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Lynette
I've been made aware that some states still have laws on the books that ban any form of oral sex (even between consenting adults and married couples). I'm curious as to just how many states still have these statutes, and how in the world could they ever hope to inforce them. After giving it a little thought I could come up with several hypothetical situations that might transpire where a couple could get busted in some public place where a district attorney might choose to push the issue and prosecute. But other than that, it just seems stupid. What's it like in your state?

*KISS*
foxy lady
No known laws of such a nature here or at least not that I've been made aware of......good luck to them if they think they'll ever stop me from giving or receiving oral sex! smilio09.gif 11.gif
Isaac_Putin
QUOTE(Lynette @ Apr 19 2006, 01:36 PM)
I've been made aware that some states still have laws on the books that ban any form of oral sex (even between consenting adults and married couples). I'm curious as to just how many states still have these statutes, and how in the world could they ever hope to inforce them. After giving it a little thought I could come up with several hypothetical situations that might transpire where a couple could get busted in some public place where a district attorney might choose to push the issue and prosecute. But other than that, it just seems stupid. What's it like in your state?

                                                            *KISS*

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None in my state (nice and liberal, that Maryland), but check the map below:

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Gnappster
I think it's like one of those laws like, you can't walk your dog down Main St. backwards on a Sunday. It may be there but it's never gonna be enforced.

And that is all.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin @ Apr 19 2006, 04:45 PM)
None in my state (nice and liberal, that Maryland), but check the map below:


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that map has endless burn potential, but it's just too easy. I'll leave it for someone else to take care of.
foxy lady
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Apr 19 2006, 04:52 PM)
that map has endless burn potential, but it's just too easy.  I'll leave it for someone else to take care of.
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Isaac_Putin
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Apr 19 2006, 04:52 PM)
that map has endless burn potential, but it's just too easy.  I'll leave it for someone else to take care of.
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I'm not even sure what "burn potential" means....
diane26
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin @ Apr 19 2006, 02:23 PM)
I'm not even sure what "burn potential" means....
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Issac, it means when you leave something open for someone to throw in a smartass or witty remark. What I was good for on that other site we used to hang out at;)
Isaac_Putin
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 19 2006, 05:26 PM)
Issac, it means when you leave something open for someone to throw in a smartass or witty remark. What I was good for on that other site we used to hang out at;)
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Was it the size of the map? I linked it directly from the web site, so I can't control that. rolleyes.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin @ Apr 19 2006, 05:28 PM)
Was it the size of the map?  I linked it directly from the web site, so I can't control that.   rolleyes.gif
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Hmmm, ummm, no rolleyes.gif
for starters you could make a comments about the texans or any other state and say something like... well, I guess the whole damn state of Texas should be arrested, those faggots.

Or.... gee, it's a good thing for Gnappy there are no gay sodomy laws in Canada. (sorry Gnappy, I didn't mean it. I was just using it as an example)

or I could have filled in a color on a specific state and added to the legend to make up my own law.

Like I said, the burn potential is endless. I was really just too lazy to put effort into something that easy. But I think you get the idea now.

If my f-ing connection weren't so damn slow right now, maybe i'd be more inclined. I think my computer is on overload. Apparently no one else here is noticing the slowness meaning it's likely not a server problem, which means my comptuer is fucked up right now. Either that or no one ever really checks the site help forum unless they are having a problem of their own. haha.

By the way. Thanks for knowing what I meant Diane and for trying to clear things up around here... even though I had to clear it up again. wink.gif
diane26
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin @ Apr 19 2006, 02:28 PM)
Was it the size of the map?  I linked it directly from the web site, so I can't control that.   rolleyes.gif
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LOL No I think it was what the map showed and what states insuitated what burning people isn;t so much about the person as an individual more about the post.


IE: If I said, man I been so sick lately it is hard to swallow anything.

Than someone would come in with a smartass remark about "swallowing" I left it open for them not on purpose but people like me and Gnappy and Boo and stuff when reading a post can't help but spot a good witty or smartass remark that can be made from it.

