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diane26
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Mar 27 2006, 09:05 PM)
I noticed a new member named lonleyrob...maybe the two of you should get together.
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ontippytoes
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 28 2006, 12:21 AM)
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Bring it on, babe!! tongue.gif
Pistone
AWE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ph34r.gif
Pistone
C'mon people do you dislike me that much..... And bondie shut it.
diane26
QUOTE(Pistone @ Mar 27 2006, 09:40 PM)
C'mon people do you dislike me that much..... And bondie shut it.
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Hello pistone how is your night going???


Tippy did you find us sugar daddies yet??

I am gonna look for Robert Redford so I can earn a million bucks when in vegas next week:P
ontippytoes
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 28 2006, 12:43 AM)
Hello pistone how is your night going???
Tippy did you find us sugar daddies yet??

I am gonna look for Robert Redford so I can earn a million bucks when in vegas next week:P
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Pistone, we don't dislike you. You just didn't say anything that required a response, IMHO. But, how are you tonight? What are you doing?

I've been working on it almost 24/7. Still working on it. So many men, so much fucking to do, so fun!!
diane26
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Mar 27 2006, 09:55 PM)
Pistone, we don't dislike you.  You just didn't say anything that required a response, IMHO.  But, how are you tonight?  What are you doing?

I've been working on it almost 24/7.  Still working on it.  So many men, so much fucking to do, so fun!!
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Well I can help out on the doing so find us a man already laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
ontippytoes
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 28 2006, 12:58 AM)
Well I can help out on the doing so find us a man already laughing-smiley-014.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif
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I'll split the load (ha-ha) with you. I'll send some men your way for auditions.
Pistone
Well my g/f left me lastnight, seriously. Now Im bored. Like you couldnt tell.
ontippytoes
QUOTE(Pistone @ Mar 28 2006, 01:11 AM)
Well my g/f left me lastnight, seriously. Now Im bored. Like you couldnt tell.
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That sucks. Sorry to hear it. Are you drinking?
diane26
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Mar 27 2006, 10:04 PM)
I'll split the load (ha-ha) with you.  I'll send some men your way for auditions.
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Bring them on I am iced up and ready to go.
diane26
QUOTE(Pistone @ Mar 27 2006, 10:11 PM)
Well my g/f left me lastnight, seriously. Now Im bored. Like you couldnt tell.
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Why did she leave you?? **pulls up a chair** lets talk about this.
ontippytoes
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 28 2006, 01:20 AM)
Bring them on I am iced up and ready to go.
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Iced up? *ears perking up*
Pistone
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Mar 28 2006, 01:13 AM)
That sucks.  Sorry to hear it.  Are you drinking?
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No what gave you that idea.
Pistone
She left me because I wanted a swinging relationship and she didnt. Witch at first she did. But then she got scared.
ontippytoes
QUOTE(Pistone @ Mar 28 2006, 01:24 AM)
No what gave you that idea.
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confused-smiley-013.gif Are you being sarcastic or serious?
Pistone
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Mar 28 2006, 01:28 AM)
unsure.gif  Are you being sarcastic or serious?
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serious about my g/f sarcastic about drinking.
ontippytoes
QUOTE(Pistone @ Mar 28 2006, 01:34 AM)
serious about my g/f sarcastic about drinking.
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I knew you were serious about g/f. Wasn't sure about drinking.

Whatcha drinking?
Pistone
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Mar 28 2006, 01:37 AM)
I knew you were serious about g/f.  Wasn't sure about drinking.

Whatcha drinking?
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Just beer Icehouse.
Gnappster
pasta n meatballs
and some kung pao chicken
and some cottage cheese

That is all.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 28 2006, 11:46 AM)
pasta n meatballs
and some kung pao chicken
and some cottage cheese

That is all.
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Kung Pao Cow

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Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 28 2006, 10:11 AM)
Kung Pao Cow

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lol
Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
natalie
All I had for dinner last night was two spoonfuls of cambells vegetable soup and two peices of bread dipped in gravy because it was all that would go down my throat it was so sore. Today I finally managed to get down some soft macaroni and cheese. tongue.gif
UncleBuck
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 28 2006, 05:00 PM)
All I had for dinner last night was two spoonfuls of cambells vegetable soup and two peices of bread dipped in gravy because it was all that would go down my throat it was so sore. Today I finally managed to get down some soft macaroni and cheese. tongue.gif
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Sounds maybe dumb ... but do you have stepp? it has been going around bad down here (a litttle south of the city of champions) and heard it is up there as well... if it is hopefully it will get better soon love-smiley-077.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Mar 28 2006, 09:36 PM)
Sounds maybe dumb ... but do you have stepp? it has been going around bad down here (a litttle south of the city of champions) and heard it is up there as well... if it is hopefully it will get better soon  love-smiley-077.gif
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do you mean Strepp?
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 29 2006, 08:19 AM)
do you mean Strepp?
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What he said coz.gif
natalie
Yeah I'll hopefully be going to the doctor today. I think I definitely have an infection. Ooops, too much info. nah.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 29 2006, 04:14 PM)
Yeah I'll hopefully be going to the doctor today. I think I definitely have an infection. Ooops, too much info. nah.gif
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You know, maybe you just need to see Dr. Bobaloo unsure.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 29 2006, 03:08 PM)
You know, maybe you just need to see Dr. Bobaloo  confused-smiley-013.gif
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Then she'd probably need treatment for several more infections. nah.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 29 2006, 05:15 PM)
Then she'd probably need treatment for several more infections.  nah.gif
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Wow! I just don't know what to say to that. every comeback I can think of is just stupid. Anyone have any ideas??

