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Bobaloo
QUOTE(numba1fan @ May 25 2006, 01:37 AM)
But your not supposed to be sitting ON the floor when you measure!
You should stand up first!

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you people and your details dry.gif
evade20
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 18 2006, 08:58 AM)
This can be a thread where you can just post about whats going today, for the weekend, to vent, or whatever.......Very general thread.
For me? I'm on day 4 of my "diet". bang.gif

Here's what I've been eating for 4 days:

1/2 cup oatmeal
6 egg whites
boiled chicken
broiled talapia.....

water, black coffee.

Tomorrow I cut all carbs for the most of the day, then cut all water and do a carb load tomorrow night.......
Yes I'm being chicky, but I want to see how 'ripped' I can get popc1.gif
So Bobaloo, what kind of wedding are you having?
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Be sure BB doesn't get too involved with getting ripped or she may end up looking like one of these babes: http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/amazon-women.html


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Gnappster
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 25 2006, 09:15 AM)
Be sure BB doesn't get too involved with getting ripped or she may end up looking like one of these babes: http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/amazon-women.html
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I'd hit it! But only if her dick was smaller than mine.

Plus a girl getting shredded and THAT are completely different.
THIS girl is hot:
Assfucker
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 24 2006, 03:23 PM)
Yeah.  I think he mentioned in his 411 that he tripped and fell right on Evade's dick.  Instant headache relief.  He has since edited that post, though, otherwise I would have provided the link.
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stop with yer ghay fantasies about me and envade......I'll e-you those pictures if you really want them coco.gif
evade20
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 25 2006, 12:57 PM)
I'd hit it! But only if her dick was smaller than mine.

Plus a girl getting shredded and THAT are completely different.
THIS girl is hot:
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I have no troubles with any man or woman trying to get ripped...but enough is enough for either sex. Abusing steroids sounds rather dangerous to me. You're right. The woman in the pic is awesome.
evade20
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 25 2006, 01:11 PM)
stop with yer ghay fantasies about me and envade......I'll e-you those pictures if you really want them coco.gif
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Oh, no! You let the secret out. ph34r.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif coco.gif
Blond Bombshell
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 25 2006, 11:15 AM)
Be sure BB doesn't get too involved with getting ripped or she may end up looking like one of these babes: http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/amazon-women.html
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There is no worry about me getting ripped . I did that about 10 years ago & it is to much work anymore & a hell of alot easier when I was 26 or so I looked GREAT but now I have three kids & I just dont want to work that hard


I just hope AF is okay being a ripped guy with a not so hot wife sad.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 29 2006, 08:43 AM)
There is no worry about me getting ripped . I did that about 10 years ago & it is to much work anymore & a hell of alot easier when I was 26 or so  I looked GREAT but now I have three kids & I just dont want to work that hard 
I just hope AF is okay being a ripped guy  with a not so hot wife sad.gif
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A not so hot wife.......have you looked in the mirror Blondie, I think AF is damn lucky to have such a beautiful wife as you......and from the way he talks I think he is too 2thumbs.gif


Besides if you were ripped like him you'd probably tear him to shreds laughing-smiley-017.gif
evade20
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 29 2006, 08:52 AM)
A not so hot wife.......have you looked in the mirror Blondie, I think AF is damn lucky to have such a beautiful wife as you......and from the way he talks I think he is too 2thumbs.gif
Besides if you were ripped like him you'd probably tear him to shreds laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Agreed with foxy 100% on both statements. I guess that makes 200% tongue.gif ...but we want more pics of BB. grinning-smiley-003.gif grinning-smiley-003.gif
natalie
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 29 2006, 08:43 AM)
There is no worry about me getting ripped . I did that about 10 years ago & it is to much work anymore & a hell of alot easier when I was 26 or so  I looked GREAT but now I have three kids & I just dont want to work that hard 
I just hope AF is okay being a ripped guy  with a not so hot wife sad.gif
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Does he have another wife? coz.gif
natalie
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 29 2006, 08:43 AM)
There is no worry about me getting ripped . I did that about 10 years ago & it is to much work anymore & a hell of alot easier when I was 26 or so  I looked GREAT but now I have three kids & I just dont want to work that hard 
I just hope AF is okay being a ripped guy  with a not so hot wife sad.gif
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Assfucker has two wives? You know that's illegal right?



