob/hummer.  smile.gif
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oh yeah now your talking food-smiley-004.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 12 2006, 03:29 PM)
Missed Ref ph34r.gif
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damn, had to look that one up bang.gif

QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 12 2006, 04:18 PM)
i may have pics of the handjob/hummer.  smile.gif
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more importantly...would you be willing to post such pics
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 12 2006, 06:24 PM)
damn, had to look that one up  bang.gif
more importantly...would you be willing to post such pics
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hott1976
i may have to crop cut etc...not sure if the date would love so much of his bod on here maybe just his cock in my mouth.
Gnappster
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 12 2006, 04:38 PM)
i may have to crop cut etc...not sure if the date would love so much of his bod on here maybe just his cock in my mouth.
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I think it would be a small price for him to pay for just the opportunity to have his cock in your mouth.
stevieboy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 12 2006, 06:38 PM)
i may have to crop cut etc...not sure if the date would love so much of his bod on here maybe just his cock in my mouth.
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Hott...if you cannot crop the pic properly, I volunteer to let you perform your handjob technique on me and you can photograph it instead

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ddd35
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 12 2006, 06:38 PM)
i may have to crop cut etc...not sure if the date would love so much of his bod on here maybe just his cock in my mouth.
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well we just want you anyway , now wait I see the boys are here okay i take it back they will want to se the c--- in your mouth ... coco.gif
hott1976
let me go check his archives..i know they are on disk somewhere as well as some of the vid's he has of me... did i say video's ??????
ddd35
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 12 2006, 06:54 PM)
let me go check his archives..i know they are on disk somewhere as well as some of the vid's he has of me...  did i say video's ??????
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stevieboy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 12 2006, 06:54 PM)
let me go check his archives..i know they are on disk somewhere as well as some of the vid's he has of me...  did i say video's ??????
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Videos!!!! Oooh...let's hope for a screening!

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Bobaloo
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 11 2006, 09:01 PM)
complete?  say it ain't so.....that is so corny.
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I was going for corny. blink.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 12 2006, 06:54 PM)
let me go check his archives..i know they are on disk somewhere as well as some of the vid's he has of me...  did i say video's ??????
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This could get interesting. popc1.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 12 2006, 12:28 AM)
Let's never split? laughing-smiley-017.gif
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You're appealing!

It's funny cuz they're monkeys
LikesThemAll
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 12 2006, 06:18 PM)
i may have pics of the handjob/hummer.  smile.gif
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i wait with baited breath in hopes of seeing your work. rolleyes.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 12 2006, 05:38 PM)
You're appealing!

It's funny cuz they're monkeys
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well reworked
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 12 2006, 06:24 PM)
damn, had to look that one up  bang.gif
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For shame tongue.gif

QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 12 2006, 06:38 PM)
i may have to crop cut etc...not sure if the date would love so much of his bod on here maybe just his cock in my mouth.
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May I offer the services of my body? tongue.gif

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 12 2006, 07:38 PM)
You're appealing!

It's funny cuz they're monkeys
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Oh...and VIDEOS?!?!?!?!?
ddd35
she put it up and took it down , very nice though 2thumbs.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 13 2006, 05:38 AM)
she put it up and took it down  , very nice though   2thumbs.gif
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That is all.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 13 2006, 11:48 AM)
bang.gif

That is all.
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I saw them and they were spectacular. I haven't been around the whole board yet today, but it'd be a real shame if she did take 'em down already.
bondiguy
Gnappy.... step into my office grinning-smiley-003.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 13 2006, 09:54 PM)
Gnappy.... step into my office grinning-smiley-003.gif
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is it in the men's room like the fonz?
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 14 2006, 12:01 PM)
is it in the men's room like the fonz?
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More like this:
ddd35
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 14 2006, 02:56 PM)
More like this:
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tongue.gif food-smiley-004.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 14 2006, 12:56 PM)
More like this:
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d'oh! of course.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 14 2006, 12:01 PM)
is it in the men's room like the fonz?
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 14 2006, 02:56 PM)
More like this:
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laughing-smiley-017.gif Thats what i was thinking of when he said men's room....

Teacher and subject!
ddd35
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