Nora? I see her around.

Me neither

Me neither

Me neither

Me neither

I do and rarely win a cent

I have when I used to work at Dairy Queen, we used to get stupid drunk there!

Me neither

I didn't even cry at my OWN wedding.

They all ran off to place we arent alowed Nat only select Newbies are allowed there so it's just us.

sounds intriguing

You would know

I have never....


Met a noob I didn't want to pee on for some reason or another

Oh yeah so what is it that made you want to pee on me

hrmm ill have to think on that one.

yeah... fuck the noobs!

i really fear he might enjoy it and that altogether speaks volumes!

That guy will fuck anybody, I swear!

haha the pee reference reminded me of when I was watching a Phil Hartmann Bio and he was doing this skit for Schprockets where he was a German tranvestite describing the perfect date. Anyway his/her? response was:
"first I knock you to the ground...pee on you while chanting House on Fire...House on Fire...put it out. Then I force you to drink antifreeze until you pass out. Then you wake up in the morning in excruciating pain with a size seven poop shoot."

I think joe kickass would also enjoy a date like that

That is all.

HAHAHA Joe Kick ass makes an appearance to funny do you post at the other site as well or is it just coincedance you showed up here today??

Puppet I always liked you its the bad boy thing I guess but you were a noob at some point in time as well. Not all noobs are idiots but hey differant strokes for differant folks, if I was never up for meeting new people than I would have missed out on a lot of the good people I have met thus far.

He wouldnt fuck me, He knows I would tear his shit up

Diane and her darn chastity belts

Damn it I alaways miss Puppet!

You like the bad boys huh.
I tore the tag off a matress even when it said NOT TO under penalty of law!

'Noob'



'Noob' is an offensive term rarely applied to people that are actually new to a particular online game or community. Different online social groups consider different types of people to fall under the category of being a 'noob'. For instance, people who type with correct syntax will often label people who substitute words such as 'you' and 'are' with 'u' and 'r' as being quite 'noobish'. Immature players in video games will often label their opponents as "noobs", regardless of whether they have lost or won.

Generally, however, people use 'noob' as an applicable insult for anyone who happens to piss them off. A person will also often use this term to describe people that they feel are beneath them. Many times, during online arguments, players will pull this term out of their asses as an insult when their own 'wit' is running dry.

A newb is quite different from a n00b, being that a newb IS a new player. Not only are they new, but they ask politely for things, are respectful, and are pleasant people.


An insult term, derived from 1337 speak (Elite speak). Reffered to as someone who is new to a game - but is more widely used as a general insult. >>>>>>...Usually gets spouted by an elitist, or bad players that can't accept losing (and call everyone noobs for beating him)...<<<<<<<<
Mainly originated from the popular anti-terrorist (or anti-counter-terrorist...), Counter Strike.

Thankyou urban dictionary

Ohhh I'm feeling tingly all over!

one time I went swimming only 20 minutes after eating.

And another time I crossed the street when the sign said don't walk.

and another time I made a turn without using my turn signal.

Oooh baby I'm vibrating!

Yeah, my bad boy persona really has an effect on women. It's no wonder that you are powerless to resist my bad boy charms

Do you know that one time I went up an escalator with my shoes untied. That's right, baby, I'm all kinds of bad!!

My kind of man.

I suppose it would all depend on who is saying it I have heard differant meanings and heard some people say they think anyone new is a noob. Bleck oh well I cant keep up on all the net language

Woohoo Im an Elitest.. I knew it all along.. mostly because its written on the tags of all my underwear!!!

now I just need a noob stamp and an ink pad

In the wonderful words of Martin Lawerance sp?

"Gotta go see yah when I see yah"



Marriage still going good puppet?

Yup yup .. still fucking like bunny rabbits

I HAVE NEVER..........




seen so many beautiful body parts until joining RMM!

I have never liked spiders

I have never liked body builders (the ones where their veins are sticking out and they look like steel)

I have never bungee jumped

I have never liked rollercoasters

I have never known anyone online to make a fuss they were leaving and actually leave without coming back.

Me neither

Don't be so hard on yourself.