I posted twice? How the hell did that happen? Stupid computer. guns.gif
Blond Bombshell
QUOTE(natalie @ May 29 2006, 05:12 PM)
Assfucker has two wives? You know that's illegal right?
I posted twice? How the hell did that happen? Stupid computer. guns.gif
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I dont think illegal would stop him ....................BUT he could not handle two tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 30 2006, 07:26 PM)
I dont think illegal would stop him ....................BUT he could not handle two tongue.gif
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Yeah, he loses control just looking at the puppet he drew with marker on his hand.
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 30 2006, 05:28 PM)
Yeah, he loses control just looking at the puppet he drew with marker on his hand.
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laughing-smiley-017.gif

but to his credit, it was a HOT puppet. It tried having sex with me too, but that's not how I roll.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 30 2006, 07:32 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif

but to his credit, it was a HOT puppet. It tried having sex with me too, but that's not how I roll.
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It's the CLAW! you're afraid of the claw!!!
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 30 2006, 05:33 PM)
It's the CLAW!  you're afraid of the claw!!!
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yes i am!
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 30 2006, 07:35 PM)
yes i am!
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that boy good! grinning-smiley-003.gif
Blond Bombshell
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 30 2006, 07:32 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif

but to his credit, it was a HOT puppet. It tried having sex with me too, but that's not how I roll.
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Assfucker
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 30 2006, 07:28 PM)
Yeah, he loses control just looking at the puppet he drew with marker on his hand.
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is it windy today? 22.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 31 2006, 10:17 AM)
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is it windy today? 22.gif
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Why do you have a problem with things "blowing up" popc1.gif
evade20
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 31 2006, 11:50 AM)
Why do you have a problem with things "blowing up" popc1.gif
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It's AF's turn to wear the mini kilt. laughing-smiley-017.gif gay.gif
natalie
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 30 2006, 07:32 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif

but to his credit, it was a HOT puppet. It tried having sex with me too, but that's not how I roll.
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What the puppet didn't have a big enough ass? nah.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Jun 1 2006, 10:25 AM)
What the puppet didn't have a big enough ass? nah.gif
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I just can't "fit"in the small ones.
Assfucker
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 31 2006, 12:03 PM)
It's AF's turn to wear the mini kilt. laughing-smiley-017.gif  gay.gif
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fine, then it's your turn to stick the bagpipe up yer ass popc1.gif
evade20
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 2 2006, 08:35 AM)
fine, then it's your turn to stick the bagpipe up yer ass popc1.gif
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ouch! blink.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jun 2 2006, 10:07 AM)
ouch! blink.gif
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I'll be gental popc1.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 2 2006, 08:35 AM)
I'll be gental popc1.gif
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is that supposed to be gentle or genital? laughing-smiley-017.gif
evade20
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 2 2006, 11:52 AM)
is that supposed to be gentle or genital?  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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When AF learned to spell, he thought that "Hooked on Phonics" was a new form of bondage.... smilio04.gif
ddd35
well I did something this afternoon I have never done , I picked up a young lady that was hitch hiking , she was dressed in a bikini top and mini skirt very nice body and great boobs , she said she was 19 we got down the road aways and I asked her were she was headed she said she just needed a place to stay so she was heading to a friends house about 10 miles away , well i told her I would take her about half way then i had to get home , wel I had just left the bank and had several $20 bills in my check book on the dash , she says to me { I will blow ya for 20 ,, fuck ya for 40 both for 50 and you can fuck my ass for 75 , } I said to her figuring she was a drug user among other things that thanks but no thanks ,, I told her I would givbe her a 20 to help her out , Just as I let her out at the point I said I would she flashed her tits at me and pulled her skirt up and showed me some bare pussy , . I think I did right and I kept my dignity so to speak ... bang.gif
evade20
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 2 2006, 10:11 PM)
well I did something this afternoon I have never done  , I picked up a young lady that was hitch hiking  , she was dressed in a bikini top and  mini  skirt  very nice body and  great boobs   , she said she was  19  we got down the road aways and I asked her were she was headed   she said she just needed a place to stay  so she was heading to a friends  house about  10 miles away    , well i told her I would take her about  half way then i had to get home  , wel I  had just left the bank and  had several  $20 bills in my check book on the dash   , she says to me  { I will blow ya for  20 ,, fuck ya for  40  both for  50   and you can fuck my ass for  75 ,   } I said to her  figuring she was a drug user   among other things  that thanks but no thanks ,, I told her I would givbe her a 20  to help her out ,   Just as I let her out at the point I said  I would she flashed her tits at me   and pulled her skirt up and showed me some bare  pussy  ,   .  I think I did right  and I kept my dignity  so to speak  ...   bang.gif
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blink.gif Screw your dignity...You probably saved your health and well being. Now just pretend you're having sex with one of the lovely women on these boards. 22.gif