I guess for now I'll just laugh at myself. smilio04.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 29 2006, 03:50 PM)
Wow!  I just don't know what to say to that.  every comeback I can think of is just stupid.  Anyone have any ideas??

I guess for now I'll just laugh at myself.   smilio04.gif
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You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it? tongue.gif
UncleBuck
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 29 2006, 11:19 AM)
do you mean Strepp?
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party-smiley-048.gif no I mean't stepp..... a rare infliction of the feet making them move one in front of the other and jump up and down causing a sore red irratated throat party-smiley-048.gif glare.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 29 2006, 05:59 PM)
You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it? tongue.gif
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Wow! Please see post No. 81 above. No sense in retyping the whole thing over again.
Gnappster
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Mar 29 2006, 04:05 PM)
party-smiley-048.gif                                                                                   no I mean't stepp..... a rare infliction of the feet making them move one in front of the other and jump up and down causing a sore red irratated throat    party-smiley-048.gif  glare.gif
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Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 29 2006, 07:05 PM)
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Great cover, buck. Great try at least. And way to get to the heart of the matter, Gnappy.
ndboxer
Sorry to hear that Pist.
Last night supper was made up of about 8 Purple People Eaters(Blueeberry schnapps,vodka and redbull.) Tonights dinner I think I am in a beer mood so maybe a few Blue Moons. I think I might have a bit of a problem, I'll let you know when I sober up. drinkup.gif
evade20
QUOTE(ndboxer @ Mar 29 2006, 07:26 PM)
Sorry to hear that Pist.
Last night supper was made up of about 8 Purple People Eaters(Blueeberry schnapps,vodka and redbull.)  Tonights dinner I think I am in a beer mood so maybe a few Blue Moons.  I think I might have a bit of a problem, I'll let you know when I sober up. drinkup.gif
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laughing-smiley-017.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif I misread the beginning of your post to read, "The Last Supper was made up of 8 purple people eaters..." I was going to say, " I thought there were twelve disciples and I didn't know they were cannibals...vomit-smiley-020.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif food-smiley-021.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 30 2006, 10:14 AM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif I misread the beginning of your post to read, "The Last Supper was made up of 8 purple people eaters..."  I was going to say, " I thought there were twelve disciples and I didn't know they were cannibals...vomit-smiley-020.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif  food-smiley-021.gif    laughing-smiley-014.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif
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Great smiley usage
natalie
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 29 2006, 05:08 PM)
You know, maybe you just need to see Dr. Bobaloo  confused-smiley-013.gif
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Are you sure you wouldn't rather be the patient? love-smiley-077.gif
ndboxer
iF NATALIE IS THE NURSE I WILL FIND A WAY TO BE SICK
evade20
QUOTE(ndboxer @ Mar 30 2006, 07:32 PM)
iF NATALIE IS THE NURSE I WILL FIND A WAY TO BE SICK
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You don't have to shout...TLC is the gentle cure. Just imagine Natalie rubbing her oiled down boobies all over your body.... 24.gif
natalie
QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 31 2006, 12:29 PM)
You don't have to shout...TLC is the gentle cure.  Just imagine Natalie rubbing her oiled down boobies all over your body.... 24.gif
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Giving sponge baths, maybe tongue baths, rub downs and the all important oral exams. tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 30 2006, 05:42 PM)
Are you sure you wouldn't rather be the patient? love-smiley-077.gif
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oooh, yeah!! Sign me up for an appointment for every day this week. Sponge bath, tongue bath, rub downs, oral...just like you said. sign me up for the works!!! 2thumbs.gif
ndboxer
I don't care if my hmo says no I will take the full work up.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(ndboxer @ Apr 3 2006, 06:37 PM)
I don't care if my hmo says no I will take the full work up.
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There's about 5 different gay jokes that I came up with right off the bat, but it was just too easy. Besides, I didn't want this thread to turn at this point. I say we focus on Nurse Natalie!!!
ndboxer
Thanks bobaloo next time I will think about that first.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(ndboxer @ Apr 4 2006, 03:24 PM)
Thanks bobaloo next time I will think about that first.
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No problemo.

Now let's get to Nurse Natalie

Today is tuesday which means it's sponge bath day. 2thumbs.gif
UncleBuck
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 31 2006, 06:00 PM)
Giving sponge baths, maybe tongue baths, rub downs and the all important oral exams. tongue.gif
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can any else smell burn't toast? blink.gif
natalie
Ok today i had lemon chicken with rice and salad with homemade ceasar salad dressing. Yum, yum! (Oh and drinking as usual) 2thumbs.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(natalie @ Apr 6 2006, 08:38 PM)
Ok today i had lemon chicken with rice and salad with homemade ceasar salad dressing. Yum, yum! (Oh and drinking as usual) 2thumbs.gif
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What happened to my sponge bath?? bang.gif
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