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ddd35
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 15 2006, 06:59 PM)
typical response from a blowjob-deprived individual.
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well if your offering I have to decline but maybe Naraz will show his one eye and let ya pratice on him ... smile.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 15 2006, 04:44 PM)
I don't know.  Ask the guy who came up with the pushing in someone's stool at a gay bar line.  he's more likely to know.
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yeah, what a freak!
ddd35
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 15 2006, 06:58 PM)
You must stay abreast of current situations if you wanna keep up around here.  These boards move pretty fast.  If you don't stop and look around every once in a while, you might miss it.
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Oh WOW i leave for a few hours and I fall out , I found the post you refered to , now it all makes sense . I take it back . the first time it was said , thats the worst .. drinkup.gif
foghorn
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 14 2006, 03:10 AM)
and i like you so lets get down!
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you got it 03.gif wink.gif
Ratt
QUOTE(natalie @ Sep 16 2006, 02:44 AM)
This is dedicated to numba1fan! Happy be-lated birthday baby. You remember this night? What was it, three times in three hours? 03.gif
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My wife is jealous - she wants that cock!
fellatiofiend18
QUOTE(janus @ Jul 17 2006, 10:48 AM)
2
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QUOTE(janus @ Jul 17 2006, 10:48 AM)
3
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ok i know its way past due.... but HOW DID I NEVER FUCKING SEE THESE!!!!!!????
wow so hot and sexy... and you are the smoothest shaven man i have ever seen and omg boy do i want a taste!
ddd35
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 18 2006, 02:45 AM)
ok i know its way past due.... but HOW DID I NEVER FUCKING SEE THESE!!!!!!????
wow so hot and sexy... and you are the smoothest shaven man i have ever seen and omg boy do i want a taste!
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you didnt look low enough
fellatiofiend18
a fun new toy

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ddd35
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 25 2006, 12:42 AM)
a fun new toy

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oh how I wish i was that toy . 22.gif
sweetjuice38
Had a willing participant for this thread..
fellatiofiend18
WOAH! look at that! nice! and look at that vein!
that second pic is hottttttt! 2thumbs.gif
ddd35
lucky guy
stevieboy
QUOTE(sweetjuice38 @ Sep 27 2006, 09:51 PM)
Had a willing participant for this thread..
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Willing participant....like you'd have to beg for volunteers

Can I be next
sweetjuice38
More to cum....
juicyboobs
mmmmmm smoooth creamy chocolate makes a great aphrodisiac.. almost melt in my mouth
stevieboy
QUOTE(sweetjuice38 @ Sep 28 2006, 09:01 PM)
More to cum....
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If we're lucky....all over your face

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HardDick69
QUOTE(sweetjuice38 @ Sep 28 2006, 09:01 PM)
More to cum....
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Wow fantastic pics smile.gif please post more
Gnappster
QUOTE(HardDick69 @ Sep 29 2006, 10:06 AM)
Here are some pics taken a few months back:

Gah, I'm a lucky bastard, what can I say? smile.gif
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Wow fantastic pics smile.gif please post more
HardDick69
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 29 2006, 12:22 PM)
Wow fantastic pics  smile.gif  please post more
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Should have more soon smile.gif
stevieboy
QUOTE(HardDick69 @ Sep 29 2006, 12:06 PM)
Here are some pics taken a few months back:

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Gah, I'm a lucky bastard, what can I say? smile.gif
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You got that right! Next time my wife wants to know what I want for my birthday...I am gonna show her this to give her some ideas. She seems to have "forgotten" how to do that

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HardDick69
QUOTE(stevieboy @ Sep 29 2006, 05:26 PM)
You got that right!  Next time my wife wants to know what I want for my birthday...I am gonna show her this to give her some ideas.  She seems to have "forgotten" how to do that

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Damn bro I feel sorry for you haha. I'll get PD to write up an instruction booklet for her so she can learn how to do it again tongue.gif
stevieboy
QUOTE(HardDick69 @ Sep 29 2006, 05:32 PM)
Damn bro I feel sorry for you haha.  I'll get PD to write up an instruction booklet for her so she can learn how to do it again tongue.gif
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Yeah...it was the strangest thing...she used to go down on me all the time until we got married and them somehow magically the day I said "I Do"...she seemed to say "I Don't anymore"

Every great once in a while when I go down on her and she asks me not to stop, I give her the old "I do yours if you do mine" bit.....but other than that I am SOL!

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HardDick69
QUOTE(stevieboy @ Sep 29 2006, 05:37 PM)
Yeah...it was the strangest thing...she used to go down on me all the time until we got married and them somehow magically the day I said "I Do"...she seemed to say "I Don't anymore"

Every great once in a while when I go down on her and she asks me not to stop, I give her the old "I do yours if you do mine" bit.....but other than that I am SOL!