Oh and don't forget to cover your keyboard so you won't get jizz all over it. laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 2 2006, 08:11 PM)
well I did something this afternoon I have never done  , I picked up a young lady that was hitch hiking  , she was dressed in a bikini top and  mini  skirt  very nice body and  great boobs   , she said she was  19  we got down the road aways and I asked her were she was headed   she said she just needed a place to stay  so she was heading to a friends  house about  10 miles away    , well i told her I would take her about  half way then i had to get home  , wel I  had just left the bank and  had several  $20 bills in my check book on the dash   , she says to me  { I will blow ya for  20 ,, fuck ya for  40  both for  50   and you can fuck my ass for  75 ,   } I said to her  figuring she was a drug user   among other things  that thanks but no thanks ,, I told her I would givbe her a 20  to help her out ,   Just as I let her out at the point I said  I would she flashed her tits at me   and pulled her skirt up and showed me some bare  pussy  ,   .  I think I did right  and I kept my dignity  so to speak  ...   bang.gif
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PICS? ohmy.gif
ddd35
sorry no pics , wish I had thought of it ,

Well it wasnt really my dignity that i was worried about , it was the case a crabs I was concerned with taking home to the wife ,,,,,,, evade, trust me her tempting me was tough to turn down ... drinkup.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 3 2006, 09:02 AM)
sorry no pics , wish I had thought of it , 

Well it wasnt really my dignity  that i was worried about , it was the case a crabs I was  concerned with taking home to the wife   evade, trust  me her tempting me  was  tough to turn down ...     drinkup.gif
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ohmy.gif Evade is your wife???!!!
ndboxer
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 3 2006, 09:40 AM)
ohmy.gif Evade is your wife???!!!
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evade20
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 3 2006, 10:40 AM)
ohmy.gif Evade is your wife???!!!
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damn, DDD. You let the secret out blink.gif

It's your turn to cross dress. gay.gif

all for the want of a comma. smilio04.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jun 3 2006, 01:22 PM)
damn, DDD. You let the secret out blink.gif

It's your turn to cross dress. gay.gif

all for the want of a comma. smilio04.gif
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Asa long as I can wear your fishnet stockings
evade20
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 3 2006, 01:29 PM)
Asa long as I can wear your fishnet  stockings
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Sorry, i loaned them Summoner. 22.gif 22.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 2 2006, 10:11 PM)
well I did something this afternoon I have never done  , I picked up a young lady that was hitch hiking  , she was dressed in a bikini top and  mini  skirt  very nice body and  great boobs   , she said she was  19  we got down the road aways and I asked her were she was headed   she said she just needed a place to stay  so she was heading to a friends  house about  10 miles away    , well i told her I would take her about  half way then i had to get home  , wel I  had just left the bank and  had several  $20 bills in my check book on the dash   , she says to me  { I will blow ya for  20 ,, fuck ya for  40  both for  50   and you can fuck my ass for  75 ,   } I said to her  figuring she was a drug user   among other things  that thanks but no thanks ,, I told her I would givbe her a 20  to help her out ,   Just as I let her out at the point I said  I would she flashed her tits at me   and pulled her skirt up and showed me some bare  pussy  ,   .  I think I did right  and I kept my dignity  so to speak  ...   bang.gif
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From a woman's point of view you did the right thing.......I'm sure you enjoyed the flash though..... tongue.gif

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summoner
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 3 2006 @ 01:29 PM)
Asa long as I can wear your fishnet  stockings


QUOTE(evade20 @ Jun 4 2006, 01:14 AM)
Sorry, i loaned them Summoner.    22.gif  22.gif
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It´s okay as long as I don´t have to see any photo...
evade20
QUOTE(summoner @ Jun 4 2006, 12:06 AM)
It´s okay as long as I don´t have to see any photo...
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I hope they weren't stretched to badly.... laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif

Oh, by the way, the ones that you posted in your 411 page are really hot. 22.gif
summoner
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jun 4 2006, 10:57 AM)
I hope they weren't stretched to badly.... laughing-smiley-014.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif


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QUOTE(evade20)
Oh, by the way, the ones that you posted in your 411 page are really hot. 22.gif
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Thanks smile.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 3 2006, 10:45 PM)
From a woman's point of view you did the right thing.......I'm sure you enjoyed the flash though..... tongue.gif

