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bondiguy
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 21 2006, 06:20 PM)
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and to think i thought i was missing some good stuff the past month!

big sigh!

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Nah... it's the usual suckie level
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 22 2006, 12:24 AM)
Nah... it's the usual suckie level
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And you say I made the worst pun ever? tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 22 2006, 12:01 PM)
And you say I made the worst pun ever? tongue.gif
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--Evade
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 22 2006, 12:01 PM)
And you say I made the worst pun ever? tongue.gif
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I learn from the master grinning-smiley-003.gif
Maui_Jade_Stick
If you are interested in giving yourself a blow-job I would suggest taking yoga classes.

I'm about 6 feet tall and 200 lbs. My erect dick is 7 inches and 5.75 inches around.

Yoga and other regular exercise gives me the capability to pleasure myself orally if I choose to. I just don't practice self-love that much.

However, if anyone is interested I'll be happy to have one of my girl-friends take some pictures so you can get an idea of the best positions for this.
ddd35
QUOTE(Maui_Jade_Stick @ Aug 24 2006, 04:29 AM)
If you are interested in giving yourself a blow-job I would suggest taking yoga classes. 

I'm about 6 feet tall and 200 lbs.  My erect dick is 7 inches and 5.75 inches around. 

Yoga and other regular exercise gives me the capability to pleasure myself orally if I choose to.  I just don't practice self-love that much.

However, if anyone is interested I'll be happy to have one of my girl-friends take some pictures so you can get an idea of the best positions for this.
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thanks but no thanks
paybarraman
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!? coz.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Maui_Jade_Stick @ Aug 24 2006, 04:29 AM)
If you are interested in giving yourself a blow-job I would suggest taking yoga classes. 

I'm about 6 feet tall and 200 lbs.  My erect dick is 7 inches and 5.75 inches around. 

Yoga and other regular exercise gives me the capability to pleasure myself orally if I choose to.  I just don't practice self-love that much.

However, if anyone is interested I'll be happy to have one of my girl-friends take some pictures so you can get an idea of the best positions for this.
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QUOTE(paybarraman @ Aug 24 2006, 07:02 AM)
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?     coz.gif
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WTF Indeed.... The boys are going to have a field day with this. Well Bob may PM for instructions but the others are gonne tear this guy apart! blink.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 24 2006, 07:43 AM)
WTF Indeed.... The boys are going to have a field day with this. Well Bob may PM for instructions but the others are gonne tear this guy apart! blink.gif
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PM nothin'! Who the hell do you think is his yoga instructor? blink.gif

Actually, though. that maui guy may want to send a PM to evade. I hear she's into that kinda shit. Apparently she loves getting pictures of cock PMd to her. I think she and belicked have a thing going.
Gnappster
QUOTE(Maui_Jade_Stick @ Aug 24 2006, 02:29 AM)
If you are interested in giving yourself a blow-job I would suggest taking yoga classes. 

I'm about 6 feet tall and 200 lbs.  My erect dick is 7 inches and 5.75 inches around. 

Yoga and other regular exercise gives me the capability to pleasure myself orally if I choose to.  I just don't practice self-love that much.

However, if anyone is interested I'll be happy to have one of my girl-friends take some pictures so you can get an idea of the best positions for this.
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If my girlfriend was in the room I wouldn't be the one suckin my own dick(or anyone else's).

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Aug 24 2006, 08:51 AM)
PM nothin'!  Who the hell do you think is his yoga instructor? blink.gif

Actually, though.  that maui guy may want to send a PM to evade.  I hear she's into that kinda shit.  Apparently she loves getting pictures of cock PMd to her.  I think she and belicked have a thing going.
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evade is a lil crazy sometimes. she replies that she doesn't want cock picks pm'd to her when in fact she is begging for more.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Aug 24 2006, 10:51 AM)
PM nothin'!  Who the hell do you think is his yoga instructor? blink.gif

Actually, though.  that maui guy may want to send a PM to evade.  I hear she's into that kinda shit.  Apparently she loves getting pictures of cock PMd to her.  I think she and belicked have a thing going.
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Ahh the pieces fit with belicked and evade haha

