Dont worry, it is just post World Cup Blues... look at Italy?

The Keeper got a wicked bounce but watching it live I could not believe it!!!

I hope the Poms bounce back. They are my second team of choice as I have English background

Yeah good point, and France, they were beaten by scotland last weekend, I've managed to miss the goal, not sure how really but i decided it was probably best

If you have one masochistic bone in your body you have to check it out

I checked and it smells great in here, seriously, like pine trees

Maybe pine trees that were pissed on.



which reminds me of a joke I read in this great little book titled Excrutiatingly Gross Jokes

What's the best way to prevent forest fires?

piss on a tree.

Then call me Smokey the Bear!

Hmm not that gross. One of my faves is:

A tramp walks into a bar and asks the barman for a toothpick. The barman thinks this is a bit weird but gives the tramp a toothpick and he leaves.

About 10 minutes later and another tramp walks into the bar and asks the barman for a toothpick. The barman gives him a toothpick and he leaves.

About 10 minutes later another tramp walks in and walks upto the bar. The barman seeing him walk in walks over to him with a toothpick and hands it over to the tramp. The tramp says 'no thanks can I have a straw please?' The barman now completely confused asks the tramp 'whats going on? I've just had 2 tramps walk in here and ask for a toothpick so how come youve now walked in and asked for a straw?' The tramp replies 'Oh nothing, someone had been sick outside and all the good bits have gone'

thats really stupid I hope you didnt pay alot for that book ...

the book was a gift from a friend when i was in grade school. and I never claimed that it was a good joke. It was just a joke from the book. here's another one i remember...

How is Madonna like a tampon?

they're both stuck-up cunts.

and another...

what;s the difference between driving and getting a blow job??

You can only hold one beer when you're driving.

The funny cuz it's true category

If I was sombody that cared id point out that makes no sense ,, but since I dont and I cant I wont ...

LOL

What do you call a dog with no back legs and brass bollocks?


Sparky

It doesn't make sense cuz you're looking at it from the wrong point of view.

now imagine you receiving the blow job and not giving it and it should make a lot more sense.

Good one

and a dog with no legs you should call cigarette... cuz you take him outside for a drag.

okay. I know that was dumb, but I have a headache.

Im stealing that one... GOLD!!!!



That is where he lets himself down... he is always the giver

shameless post with no real point other than im soooo close to 500 and its taken me forwever to get this far. While im posting just watching leprechaun 4, why is it all these crap horror franchises end up in space, always a let down

ahhhh I remember my first 500.... what a magical 4 days that was!

Well I had planned to save my 500th post for somewhere special, but there have been so many awesome posts lately that I couldnt choose between all the lovely ladies threads here to post in. So, I figured I would post here and thank all the gals who have been posting recently for the excellent pics they have been supplying.

Congrats weird pee guy

In your smattering of smilies you forgot your trademark

LOL dont think ive ever used before, didnt want to add fuel to the fire

Dammit now look what ya made me do

wow. This thread was buried WAY back there.

So what are you going to be for halloween this year? do you have any ideas good enough to steal?

Yeah I thought about bumping it but didnt have anything useful to say. I really dont know.

Well, I wanted to go as a Turtle, Brown leotard/ladies one piece swimmin costume, painted green arms legs and head and some coloured ribbons for armbands eyebands and stuff, wanted to do it this year but no where near in shap enough for that yet, maybe next year as long as my Gym plan goes ok and im in better shape anyway. So, I'm not sure for this year yet as was kinda planning for that, might do something really random like my ham sandwich costume from a few years back.

Thats never stopped thousands of others

Yeah. I think I only have that one meaningful post from last year... and even then it was just a plagiarism of something I saw on TV.

True, I might start regular campains to get boobs into my 411, maybe something like if i dont get boobs in my thread every week ill start posting pics from bondis and gnappys 411 everywhere. Will keep my 411 near the top, keep a regular supply of boobs and relive the good ol days of 411 wrecking.

a ham sadwich haha.
the more banal, the better.



wuzza wuzza



both the really good and really disturbing pics have all been taken down

Isn't everything here plagiarised?



Yeah but I have Mod Powers now!

Everything except for this post.

It was awesome, although had to explain what it was a lot
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Danggit

haha
thats even better than the time I dressed up as the state of Idaho.

im always 2 steps ahead



It was obvious you had no help from your parents

You were a state? I thought you were a monster.



it's always something. First I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital to give birth to you. and now htis.

I can't help it my mother has a gambling problem.

I can finally look down my nose at her becauseh SHE has a gambling problem.

despite the fact that you got caught stealing watches from sears?

yeah, well, that's nothing. Because SHE has a gambling problem.

Don't forget the time the bogeyman came to the house!



I call him gamblor

boogeyman or boogeymen...i'll get the gun!

Lisa cried, then I cried... then Maggie laughed, she's such a little trooper!

I should probably warn people in case I post any rubbish. England just lost the rugby so im drunk dammnit I'll try my best to lurk but if i post rubish i apologies

Ok I'd like to start a campaign.

I go on holiday mid June and I'd like to really hit the gym hard and loose at least a stone before that, but to do that I need some inspiration. Would a few of the lovely ladies here be willing to post some pics in this here 411 if I manage it? I'd rather not post my weight due to the shame but can give +/- weekly updates along the way. I appreciate this is purely for my personal gain but I figured a little incentive would help me on my way.

So anyone up for the challenge?

Oh and pics now to inspire me to start are also welcomed

Go Christ! C'mon girls, encourage him!