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lmao yah well at least you still try bro. Never know maybe one day she'll change her mind.

I dunno if PD enjoys it, but she definitely doesn't mind it hehe. Which I dont' think girls enjoying giving head near as much as guys love eating pussy tongue.gif
PussyDrippin69
QUOTE(HardDick69 @ Sep 29 2006, 05:41 PM)
lmao yah well at least you still try bro.  Never know maybe one day she'll change her mind.

I dunno if PD enjoys it, but she definitely doesn't mind it hehe.  Which I dont' think girls enjoying giving head near as much as guys love eating pussy tongue.gif
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I do enjoy it babe! smile.gif

It really turns me on to see the satisfaction you get from it wink.gif
stevieboy
QUOTE(HardDick69 @ Sep 29 2006, 05:41 PM)
lmao yah well at least you still try bro.  Never know maybe one day she'll change her mind.

I dunno if PD enjoys it, but she definitely doesn't mind it hehe.  Which I dont' think girls enjoying giving head near as much as guys love eating pussy tongue.gif
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I'd say that is indeed true! Hell, half the time my wife has to tell me to stop after she had already cummed a few times jut because I love the taste and I love the feeling of power I get as I watch her squirm and moan with delight with every little stroke of my tongue. And I have seen what you get to eat...so I am there with ya man! I am sure thats a treat to eat

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stevieboy
QUOTE(PussyDrippin69 @ Sep 29 2006, 05:44 PM)
I do enjoy it babe!  smile.gif

It really turns me on to see the satisfaction you get from it  wink.gif
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Do you have a sister? Maybe somehow I could trade my wife in on a new model that works


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HardDick69
QUOTE(stevieboy @ Sep 29 2006, 05:49 PM)
Do you have a sister?  Maybe somehow I could trade my wife in on a new model that works
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Lmao bro if she had a sister i'd have the greatest sex fantasy EVER smile.gif
HardDick69
QUOTE(stevieboy @ Sep 29 2006, 05:46 PM)
I'd say that is indeed true!  Hell, half the time my wife has to tell me to stop after she had already cummed a few times jut because I love the taste and I love the feeling of power I get as I watch her squirm and moan with delight with every little stroke of my tongue.  And I have seen what you get to eat...so I am there with ya man!  I am sure thats a treat to eat

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haha yeah man, eating PD is a delight. She eats alot of fruit and it really comes through on the taste.
stevieboy
QUOTE(HardDick69 @ Sep 29 2006, 05:53 PM)
haha yeah man, eating PD is a delight.  She eats alot of fruit and it really comes through on the taste.
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Dude...I really hope you enjoy youself...you are a lucky man indeed. Thats one sexy ass woman you have there! Hot bod and that freaking stomach! Doesn't that just make you want to shoot your load all over her tummy

I tip my hat and salute you!

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HardDick69
QUOTE(stevieboy @ Sep 29 2006, 05:59 PM)
Dude...I really hope you enjoy youself...you are a lucky man indeed.  Thats one sexy ass woman you have there!  Hot bod and that freaking stomach!  Doesn't that just make you want to shoot your load all over her tummy

I tip my hat and salute you!

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Yeah dude her stomach is one of the sexiest things about her. I've thought about shooting my load all over it so many times, but cumming in her pussy or mouth is so amazing, I just can't bring myself to stop tongue.gif
PussyDrippin69
QUOTE(stevieboy @ Sep 29 2006, 05:49 PM)
Do you have a sister?  Maybe somehow I could trade my wife in on a new model that works
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Sorry Stevie, just have 2 brothers sad.gif
stevieboy
QUOTE(PussyDrippin69 @ Sep 29 2006, 06:03 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif

Sorry Stevie, just have 2 brothers sad.gif
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Freaking story of my life

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HardDick69
QUOTE(stevieboy @ Sep 29 2006, 06:04 PM)
Freaking story of my life

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Bro if she had a sister i'd have the hottest pics ever haha......*wakes up from his dream*....
bondiguy
QUOTE(HardDick69 @ Sep 29 2006, 05:32 PM)
Damn bro I feel sorry for you haha.  I'll get PD to write up an instruction booklet for her so she can learn how to do it again tongue.gif
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The difference between your wife and your job after 5 years is that your job still sucks!
Gnappster
QUOTE(PussyDrippin69 @ Sep 29 2006, 04:03 PM)
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Sorry Stevie, just have 2 brothers sad.gif
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that probably works for stevieboy as well gay.gif

