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natalie
QUOTE(jokermuss @ May 2 2006, 04:47 PM)
many of us have had to "resort to other means" without there being another rooster in the henhouse!
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yeah but I hear blow up dolls can chaff. laughing-smiley-017.gif
jokermuss
QUOTE(natalie @ May 2 2006, 04:50 PM)
yeah but I hear blow up dolls can chaff. laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Fortunately I wouldn't know, my other means have never resorted to prostitutes, other women, farm animals or inanimate objects. Simply "roughin' up the suspect" is my outlet!
Gnappster
QUOTE(jokermuss @ May 2 2006, 02:43 PM)
Believe me I have given plenty of thought.  Sometimes I have 15 year old boys mind!  My wife never understands the fantasy nature of sex.  She's very practical.
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LOL, at first I thought that read "Sometimes I have 15 year old boys in mind!" blink.gif
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 2 2006, 02:05 PM)
LOL, at first I thought that read "Sometimes I have 15 year old boys in mind!" blink.gif
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jokermuss
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 2 2006, 05:05 PM)
LOL, at first I thought that read "Sometimes I have 15 year old boys in mind!" blink.gif
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I have gotta be more careful with what I type! blink.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(jokermuss @ May 2 2006, 04:26 PM)
Although, having multiple partners fill different roles would be nice right?  I am not sure what role I'd fill.....
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Gay neighbor/bestfriend?? unsure.gif
QUOTE(jokermuss @ May 2 2006, 04:43 PM)
Believe me I have given plenty of thought.  Sometimes I have 15 year old boys mind!  My wife never understands the fantasy nature of sex.  She's very practical.
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You're kidding!! I've found that your wife loves to fantasize and role play during sex.
QUOTE(jokermuss @ May 2 2006, 04:47 PM)
many of us have had to "resort to other means" without there being another rooster in the henhouse!
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Another Rooster??? Another one??? You do know that the rooster is the male, don't you. Are you saying that without the rooster (your normal means) you would have to resort to something different even more gay???
QUOTE(jokermuss @ May 2 2006, 04:57 PM)
Fortunately I wouldn't know, my other means have never resorted to prostitutes, other women, farm animals or inanimate objects.  Simply "roughin' up the suspect" is my outlet!
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Only other roosters. And you probably meant to say rufflin' feathers.
QUOTE(jokermuss @ May 2 2006, 05:09 PM)
I have gotta be more careful with what I type!   blink.gif
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Yes, you do!

Actually, joker, I'm just messin' you. You just had too many open doors there and I'm not in the mood to work right now so I just decided to burn the hell outta ya!

But it's okay. You'll probably burn me one day grinning-smiley-003.gif
jokermuss
Bobaloo

Let me know the days that aren't in the mood for work, that way I'll lay low.

I appreciate the grief, I am the youngest of 7, so I have taken plenty. But, I dish it too, so it all balances out!
Bobaloo
QUOTE(jokermuss @ May 2 2006, 08:59 PM)
Bobaloo

Let me know the days that aren't in the mood for work, that way I'll lay low. 

I appreciate the grief, I am the youngest of 7, so I have taken plenty.  But, I dish it too, so it all balances out!
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Well, sorry to tell you, I'm never in the mood to work, so beware. laughing-smiley-017.gif

You're a good sport grinning-smiley-003.gif. I'll be lookin' forward to see what kind of abuse Child No. 7 can dish out.
numba1fan
Whats so great about my s/o? coz.gif coz.gif


FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
Lets just say I know i live up to the lucky bastard thing and since i know you'll read this later Nat...... 24.gif 24.gif 24.gif still remembering your bj series. love-smiley-052.gif
natalie
QUOTE(numba1fan @ May 3 2006, 11:45 PM)
Whats so great about my s/o? coz.gif  coz.gif
FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
Lets just say I know i live up to the lucky bastard thing and since i know you'll read this later Nat...... 24.gif  24.gif  24.gif still remembering your bj series. wub.gif
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smilio05.gif

Time to get a little sappy. There is no one like my man. He puts me first in everyway imaginable. Even something as simple as going to the liquor store he will put aside what he wants and get me something instead. He doesn't complain if the house is messy if I just wasn't having a good day and he blows my vibe out of the water with the way he turns me on and the orgasms he gives me. Everyday I know how lucky I am. Now come here baby and let me show you some love. 11.gif
evade20
QUOTE(natalie @ May 4 2006, 03:41 PM)
smilio05.gif