Does that make sense at all??
diane26
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Apr 19 2006, 02:36 PM)
Hmmm,  ummm, no  rolleyes.gif
for starters you could make a comments about the texans or any other state and say something like... well, I guess the whole damn state of Texas should be arrested, those faggots. 

Or.... gee, it's a good thing for Gnappy there are no gay sodomy laws in Canada. (sorry Gnappy, I didn't mean it.  I was just using it as an example)

or I could have filled in a color on a specific state and added to the legend to make up my own law. 

Like I said, the burn potential is endless.  I was really just too lazy to put effort into something that easy.  But I think you get the idea now. 

If my f-ing connection weren't so damn slow right now, maybe i'd be more inclined.  I think my computer is on overload.  Apparently no one else here is noticing the slowness meaning it's likely not a server problem, which means my comptuer is fucked up right now.  Either that or no one ever really checks the site help forum unless they are having a problem of their own.  haha.

By the way.  Thanks for knowing what I meant Diane and for trying to clear things up around here... even though I had to clear it up again. wink.gif
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I did it again too:P
Bobaloo
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 19 2006, 05:40 PM)
I did it again too:P
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If only everyone were as on the ball as we are Diane.

(Wonder if anyone will try to use that for a burn)
foxy lady
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Apr 19 2006, 05:47 PM)
If only everyone were as on the ball as we are Diane.

(Wonder if anyone will try to use that for a burn)
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Well Diane on the ball I can comprehend but Boo I never thought you went that way nah.gif
diane26
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Apr 19 2006, 05:09 PM)
Well Diane on the ball I can comprehend but Boo I never thought you went that way nah.gif
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Issac Foxy just provided I good example of a burn. laughing-smiley-014.gif


Ok I am gonna snap a pic real quick for this. I really hope the pizza man doesnt ring the bell in the next 5.
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Apr 19 2006, 08:09 PM)
Well Diane on the ball I can comprehend but Boo I never thought you went that way nah.gif
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Boo is still looking for em!! love-smiley-077.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:11 PM)
Issac Foxy just provided I good example of a burn. laughing-smiley-014.gif
Ok I am gonna snap a pic real quick for this. I really hope the pizza man doesnt ring the bell in the next 5.
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waiting on this picture hun food-smiley-004.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:11 PM)
Issac Foxy just provided I good example of a burn. laughing-smiley-014.gif
Ok I am gonna snap a pic real quick for this. I really hope the pizza man doesnt ring the bell in the next 5.
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laughing-smiley-017.gif Just had to get it in there tongue.gif
ddd35
evening foxy love-smiley-085.gif
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Apr 19 2006, 08:20 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif Just had to get it in there tongue.gif
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Now don't tell the guys that!!! tongue.gif
diane26
The pizza man came uploading now.
ddd35
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:23 PM)
The pizza man came uploading now.
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okay are you bragging that he came or did he cum and bring your pizza LMAO nah.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:20 PM)
evening foxy  love-smiley-085.gif
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good evening smile.gif
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:25 PM)
okay are you bragging  that he came   or did he cum and bring your pizza   LMAO nah.gif
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foxy lady
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:25 PM)
okay are you bragging  that he came   or did he cum and bring your pizza   LMAO nah.gif
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Is that the secret ingredient? laughing-smiley-017.gif
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Apr 19 2006, 08:28 PM)
Is that the secret ingredient? laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Hah!! Are you sure that is mozarella??...all creamy and stringy...Mmmm!!
ddd35
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Apr 19 2006, 08:31 PM)
Hah!!  Are you sure that is mozarella??...all creamy and stringy...Mmmm!!
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Im guessing she must be licking up the mess
ddd35
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:32 PM)
Im guessing she must be licking up the mess
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okay I know the subject is about laws and oral sex but my questions for you ladies is this .. do you like recieving oral sex ? food-smiley-004.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:35 PM)
okay I know the subject is about laws and oral sex but my questions for you ladies is this   ..  do you like recieving oral sex ?    food-smiley-004.gif
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Do bears shit in the woods? tongue.gif
diane26
You sickos, nah.gif

HAHA the kids came in the house saying pizza pizza and I was like go back out and play it's still hot. LMAO

Ok sorry I look yucky but in jammies and yeah not ready for pics but saw the oppertunity.