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well its not everyday that a 40 yr old male gets a look at 19 yr old body like this gal had 2thumbs.gif
ddd35
okay need some help here , my best friends wife emailed me over the weekend asked me to help convince her hubby to buy her a boob job, I told her boy that would sound funny coming from me , she is a wonderful person and has a great ass just flat up top , How should I proceed and be nice guys , Please . grinning-smiley-003.gif
juicyboobs
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 5 2006, 08:19 AM)
okay need some help here ,   my best friends wife  emailed  me over the weekend asked me to help  convince her hubby to buy her a boob job,  I told her  boy that would sound funny coming from me ,  she is a wonderful person  and has a great ass  just flat up top , How should I proceed   and be nice guys  , Please .  grinning-smiley-003.gif
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just a question has she mentioned it to him before? puts you in weird position if she confides in you and not him.... maybe you should drop into conversation how unhappy she is with her size, see how he takes it?
( hate giving advice on here.. feel like just waiting to get ripped into)
ddd35
QUOTE(juicyboobs @ Jun 5 2006, 02:22 PM)
just a question has she mentioned it to him before? puts you in weird position if she confides in you and not him.... maybe you should drop into conversation how unhappy she is with her size, see how he takes it?
( hate giving advice on here.. feel like just waiting to get ripped into)
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well I understand completely , but I wont ever rip anybody and since I am looking for the advice dont be alarmed ...

ANd yes she has spoke to him many times about her wishes , and to be honest he realy doesnt care if she has boobs or not , ever since I have known him he has been a ass man and thats one of her great qualities , its just for her she doesnt feel complete , at the pool or the beach she feels out of place with other women around her cause she is so flat .. He is a major tight ass when it comes to spending money , now bear in mind here he makes close to $250,000. a yr and has very few worries , but he also doesnt spend money unless he feels it will pay back for him .. My thought is her peace of mind is worth the cost ... Thanks
Assfucker
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 2 2006, 11:52 AM)
is that supposed to be gentle or genital?  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Blond Bombshell
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 5 2006, 02:34 PM)
well I understand  completely , but I wont ever rip anybody and since I am looking for the advice  dont be alarmed  ...

ANd yes she has spoke to him many times  about her wishes  , and to be honest he realy doesnt care if she has  boobs or not , ever since I have known him he has been a  ass man and thats one of her great qualities , its just for her  she doesnt feel  complete , at the pool or the beach  she feels out of place  with other women around her cause she is so flat ..    He is a major  tight ass when it comes to spending money , now bear in mind here he makes close to  $250,000. a yr and has very few worries  , but he also doesnt spend money unless he feels it will pay back for him ..   My thought is her peace of mind   is worth the cost ...  Thanks
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If she makes him happy than he should make her happy. If will make her feel better about herself then it is worth it . I'm sure she does more than her share for him so what is a few grand!
UncleBuck
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 5 2006, 02:34 PM)
well I understand  completely , but I wont ever rip anybody and since I am looking for the advice  dont be alarmed  ...

ANd yes she has spoke to him many times  about her wishes  , and to be honest he realy doesnt care if she has  boobs or not , ever since I have known him he has been a  ass man and thats one of her great qualities , its just for her  she doesnt feel  complete , at the pool or the beach  she feels out of place  with other women around her cause she is so flat ..    He is a major  tight ass when it comes to spending money , now bear in mind here he makes close to  $250,000. a yr and has very few worries  , but he also doesnt spend money unless he feels it will pay back for him ..   My thought is her peace of mind   is worth the cost ...  Thanks
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First ask her if you could see and judge for yourself ..then after you get over the intitial shock of the slap.... laughing-smiley-017.gif suggest that maybe she bring the topic of a boob job up when you are all together and really support her when she suggests it,( this would be a ice breaker for you to be able to talk to her husband about boobs ) I believe it is totally her decision and her hubbie should support her on it unless he has some real strong reservations about enchanced breasts. If money is not a problem he should let her do what she wants, my better 1/2 did it and they are great and certainly made her feel much more confident about herself
ddd35
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Jun 5 2006, 03:27 PM)
First ask her if you could see and judge for yourself ..then after you get over the intitial shock of the slap.... laughing-smiley-017.gif  suggest that maybe she bring the topic of a boob job up when you are all together and really support her when she suggests it,( this would be a ice breaker for you to be able to talk to her husband about boobs ) I believe it is totally her decision and her hubbie should support her on it unless he has some real strong reservations about enchanced breasts. If money is not a problem he should let her do what she wants, my better 1/2 did it and they are great and certainly made her feel much more confident about herself
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Well her first comment to me was a friendly ( if he gives in after you talk to him you will be one of the first to see the finished product ) But thats not my goal here , she is obviously unhappy and I just want to help her out with him .. Thanks for the great comments ...
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 3 2006, 08:40 AM)
ohmy.gif Evade is your wife???!!!
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well I can't say I'm surprised.
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