like, if he can shove his donkey size cock up my ass, why the hell cant i do it it to him, not his own dick of course, i have mentioned one of those little baby carrots, the ones already smooth and cleaned. he seizes up like curdled milk!

Just throwing some humor in the maleassfingering thread, thats all

its alright. if u didnt talk like that i would question your manlyhood!!!

get used to boannas sarcastic nature u assfucker u!

this thread already had its own humor, just in its name alone "themaleassfingeringthread"

Recommendation......

Tie him up, blindfold him, lube him well and use your sheathed finger (I don't recommend the baby carrot), curve your finger toward the prostate gland and gently massage.....he'll be begging you for more......I recommend that you suck him or ride him while doing this...only so you'll feel the intense swelling in his cock and from my experiences he'll last a WHOLE LOT LONGER!

[quote=he_is_legend,May 9 2006, 09:10 AM]
i dunno if there has been a topic on this previosly but i was curious if the ladies on here had ever slipped a lubed finger up their fella's bum and nailed his G spot for him?

no, but i HAVE slipped some caster oil into his spagetti when he threatened to go to a tittie bar.

yea right foxy!!!! well, im looking, i dont see anyting on me that lookes like a sheathed finger, what the hell is that anyway. my fingers are already slightly curved, from a table saw accident, would this help or hinder? i dont wanna massage, i just wanna shove!!! LOL ride him while doing this????? so i can feel him swell??? the only thing i'd feel his him buck me off.....and all he'd be beggin and yelling for is for me to get a lawyer!

wow

so which direction do i curve my finger, and which way am i sittin? i'm all assbackwards now!

Ok maybe not such a good idea

The curve would help and a sheathed finger is your finger with a finger condom on it.......wouldn't want to smell like shit

u just have way too many things going on long before the insertion starts. theres no way he'd go for it. its gotta be fast, like rippin off a bandaid, he cant see it comin. this whole thing. i'd rather him just tie me up and blindfold me. then what everhappens, we can both enjoy it, since all my edifices have been explored.

OH DEAR GOD FOXY!!!!! THE STORY U JUST REMINDED ME OF. WANT IT?

Well it would only work if he was adventurous, so he wouldn't let you tie him up and blindfold him, even if he wasn't expecting a traveller on the Hershey Hwy.??

You need to train this man of yours Bo, or come to my house for a visit

*slowly backs outta thread*

get back in here..this is your kinda story!

i guess its cause i always wanna be the one tied up.
no, do me, do me!

Now one must learn not to be so selfish Bo

So you like being dominated as well huh.......boy we could have alot of fun together

well, its short and to the point, and has probably happened to thousands of women, but when it happens to u, u are the first one in history....

so, at night, we did all the sucking and fucking, and my ass was the last place to get fucked. went to sleep. boanna wakes up in the morning horny....sucks his cock. (u already know whats comin)...first time i ever spit! i all the sudden realized that his cock had last been in my ass....jumped off like i'd seen a NY rat! yelled "oh my god, i licked my own asshole!!!"

i just cant get him to do it enough.

hey, i thought this thread was about us gettin to do THEIR asses! u know, this reminds me of another story.

Well that is just plain shitty ( no pun intended) ..... Can't say I've experienced that myself Bo!

somehow i decided it was all his fault though.

Well wasn't it

man, you are talented

hey, i bet assfucker can lick his own ass! i know bobaloo can, his pic proves it! thats something i need to see before i leave this earth. a man lick his own ass. heck, they get to see us lick all kinds of shit! its only fair!

If I could, I'd never leave my room

I'd much rather lick his ass for him and have him lick mine......but yeah wouldn't that be a sight to see

no, it was my fault, i should have turned the shower on for him before we went to sleep that night!

besides, the other part....it was my fault. i love to whisper in his ear "my ass is hungry for your cock". it makes him hard as a rock... fast!

could it be?? have i met my match? boanna tumbles down sarcastic mountain. lands on ass!

I was being fececious (sp?)......ummm that's kind of a shitty word too


I bet you'll be washing him up from now on though

tread lightly assfucker....the ladies love u when u talk like that...but if the men see it....you set yourself up as fair game and in season!

Looks like we're gonna have to provide him with an orange vest

yea, cause it makes for a boring morning if ya dont!

sweet mother of god! sorry foxy, gotta go. some kind gentleman here just knocked my socks off with a PM! gonna go take care of some personal business!

hahaha when you spell it that way it is! its actually facetious

this has been the funniest back and forth i have seen yet in any thread.

oh and bo, theres your "edifice" word again. you mean orifice. an edifice is like, a building, like a large building.
(yay for remembering highschool vocab)



AF you dirty man, you!

Where can i get all these cool ass smilies!?!?!

EDIT: nevermind, i have found them!!!

Have fun sweetie

no, your wrong...it was "ed". i remember him well!

like a building? well, that what some of those little edifices feel like after they have been orificed! i guess i'd rather spend time using them rather than learning how to spell them.

whats facetious? does it have something to do with facials?

i'm lost. and i think i threw my back out!

[quote=boanna,May 12 2006, 12:14 PM]
[quote=he_is_legend,May 9 2006, 09:10 AM]
i dunno if there has been a topic on this previosly but i was curious if the ladies on here had ever slipped a lubed finger up their fella's bum and nailed his G spot for him?

no, but i HAVE slipped some caster oil into his spagetti when he threatened to go to a tittie bar.

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Why? He wasn't going to take you with him?

Yeah I know what you mean Nat, Just Hangin and I love going to the tittie bar together

This is one of the funniest posts in this entire thread. Well, it was pretty darn funny for not being one of my posts.

I tried a finger in his ass once. He was having none of it. I guess some men equate anything going up there the wrong way with something gay. Never went there again. But, that's OK. It's all about doing whatever I can to please him anyway. Right?

That is all®

too right. if hes not kool with it then it dont matter.