Me on the ball;)
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:35 PM)
okay I know the subject is about laws and oral sex but my questions for you ladies is this   ..  do you like recieving oral sex ?    food-smiley-004.gif
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Well....I am prepared to put up with it, cos I know HE enjoys it so much rolleyes.gif
diane26
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ddd35
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:36 PM)
You sickos,  nah.gif

HAHA the kids came in the house saying pizza pizza and I was like go back out and play it's still hot. LMAO

Ok sorry I look yucky but in jammies and yeah not ready for pics but saw the oppertunity.
Me on the ball;)
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looks good to me my dear 22.gif
diane26
ph34r.gif
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:37 PM)
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Gosh!! Lucky pizza boy!!
ddd35
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Apr 19 2006, 08:36 PM)
Well....I am prepared to put up with it, cos I know HE enjoys it so much rolleyes.gif
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I lov to do it but my wife isnt into it I guess I thought the fact that i can lick my nose would be a attribute
diane26
Ok one more for now apparently the kids feel it is my job to feed them dry.gif
diane26
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Apr 19 2006, 05:39 PM)
Gosh!!  Lucky pizza boy!!
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He did look happy to see me maybe cause I had to throw on the white hoodie with no bra or shirt under to answer the door dry.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:38 PM)
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well if you had those puppies out and i was the pizza boy hed cum like a geisure 22.gif 22.gif 22.gif 22.gif
foxy lady
Diane you never cease to amaze.......you look fabulous....great shots!


Now feed those kids so you can get back to posting tongue.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Apr 19 2006, 08:42 PM)
Diane you never cease to amaze.......you look fabulous....great shots!
Now feed those kids so you can get back to posting tongue.gif
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I agree 2thumbs.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:36 PM)
Me on the ball;)
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Now I'm dying to see the pics of Boo on the ball laughing-smiley-017.gif
diane26
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Apr 19 2006, 05:42 PM)
Diane you never cease to amaze.......you look fabulous....great shots!
Now feed those kids so you can get back to posting tongue.gif
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HAHAHA I call them and they say nevermind mom were not hungry yet we want to play a little longer. GOOD GRIEF.

THey are loving it not getting dark until late now. Shoot they are at that why is it light at bedtime thing now. LOL Oh well they wanna stay out and play I wont stop them nah.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:44 PM)
HAHAHA I call them and they say nevermind mom were not hungry yet we want to play a little longer. GOOD GRIEF.

THey are loving it not getting dark until late now. Shoot they are at that why is it light at bedtime thing now. LOL Oh well they wanna stay out and play I wont stop them nah.gif
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well just makes it easier for you to be here I guess
foxy lady
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:44 PM)
HAHAHA I call them and they say nevermind mom were not hungry yet we want to play a little longer. GOOD GRIEF.

THey are loving it not getting dark until late now. Shoot they are at that why is it light at bedtime thing now. LOL Oh well they wanna stay out and play I wont stop them nah.gif
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Heck mine are ready for bed, it's almost 9:00pm here.

I love them the most when they are sleeping rolleyes.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:45 PM)
well just makes it easier for you to be here I guess
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Foxy you here ?
diane26
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Apr 19 2006, 05:49 PM)
Heck mine are ready for bed, it's almost 9:00pm here.

I love them the most when they are sleeping rolleyes.gif
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amen lol

almost 6 here
foxy lady
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:49 PM)
Foxy you here  ?
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Yes I'm here smile.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Apr 19 2006, 08:53 PM)
Yes I'm here smile.gif
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okay was just curious
foxy lady
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:54 PM)
okay was just curious
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Did you know that curiousity killed the cat! nah.gif
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