nah.gif
foghorn
QUOTE(juicyboobs @ Sep 29 2006, 05:13 AM)
mmmmmm smoooth creamy chocolate makes a great aphrodisiac.. almost melt in my mouth
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looks like you are ready to have some fun
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 29 2006, 08:04 PM)
The difference between your wife and your job after 5 years is that your job still sucks!
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I told that joke last night when i was out to dinner with some couple friends. the guys were laughing their asses off, the girls smirked... the best part was... the guys who were married initially laughed. Then they got quiet pretty quick after they thought about it and realized it was true.
HardDick69
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 30 2006, 12:51 PM)
I told that joke last night when i was out to dinner with some couple friends.  the guys were laughing their asses off, the girls smirked... the best part was... the guys who were married initially laughed.  Then they got quiet pretty quick after they thought about it and realized it was true.
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lmao nice.
wild n crazy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 30 2006, 11:51 AM)
I told that joke last night when i was out to dinner with some couple friends.  the guys were laughing their asses off, the girls smirked... the best part was... the guys who were married initially laughed.  Then they got quiet pretty quick after they thought about it and realized it was true.
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that is funny.. but i have to say that i LOVE to give blow jobs and i dont think ill stop even if it was after 5 years.. it might not be every day any more but it makes me feel dirty ( grinning-smiley-003.gif ) and i like knowing i got him off and gave him an awesome blow job! 11.gif
josh22
QUOTE(wild n crazy @ Sep 30 2006, 04:02 PM)
that is funny.. but i have to say that i LOVE to give blow jobs and i dont think ill stop even if it was after 5 years.. it might not be every day any more but it makes me feel dirty ( grinning-smiley-003.gif ) and i like knowing i got him off and gave him an awesome blow job!  11.gif
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..your awsome you know that..just the though of a B.j makes my wife go nuts..she hates giving them..sucks for me huh..wish I was close to you girl ..Id hang out with ya smilio05.gif
wild n crazy
QUOTE(josh22 @ Sep 30 2006, 03:41 PM)
..your awsome  you know that..just the though of a B.j makes my wife go nuts..she hates giving them..sucks for me huh..wish I was close to you girl ..Id hang out with ya smilio05.gif
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that does suck for you... bang.gif .. i also think its very fun to give road head! sometimes a guy will pull up in a car next to us while im doing it and try and watch! but instead of being shy i like to give a good show hehehe ill stick my ass up in the air and show off my thong!! and of course you gatta swallow so it doesnt go everywhere!! ph34r.gif 11.gif love-smiley-052.gif
josh22
QUOTE(wild n crazy @ Sep 30 2006, 05:16 PM)
that does suck for you...  bang.gif .. i also think its very fun to give road head! sometimes a guy will pull up in a car next to us while im doing it and try and watch! but instead of being shy i like to give a good show hehehe ill stick my ass up in the air and show off my thong!! and of course you gatta swallow so it doesnt go everywhere!!  ph34r.gif  11.gif  love-smiley-052.gif
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that I dont get B.Js Ive always wanted to watch my girl swallow
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 29 2006, 11:33 PM)
that probably works for stevieboy as well gay.gif

nah.gif
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BAM!

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 30 2006, 12:51 PM)
I told that joke last night when i was out to dinner with some couple friends.  the guys were laughing their asses off, the girls smirked... the best part was... the guys who were married initially laughed.  Then they got quiet pretty quick after they thought about it and realized it was true.
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Good to hear some Aussie material getting a work out in the States

QUOTE(wild n crazy @ Sep 30 2006, 04:02 PM)
that is funny.. but i have to say that i LOVE to give blow jobs and i dont think ill stop even if it was after 5 years.. it might not be every day any more but it makes me feel dirty ( grinning-smiley-003.gif ) and i like knowing i got him off and gave him an awesome blow job!  11.gif
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How come you always know the right thing to say?
juicyboobs
QUOTE(foghorn @ Sep 30 2006, 12:26 AM)
looks like you are ready to have some fun
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love-smiley-077.gif a whole lotta fun...
wild n crazy
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 3 2006, 03:59 AM)
How come you always know the right thing to say?
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cuz im good like that bondi! i know what you boys like! 03.gif love-smiley-085.gif
HardDick69
QUOTE(wild n crazy @ Oct 3 2006, 07:52 PM)
cuz im good like that bondi! i know what you boys like! 03.gif  love-smiley-085.gif
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So true, so true tongue.gif
foghorn
QUOTE(juicyboobs @ Oct 3 2006, 11:17 AM)
love-smiley-077.gif  a whole lotta fun...
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22.gif c'mere and get ready to swallow deep
juicyboobs
QUOTE(foghorn @ Oct 4 2006, 08:58 AM)
22.gif c'mere and get ready to swallow deep
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wide open and waiting baby....... 11.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(wild n crazy @ Oct 3 2006, 07:52 PM)
cuz im good like that bondi! i know what you boys like! 03.gif  love-smiley-085.gif
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Yes ma'am you do.... now can we be dirty?
foghorn
QUOTE(juicyboobs @ Oct 4 2006, 09:06 AM)
wide open  and waiting  baby....... 11.gif
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that's what i like to hear
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