Full Version: Do You Pee In The Shower?
i've peed in the shower before..so what.
QUOTE(hott1976 @ May 26 2006, 10:19 PM)
i've peed in the shower before..so what.
me 2
but i try to keep it in the toilet 
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 25 2006, 02:22 PM)
LOL here let me break it down.
I was like 11, Sis was about 13, we had never seen a porno before we had seen a lot in real life via my mom (real mom) but not like porn on TV.
Ok so anyway My dad was going to the airport to pick up my step mom, we were allowed to go in there room to watch a movie, the VCR was in there room.
When we were getting the movie and went into the room he was getting ready to leave than when my sister went to put the movie in he was like HOLD ON than he took a tape out and shoved it in his drawer. Not really hid it but it was odd enough for us to be like HMMMMMMMMMMM
SO when we stuck the tape in she was sucking him off him laying there and her not really seeing her face and we sat there I think in shock for a moment and was focused just on that part until the cat our cat jumped on the bed during them making the tape and it was like it hit us than my sis was looked at the bed we were at the time sitting on and we were like OMG than we sat in shock for maybe a min or two who knows things I am sure seem so much longer than they really are when you are a kid.
Does that make more sense than me just summarizing the events in a few lines LOL
I was like 11, Sis was about 13, we had never seen a porno before we had seen a lot in real life via my mom (real mom) but not like porn on TV.
Ok so anyway My dad was going to the airport to pick up my step mom, we were allowed to go in there room to watch a movie, the VCR was in there room.
When we were getting the movie and went into the room he was getting ready to leave than when my sister went to put the movie in he was like HOLD ON than he took a tape out and shoved it in his drawer. Not really hid it but it was odd enough for us to be like HMMMMMMMMMMM
SO when we stuck the tape in she was sucking him off him laying there and her not really seeing her face and we sat there I think in shock for a moment and was focused just on that part until the cat our cat jumped on the bed during them making the tape and it was like it hit us than my sis was looked at the bed we were at the time sitting on and we were like OMG than we sat in shock for maybe a min or two who knows things I am sure seem so much longer than they really are when you are a kid.
Does that make more sense than me just summarizing the events in a few lines LOL
Diane, diane, diane, your posts always raise more questions haha.
What is this real life porn your real mom exposed you to?
Your dad put the video in a drawer in plain site thinking you wouldn't watch it. He either knew nothing about kids or secretly wanted people to see it.
That whole cat thing is way out there. Their claws are murder on those happy pink parts (or so I would imagine).
And finally, was there a good moneyshot at the end?
That is allŪ
QUOTE(Hardabs @ May 26 2006, 09:20 PM)
me 2 but i try to keep it in the toilet
but i try to keep it in the toilet You pee in the shower but you try to get it in the toilet? You must have good aim!
QUOTE(Hardabs @ May 26 2006, 11:20 PM)
me 2 but i try to keep it in the toilet
but i try to keep it in the toilet Damn, you have a good aim and one hell of a spout!
My shower is a bit more than meter from my toilet. If I stood in the shower and tried to pee in the toilet, I'd get it all over the floor, the seat I forgot to raise before I started my shower, and the tank. 
I'll just stick to peeing in the shower when I'm in the shower.
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 29 2006, 11:24 AM)
Diane, diane, diane, your posts always raise more questions haha.
What is this real life porn your real mom exposed you to?
Your dad put the video in a drawer in plain site thinking you wouldn't watch it. He either knew nothing about kids or secretly wanted people to see it.
That whole cat thing is way out there. Their claws are murder on those happy pink parts (or so I would imagine).
And finally, was there a good moneyshot at the end?
That is allŪ
You pee in the shower but you try to get it in the toilet? You must have good aim!
What is this real life porn your real mom exposed you to?
Your dad put the video in a drawer in plain site thinking you wouldn't watch it. He either knew nothing about kids or secretly wanted people to see it.
That whole cat thing is way out there. Their claws are murder on those happy pink parts (or so I would imagine).
And finally, was there a good moneyshot at the end?
That is allŪ
You pee in the shower but you try to get it in the toilet? You must have good aim!
Real life porn means ummm shit we saw in real life, different men coming and going in our home her walking around naked with men there we didnt know I hated that the most. Her leaving late at night in barely no clothes cause she was hooking.
Drugs. The whole shabang. My barbies were having affairs when I was like 7. THat is what I was exposed to.
The cat was not part of the movie. The cat just happened to hop up on the bed during it nothing kinky with the cat.
And my dad was clueless about kids it was always so easy to pull one over on him my step mom for never having kids is the one that always knew when we were up to something. When my dad hurry and put it in the drawer it was like he forgot it was in there until we went to put our movie in and than he remembered so he just took it out real quick and shoved it in the drawer.
Not sure about the end we only saw a few mins of it if that like I said when your a kid I dont think you have a concept of time it seemed like a while but I doubt it was.
The movie we were gonna watch was coming to america BTW I remember that.
Anything else you want me to clear up to the point it leads to more questions??
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 29 2006, 01:57 PM)
Real life porn means ummm shit we saw in real life, different men coming and going in our home her walking around naked with men there we didnt know I hated that the most. Her leaving late at night in barely no clothes cause she was hooking.
Drugs. The whole shabang. My barbies were having affairs when I was like 7. THat is what I was exposed to.
Drugs. The whole shabang. My barbies were having affairs when I was like 7. THat is what I was exposed to.
Ouch, that's be rough for any person to deal, let alone a kid.
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 29 2006, 01:57 PM)
The cat was not part of the movie. The cat just happened to hop up on the bed during it nothing kinky with the cat.
Don't ya hate when yer pets stare at you while having sex?
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 29 2006, 01:57 PM)
The movie we were gonna watch was coming to america BTW I remember that.
Anything else you want me to clear up to the point it leads to more questions??
Anything else you want me to clear up to the point it leads to more questions??
Great movie!
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 29 2006, 01:22 PM)
Ouch, that's be rough for any person to deal, let alone a kid.
Don't ya hate when yer pets stare at you while having sex?
Great movie!
Don't ya hate when yer pets stare at you while having sex?
Great movie!
Yeah it was hard and it fucked me up on my values and such in my teen years, thankfully I had a step mom that is the best mom I could have asked for.
What I hate more is when the husband would have me at the end of the bed and my ass would be hanging off a bit while we are going at it and my cat would jump up from under the bed and attack my ass. OUCH that shit hurts or it would attatck my husbands feet.
One of the best movies ever.
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 29 2006, 02:57 PM)
The movie we were gonna watch was coming to america BTW I remember that.
The royal penis is clean.
Do I pee in the shower?
Only if neccessary
Only if neccessary
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ May 29 2006, 08:33 PM)
The royal penis is clean.
do you have sex with your bathers? I know I do.
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