but...............every time i open my mouth doesnt mean i am fixin to bitch. maybe i wanna breath thru my mouth for a change. maybe im eatin. u have to give me at least like 5 seconds to use my mouth for something, before u make the call on whether or not im gonna bitch.

lol

this is worth a second opinion, mine of course...

u cant just stick your dick in my mouth after all u hear me say is "I". U assume i was gonna say something bitchy, but maybe i was gonna say...

i have been fuckin your brother for years now.

i left your truck where it stalled, in the middle lane of the freeway.

i smell something burning and i may have left the oven on.

i tried to fix the kitchen sink myself and now there water shooting all over the place.

see, those things youd want to wait a bit on the blow job and tend to the other matter first. so at least let me get two words out. cept maybe the "i smell". that one, if u were gonna get blown, youd be like "no u dont" then stick the cock on in.

Bo, you're the greatest! You know I love ya

Now what were you saying?

no you're hot for that reason plus about a hundred others.

Make that sticker and I WILL send you my address



No, the nails and hair are all necessary extras!

speak for yourself

you dont like a lady to have nice hair and nails?

If shes blowing me , Im not worried about her hair or her nails ... for obvious reasons

As long as he's able to imagine the one blowing him is the babysitter who is "from the Interent," he's happy.

uhm speaking of stupid posts there is one above in the quote box ^^^^^^

it's a cross-forum reference. I could see where it'd be difficult for you to get it. Here's a link that will help you.

no thanks not looking to qualify your post for ya

i asked my brother a while back - does it matter to u if your lady has her toenails painted? he said "no, as long as they are up in the air i dont really notice"

men!

by the way, i do the personal grooming first for myself.....then for him.

thank you !!!!!

hi chasey

Well each to their own



or imagine the hair was a little longer so it kinda looked like a woman





For me when a girl has a nice grip around your cock whilst giving head it is much sexier when her nails are painted a hot colour like red or pink etc

done

I have GOT to get me one of those. send me one, send me one!!!!

That is totally awesome. Well done

pm me your address...I believe I owed you one too

I don't think you really owed me one. I never really one any of the contests. But I'll pretend you did.

I feel bad. I have nothing to send you. well, except this ball of electrical tape I've been kicking around. But then I'd have nothing to do at work.

Well you could send me some US currency, I don't have much of that. I'm partial to fifties and hundreds

I haven't seen one of those in years. I carry a poor man's gangsters roll. Bunch of singles wrapped around a five. Livin' large, yo!

that's pretty impressive.
all I've got is a roll of loonies

Did you win those in a curling contest?

no, in a tuque wearing, canadian bacon eating, maple syrup pouring contest.



and it's a curling bonspiel

thats nice , Well done

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so what im reading between the lines is ... a little nail polish and lipstick and maybe a wig makes your hand look really attractive for wanking ? well of course I forgot the hair has to be brushed and washed first ...

wow, I actually had to consult dictionary.com for that one. Never heard of bonspiel before. Canadish sure can be confusing

yeah we have some weird words, borscht, chesterfield, two four, but I still think tuque is a better word than "knit cap", "beanie" or whatever you guys call them.

and for the record, I hate curling

I'm guessing chesterfield is a cigarette One of the slang words for cigarettes around here quite a while ago was to call them fags. don't ask me why.

I like the word tuque. Never used it really, but I've heard it. I usually just say hat for all kinds of things I wear on my head. (uh-oh, that has burn potential written all over it)

And two four??? never heard that. Is that anything like a dick four?

chesterfield is actually a pretty good guess(doesn't cliff in true romance smoke them?), but no, it's another name for couch or sofa. but almost no one under 50 uses it anymore.


such as a dick four?



a two four is what people call a case of 24 beer(creative I know). In the US I think it's just called a case or a flat of beer, but I've been wrong once or twice before

yeah, he did. That's probably why that was the first thing that popped into my head.

that wasn't so bad. coulda been worse. Now I just need 3d to ask the inevitable question


I like that. I think I might start using it and try to perpetuate the term out here. People are known to flock to the trends I exhibit. We usually just call it a case for the most part. But around here, nobody really cares about case parties. People are more into keg parties and stuff like that. that's the new fad that's sweeping the nation. wasting food is so last week.

good work.... now will that look good on my company vehicle?



I just like a lady to look like a lady..... call me crazy!

When did I mention wigs?



Its all but phased out now but cigarettes can be called fags here in Aus.

Never heard of the word tuque, it's a beanie here.

Also never heard two four. We call them cases, cartons, slabs etc

hair =wigs , but I know whatya mean , have a great weekend

I have to go and stand over here now

okay have fun !!!!!

My husband and i, Would like to fulfill someones fantasy!!!!!!!

well you Jeep could fulfill all mine Im sure if the hubby doesnt mind watching ...

too bad that post was about 18 months ago!!!

I told my hubby a couple years ago my fantasy was to have another guy join in so I could experience two at once. My hubby was so good to me he gave me an entire summer of fantasy fulfilment.What fun it was.

You need to talk to my hubby Tera!!! Fix me up!!

Im waiting for my wife to tell me her fantasy is to involve me in a 7 girl on one orgy

Yeah, and I'm waiting to wake up and find out I'm married to Tera.....

Im not here to kill a brother dream.... dream on!

There's only one way to deal with this - you me and Tera.

I volunteer to help you with that. Your fantasy is my dream!!!!!

I have a fantasy of being with at least two guys at once but maybe five would be fun too!!!

Holy shit!!! Why cant I find women like these in My zipcode???