Actually I was mixing metaphors. The Uffizi Gallery in Firenze, Italy is the home of Botticelli's "Birth of Venus." The Uffizi is just a few blocks from The Galleria dell' Accademia which owns Michelangelo's David. The same copy of David cost me about 2 euro from a shop near by. Unfortunately the shell dish I was using was a bit too big for the miniature David. The proportions are off which makes David look like a whimp.

There is to much yapping in here where are Nats pics.

Ditto!

Yeah, nuff chit-chat, bring on them titties!

Did I hear titties are coming

This is what I wore in the spirit of the Oilers still being in the play-offs while I was at work! Must be like a lucky charm cause they won big time!
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I've got some oil I could rub on those fine melons.

Wait till you guys see the Bobaloo tattoo on her other breast

No hickies, Bo.

You'll have to look with a magnifying glass to see it though.
.................
See, its a life size image of Bobs package!

Poor Bo...Hott got a hold of him and wore it off. Remember, "Hott makes the rules.©"

damn you wore that to work








I'm now a fan.....GO OILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!...ummmmmm is that hockey

Now that's some spirit.

That was quite a game too.
I even got caught up in the riot squad at whyte ave. My buddy was shitting his pants when the riot squad started beating their shields.

I'm just going to ignore this post and hope nobody caught it.

Oh I've already used my magnifying glass......

Yeah, that's what all the girls tell me.

A day without Natalie is like a day without sunshine. I'm hoping to see that hot body back tommorrow, I don't think I can go two days.

Was busy drinking margheritas and having sex outside. Don't worry I don't tend to miss a day on purpose.

Good day Darlin






Where ya bin

I realize it takes time to take the pictures, post the pictures, etc. That's why you should quit your job and devote yourself full-time to RMM. These scheduling conflicts are only gonna get worse as the busy (bikini) summer season gets here. I think if you evaluate your priorities you'll come to the same conclusion.

Actually the nice thing about wotking at a pub as opposed to working at a cllub is that pubs get a lot less busy in the summer months.

Good. So they won't miss you when you take the summer off. When you explain that you're in charge of keeping a bunch of horny guys entertained, any reasonable boss would give you the time off. In the US there's a law that says, during the summer, all sexy women should spend as much time as possible outside wearing bikinis, going to the beach, having a few drinks and posting on the Internet. I think it was the last law Clinton signed before he left office.

WOW! You better have that on again tonight(and take pics) so they can wrap up this series.

you must have taken my advice, as the Oilers won last night. With a shut out none the less!

Yup, that cup is looking closer and closer to coming home.

ok babe this is all kinds of wrong!!!
flipping through your thread you will notice that the last unobstructed, full topless photo is from SIX WEEKS ago!!!!!! Six weeks.
Far to long even for me and i see that amazing rack on a daily basis.
I don't know how your loyal fan base survives?!?!?!?



.......hint, hint........

Numba is Awesome!!!

Not a lot of guys out there would reprimand his wife for not showing other guys her boobs.

In any case, I agree with Numba Let's see some boobs, Nat

Alright, alright, I'll whore it up with pix this weekend. Geez.

Well done, Numba

I don't see any new pictures. Natalie, you need lessons in whoring?

Good observation!

Let's get posting natalie. Or it's spankin's for you!!!

Ok weekend's over chickie and yet you are nowhere to be found

Things haven't gone as planned yet. BUT..... i have the whole day off tomorrow, kids are in school, batteries charged and camera ready so........

any requests?

anything with Nat will be fine

Interest piqued!!

Ok here's one to get started and there will be more later. Sorry it's a little blurry.

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I like it, I like it. Can't wait for more!!!

Oh, yeah. And it's probably blurry cuz you got your camera all excited and the lens started to extend. At least, that's what would happen to me if I was a camera aimed at your chest.

nat nude will do just fine

Well hello Natalie it's nice to see you again

Blurry? I can hardly make out what this picture is. If I had to guess, I'd say a fine looking pair of tits capped with a pair of extra tasty looking nipples. But that's just a guess, probably be a good idea to post another one to clear up any confusion.

This may clear things up a little.
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Oh, look. She even has an "I heart you bobaloo" sign in the background. Obviously, she's standing in front of the word Bobaloo

Actually I made the sign for numba. If you zoom in closely on the "U" it also says
"and your great big suckable dick" thereby not applicable to you Bob!

You're right. For some women it's so big as to make it not suckable.

(Obvious burn: yeah, but it's just fine for the men.)
(there. I burned myself to take any satisfaction away from anyone who would have tried to use it)

Exactly what I thought I was seeing. Instead of being in the "Top Melons" thread, those boobs belong in a thread all their own, "The Most Awesome Pair on the Internet".

slightly modified, but along the same lines

Did I just almost quote something and not even know it???

just the burn I was gonna use if you hadn't already done it.

Oh, duh!! I'm a moron! well, sorry for taking the satisfaction away from ya. But it's only fair. you deleted what what could have set you up for the worst burn ever, so I guess we're even.