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 24 2006, 12:14 PM)
evade is a lil crazy sometimes. she replies that she doesn't want cock picks pm'd to her when in fact she is begging for more.
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Yeah, I heard she really has a penchant for guys sucking their own member and sending her the pics
wild n crazy
thats just weird! smilio04.gif my advice for guys... DO NOT SUCK YOUR OWN DICK! and if you are going to anyway, for god's sake dont tell anyone!
sweetnsexy
C'mon guys....lets remember that there are some men whose stomachs mean that they haven't been able to SEE their dick for some time, let alone suck it!!! tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Aug 25 2006, 03:21 PM)
C'mon guys....lets remember that there are some men whose stomachs mean that they haven't been able to SEE their dick for some time, let alone suck it!!!   tongue.gif
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The second I couldn't see my dick anymore I'd stop eating.
bondiguy
QUOTE(wild n crazy @ Aug 25 2006, 05:02 PM)
thats just weird!  smilio04.gif  my advice for guys... DO NOT SUCK YOUR OWN DICK! and if you are going to anyway, for god's sake dont tell anyone!
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Sound advice I'd say laughing-smiley-017.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 25 2006, 05:27 PM)
The second I couldn't see my dick anymore I'd stop eating.
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Does that mean you don't deep throat yourself? confused-smiley-013.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Aug 25 2006, 06:31 PM)
Does that mean you don't deep throat yourself? confused-smiley-013.gif
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Well the man's gotta eat something! No matter how light the meal
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Aug 25 2006, 04:31 PM)
Does that mean you don't deep throat yourself? confused-smiley-013.gif
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 25 2006, 04:36 PM)
Well the man's gotta eat something! No matter how light the meal
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I brought this on myself dry.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 25 2006, 06:41 PM)
I brought this on myself  dry.gif
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laughing-smiley-017.gif you did, and you can trust Bob and I to remind you about it tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 25 2006, 06:41 PM)
I brought this on myself  dry.gif
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Rather ironic post considering the subject matter.
Hendo
Being a noob I think that I should weigh in on this. I agree that if you could chuck your own wood that you shouldn't tell anyone about it. I don't think it rates very high on most people's "things to do before I die" list. So sayeth the Noob.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Hendo @ Sep 17 2006, 09:58 AM)
Being a noob I think that I should weigh in on this. I agree that if you could chuck your own wood that you shouldn't tell anyone about it. I don't think it rates very high on most people's "things to do before I die" list. So sayeth the Noob.
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Wise words O noobish one food-smiley-004.gif
fellatiofiend18
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 24 2006, 12:14 PM)
evade is a lil crazy sometimes. she replies that she doesn't want cock picks pm'd to her when in fact she is begging for more.
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am i missing something here? is this just a joke or is evade actually a woman? lol
bondiguy
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 18 2006, 01:57 AM)
am i missing something here? is this just a joke or is evade actually a woman? lol
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Ur a dull boy billy tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 17 2006, 11:57 PM)
am i missing something here? is this just a joke or is evade actually a woman? lol
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the jury is still out on that one nah.gif

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 18 2006, 12:02 AM)
Ur a dull boy billy tongue.gif
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spotted grinning-smiley-003.gif
fellatiofiend18
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 18 2006, 02:02 AM)
Ur a dull boy billy tongue.gif
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i dont get it and methinks it was mean so angry-smiley-011.gif asshole! hah
jrock8
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 18 2006, 11:18 PM)
i dont get it and methinks it was mean so  angry-smiley-011.gif  asshole! hah
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be careful ff... gnappy says bondi likes it when you stick your finger there wacko.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 18 2006, 12:07 PM)
the jury is still out on that one  nah.gif
spotted  grinning-smiley-003.gif
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laughing-smiley-014.gif There is a joke about a hung jury there but I just cant piece it together

QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 19 2006, 12:18 AM)
i dont get it and methinks it was mean so  angry-smiley-011.gif  asshole! hah
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If there is anything I post and you don't get its one of 2 things

*A simpsons quote

* I am high cool-smiley-030.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 18 2006, 11:17 PM)
laughing-smiley-014.gif There is a joke about a hung jury there but I just cant piece it together
If there is anything I post and you don't get its one of 2 things

*A simpsons quote

* I am high cool-smiley-030.gif
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it's usually 2 of 2 things. tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 19 2006, 01:14 PM)
it's usually 2 of 2 things.  tongue.gif
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Hahah... we are soo old cool-smiley-030.gif
fellatiofiend18
i give up..........



maybe
bondiguy
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 20 2006, 12:13 AM)
Hahah... we are soo old cool-smiley-030.gif
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user posted image
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 21 2006, 01:27 AM)
user posted image
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hahaha, great pic
jrock8
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 21 2006, 10:52 AM)
hahaha, great pic
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yeah, except for the fact that he quoted himself when he did it...


i think bondi must be getting lonely all the way over there on the other side of the world... he's started talking to himself ph34r.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 21 2006, 12:26 PM)
yeah, except for the fact that he quoted himself when he did it...
i think bondi must be getting lonely all the way over there on the other side of the world... he's started talking to himself  ph34r.gif
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I quoted myself so FF could understand the "We are so old" post coco.gif tongue.gif
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