I really gotta question your career choice! Nurses gotta deal with the grossest of gross.

I know I question it myself a lot too,    I somehow always manage to stay clean though. My friends all use to tease when we would go out 4 bying, with the jeeps in the mud I was always the ONLY one that walked out clean.
I also bring sterile wipes for toilet seats when camping. 

I just piss on the nearest tree 

I know I question it myself a lot too,    I somehow always manage to stay clean though. My friends all use to tease when we would go out 4 bying, with the jeeps in the mud I was always the ONLY one that walked out clean.
I also bring sterile wipes for toilet seats when camping. 

After some time spent as a nurse, the topics here are going to seem like nothing.  I have relatives who are nurses and you cannot avoid getting into some really horrible situations.  A good example is performing digital extraction on a patient's impacted colon.  If you haven't been made to perform that yet -- dont' worry, you will -- multiple times.

Actually Issac it all comes down do the field you are in whether you have to do that or not, but regardless for somereason it is different dealing with the sicko things with others as opposed to myself.
Doing what you said while gross, will stink and look gross but I will have gloves on and a uniform on and I will not be having the shit in my mouth.

As long as none of the sick shit is going into my mouth or in me I will be ok. I was never a mom that got vomited on or spitup on and stuff like that, I never shared drinks and forks and food with my kids just how I am. LOL

It does depend, to a certain extent, to the field you are in.  But from what my relatives say, there are certain situations you won't be able to avoid because people/doctors/administrators are NOT going to say, "Oh, that's a radiological nurse, etc."

What specialty/field are you shooting for anyway?  I can then tell you what body fluid you are going to be completely covered with by the end of your first year.  

wow you make it sound so sexy haha.

Anyway your comments remind me of a Kids In the Hall sketch from way back. The husband is telling the wife that he wishes she would pay more attention to his nipples during sex. She tells him she can't brng herself to do it because "he pees with his nipples". He says, "I don't pee with my nipples, I pee with my penis!". Whereupon the wife begins gagging and dry heaving. 

Scweaty Balls 

are u cool with another female squirting on you?

 

I tried that I ended up peeing all overmyself

I tried that I ended up peeing all overmyself

As long as none of the sick shit is going into my mouth or in me I will be ok. I was never a mom that got vomited on or spitup on and stuff like that, I never shared drinks and forks and food with my kids just how I am. LOL

How on earth did I miss that one???  That show was hilarious.  Never saw that sketch though.

You are one funny -- and resourceful  -- fucker!!! 

at least someone enjoyed the fruits of my useless talents (finding funny shit online! to hopefully avoid the obvious burn potential)

  j/k
more like 
Being a mum, how in the hell did you avoid being vomited on or spit up on. I'm a dad with one kid who isn't even two yet, and I've been thrown up on numerous times.

So this is wrong??
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You know when you kiss someone on the lips, it's only a few feet from the anus? 

Also, don't people still wash down there any more?  If things are clean, I don't think you would even be aware that you were near that area.

yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.

   

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places.  i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places.  i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places.  i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places.  i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.

For most of us guys on here...find us a woman who will actually suck one off like this and we'd probably go buy her the diaminds just to keep her around.

When sucking dick is it 'the bigger the better'?

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places.  i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

Issac,

The points you made above are why if I were ever to go Bi I would not be very good at it for I would NEVER go down on a woman. GROSS!! If my husband never wanted to do it I would understand, BUT he happens to love it and he says I taste really sweet,well his precum does not if it did I would love giving Bj's.  Allthough the anus is a few inches from the other place it is still to close for comfort for me but that is the least of it at least the balls put a divider up on a woman there is no divider and how a man can enjoy licking an asshole or around it is BEYOND me.

For most of us guys on here...find us a woman who will actually suck one off like this and we'd probably go buy her the diaminds just to keep her around.

dont need diamonds.  i keep him around cause he lets me suck his dick!

Diane, quite frankly, what's WRONG with hairy, sweaty balls???  Balls are supposed to be hairy and sweaty.  And women are supposed to love them. 

And all genitals are either where the pee comes out of -- or close to it.  A woman's urethra is like millimeters from the opening of the vagina.  Nobody would have oral sex by your lofty standards!  

And what direction are you approaching the "love rocket" from that it's so close to where the "#2" comes out???  

And what's wrong with pre-cum???  It's not like it's sulfuric acid or something.

If you were the author, I think "The Joy of Sex" would be like five pages long!!!

But I still love you....

You can have my cock anytime you want him Bo sugar.....although you already knew that.... 

so how cum all the men who want their dicks sucked end up with women who dont wanna suck dick?

and all the women who love to suck dick end up with a man who....

where was i going with this?

bottom line.....more men want their dick sucked than women out here who like to suck dick.

thus, the need for sites like this.

I'll second that.....my wife can suck a mean dick...sadly she stopped doing it the minute the wedding ring went on the finger...How does that work

maybe u were only mean before u got married?  u said she sucks a mean dick!

Jeeze Bo...how do I respond to that other than to say...if I thought it would help....I'd turn into the nastiest SOB she ever saw.

Nope...its a lost cause....When I said I DO...she said I Don't anymore!

so how cum all the men who want their dicks sucked end up with women who dont wanna suck dick?

and all the women who love to suck dick end up with a man who....

where was i going with this?

bottom line.....more men want their dick sucked than women out here who like to suck dick.

thus, the need for sites like this.

Do you manage to get that in your pussy? This I gotta see.

does size matter........ well i heard more than a mouthful is a waste..... yeah right....

Do you manage to get that in your pussy? This I gotta see.

does size matter........ well i heard more than a mouthful is a waste..... yeah right....

Sweetjesus..........I'd hate to have to follow that thing

not scared are you...... 

yes

then the pics would scare the life outta you....... 

WOW   lets see that thing in use !!!!!