Time to get a little sappy. There is no one like my man. He puts me first in everyway imaginable. Even something as simple as going to the liquor store he will put aside what he wants and get me something instead. He doesn't complain if the house is messy if I just wasn't having a good day and he blows my vibe out of the water with the way he turns me on and the orgasms he gives me. Everyday I know how lucky I am. Now come here baby and let me show you some love. 11.gif
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Now there is a happy couple...and they even share pics!!!! Wow.
Blond Bombshell
I have to say that I have the most wonderful man . Not only is he hot , he looks like a bad boy but he has a heart of gold. He always is thinking of me & the kids. He is a better mom & dad than I am. He likes my family & they love him.He is young at heart.The hardest worker I know. Almost always tells me I look good when I really need it. We are so much alike & still different enough to be great for each other. I dont like to brag but I have too, cuz he is a beautiful person 2thumbs.gif Oh & he is great in bed or wherever!!!!
natalie
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 10 2006, 03:12 PM)
I have to say that I have the most wonderful man . Not only is he hot , he looks like a bad boy but he has a heart of gold. He always is thinking of me & the kids. He is a better mom & dad than I am. He likes my family & they love him.He is young at heart.The hardest worker I know. Almost always tells me I look good when I really need it. We are so much alike & still different enough to be great for each other. I dont like to brag but I have too, cuz he is a beautiful person 2thumbs.gif Oh & he is great in bed or wherever!!!!
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Sound like hubby and I have twins. drinkup.gif
Blond Bombshell
QUOTE(natalie @ May 10 2006, 04:20 PM)
Sound like hubby and I have twins. drinkup.gif
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I dont think we should tell to many people or we my have to fight them off
with big stick, & I will fight til the death because I know what I have to lose smile.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(natalie @ May 10 2006, 04:20 PM)
Sound like hubby and I have twins. drinkup.gif
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Mebbe we should all get together popc1.gif












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Bobaloo
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 10 2006, 04:28 PM)
I dont think we should tell to many people or we my have to fight them  off
with big stick, & I will fight til the death  because I know what I have to lose smile.gif
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your big stick?? confused-smiley-013.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 10 2006, 04:29 PM)
your big stick?? confused-smiley-013.gif
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No mine smilio09.gif
numba1fan
glad to meet another LUCKY BASTARD!!!! food-smiley-004.gif

hope your wifey starts posting the pics, you talked her awesome bod up enough and i know we won't be dissappointed grinning-smiley-003.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(numba1fan @ May 10 2006, 09:54 PM)
glad to meet another LUCKY BASTARD!!!! food-smiley-004.gif

hope your wifey starts posting the pics, you talked her awesome bod up enough and i know we won't be dissappointed grinning-smiley-003.gif
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That'll be up to her, but I'm sure I can talk her into posting a couple, mebbe taking a couple new ones popc1.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 08:25 AM)
That'll be up to her, but I'm sure I can talk her into posting a couple, mebbe taking a couple new ones popc1.gif
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PICS OF BLOND BOMBSHELL....... 2thumbs.gif

She's a hottie smilio09.gif
Assfucker
Check my 411 ph34r.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 09:37 AM)
Check my 411 ph34r.gif
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DONE wink.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 11 2006, 09:42 AM)
DONE  wink.gif
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and done!!

Very nice wifey you got there grinning-smiley-003.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 11 2006, 12:44 PM)
and done!! 

Very nice wifey you got there grinning-smiley-003.gif
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I know, man....thanks food-smiley-004.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 12:59 PM)
I know, man....thanks food-smiley-004.gif
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You're welcome...

And thank your for sharing! 2thumbs.gif
Blond Bombshell
Thank you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are all so nice..I'm sure we can come up with some new pics soon. smile.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 12 2006, 08:10 AM)
I'm sure we can come up with some new pics soon. smile.gif
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Bobaloo
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 12 2006, 08:10 AM)
Thank you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You are all so nice..I'm sure we can come up with some new pics soon. smile.gif
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I hope I can help! wink.gif
Blond Bombshell
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 12 2006, 03:32 PM)
I hope I can help! wink.gif
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Help? As in making a request? silvio.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 12 2006, 05:23 PM)
Help? As in making a request? silvio.gif
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Actually, I was kinda hopin' to be the request wink.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 12 2006, 05:34 PM)
Actually, I was kinda hopin' to be the request wink.gif
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You hold her down and I'll take the pics action-smiley-047.gif










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Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 12 2006, 05:36 PM)
You hold her down and I'll take the pics  action-smiley-047.gif
food-smiley-004.gif
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AF, you're a good man!
numba1fan
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hey there blond, oh and you too AF


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Assfucker
QUOTE(numba1fan @ May 12 2006, 09:52 PM)
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hey there blond, oh and you too AF
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Thanks for the welcome eh.. food-smiley-004.gif


QUOTE(Bobaloo)
AF, you're a good man!





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