I'm imagining it now! yay, got any pics? lmao- just joking.

Lesson 1 for the new dude.... dont be afraid to ask for pics

hah. I'll remember that!

I said Just joking because I know Diane is still a little shy and "squirting pics" would be a BIG leap for her to share! There's always hope though!

blind optimism my friend.... the worse u can get is a no

WOW you really have been paying attention havent you????? I am impressed.

maybe he is joe kickass's twin.... you know one is always evil and one is over nice

:

You might be on to something here

i know no joekickass, who be this man you speaketh of?


lol, thats the asshole from 411 right? nope, not related

c'mere QUICK and I'll fix that!!!!!!

Ok... I am starting a bit late on this thread, but here goes.

ahem

i can't imagine not ging down on a woman while we are having sex, while she is just getting taken care of or when ever I feel like it, which is always! I can't lick , flick, suck, rub, nibble, prod or play enough with that lovely sugarwalled lovebox women are blessed to own.

I know there are times when they just want to fuck, so I always ask. And if all men pay attention enough, they can follow the thythm each woman has and find her trigger switch faster and easier.

As for squiting............ sigh.................. I would love to arouse a woman enough with my finger on her G spot, my wet tonguye lavishing across, and around her clit and my mouth and face rubbing her vuvla and mons. HEAVEN!!!

And the Denoument? Seeing the orgasmic relief cum over her in waves as her legs shake, her stomach twitches and her pussy pulsate. Who needs anything after that?? Even I want to cuddle after that lol

Well ok I would like more hehe

God ... I never object to getting my goatee nice and wet. I love the reaction i get from you girls when my tongue finds a new spot that hasnt been tried on you or you grab my head and say .." right there , right there" I love eating pussy and I have been blasted on the mouth and chin myself for a job well done

I love to look at a pretty pussy as well something artisitc about.. i can just stare and run my fingers in and around the lips.... spread them open a little ... wet my finger and slide it gently in.... rub the clit.. look up and watch your reactions.... then grab your legs and bury my face and tongue right in there flipping and running my tongue all around that clit !!!!

Whew... I'm all worked up here someone give me their pussy im ready to start ( please no cat pics... har har )

not true,
there's always "Fuck no you pathetic loser!"

oh holy fuck



you already know how much i want to tonuge your pussy baby!!!!

Having flash back?

damn, I feel like narazbad today, all the burns I'm taking

don't feel too bad, I was giving bodi some good ones yesterday so now it's your turn. Plus it's just way too easy to pass up.

It's true, I have let my guard down without jrock and puppet being around. I'll let it slide since you h ave nicer tits than them

Gnappy,

You've just been mesmerized Natalies fine bod and that caused you to let your guard down.

I'm still thinking about licking chocolate off her tits. That Numba1 is a lucky fella.
Damn.

Thank-you. Numba1fan has told me that there are a few guys he knows at work that constantly say "fuck you, you lucky bastard" to him when he tells them something new about me. One guy even told him he can't talk to him anymore because his stories give him a hard-on. Wait....that was bragging wasn't it? I should have let hubby tell you.

well we get the stories AND the pics here.

btw got any new stories or pics?

btw got any new stories or pics?

When other people besides penelope tell some stories then I will. Come on Gnappy you've got to have one.

Well this one time at band camp...just messing, but we WERE camping. Anyway I met this girl and we got right wrecked together. Anyway we were making out in the back of her car and all was going according to plan and we were gonna get naked soon. But then she was gonna throw up so I jumped out of the way and she started yakking out the door. I was standing outside the car at the time, and I decided it would be humourous to call her "Puke-ahontas". She did not share my view of comedy and closed and locked her door. So I drank some more and passed out on a picnic table.

That is all.

Well I was thiking something sexy. Is that the best you've got?

I thought it was sexy

O.K. ok I've got another one.
Thsi one time..at the strip club...we were sitting in pervert row ( my favourite place to sit. Better interaction with the strippers) and I was sitting on hubby's lap. I was really horny so I started to rub his crotch. he started to rub my tits with both hands from behind. The I turned around and opened my shirt shoving his face in between my tits. I then flashed him. Lots more of this behaviour led to us becoming so hot that we left and got in the car. We only drove about a block away when we pulled into a car repair shop's driveway, got on the hood of the car and fucked! All the girls at my work gave me high fives when i told them the next day. Have another even hotter one to tell but refuse to until more people post theirs. It also happens at the strippers. Hmmm, I'm starting to see a trend.

how bout you post another story if I promise NOT to post any more of my own

I need to go to dictionary.com for this post

I did, too.

de·noue·ment also dé·noue·ment (dn-mä)
n.


1.

a. The final resolution or clarification of a dramatic or narrative plot.
b. The events following the climax of a drama or novel in which such a resolution or clarification takes place.

2. The outcome of a sequence of events; the end result.

I, like most of the members of RMM, already knew what and where the G-spot is, but incase anyone doesn't or would like more information, I Googled it: http://members.ozemail.com.au/~jdukes/docs/gstmp2.html

As the linked site says, it was named after a Dr. Grafenberg who was the first modern physcian to describe it.

I bet a lot of the guys here couldn't find the G-spot on a 10 lb pussy

G Spot?

yeah, g spot.....that stands for GOOD SPOT right ladies?......ladies?????

I thought Bondi said you weren't romantic. He must have had a different experience on his date.

Don't worry about it Bondi, It was just another one of Evade's posts and you already think he's psycho.


Like most of the members of RMM, I already knew what and where the G-spot is, but incase anyone doesn't or would like more information, I Googled it: http://members.ozemail.com.au/~jdukes/docs/gstmp2.html

As the linked site says, it was named after a Dr. Grafenberg who was the first modern physcian to describe it. Oh, Duh, I'm evade.

I'm repulsed by the idea of swirling my tongue endlessly around the delicate folds of the labia majora and minora until they become swollen and bright pink.

Moreover, I cannot imagine softly nibbling on the hooded nub of pink flesh at the apex of the vaginal opening until the love tunnel tightens spasmodically, the thigh muscles of the woman contract involuntarily and waves of pleasure course over her from her knees to the top of her head.

Really turns me off, I tell you!

Time to go to dictionary.com again

Cliff notes version: use tongue to make girl cum.

I can't imagine being in a relationship with a woman that I wouldn't be going down on. I LOVE THAT!! The pleasure it brings them is fantastic and makes me go wild!! I love the taste, feel, everything about eating a fine pussy that there is. That and I know I am pretty good at it as I consider it an art. When I was young I referred to it as "lobster drawn in butter." Yum!! Nothing like a good licking to get her ticking.

Yep, I am a big fan of licking, sucking, kissing and everything else that goes on. As we used to sing in school "nothing could be finer than licking her vagina in the morning," oops I forgot those are the words we put in the song!

I have to agree with booblover here!
I think its a wonderful experience to be down sucking and licking on those sweet pussy lips and clit!
Its the most intimate you can be with a woman just like a blow job for the guy its an intimate exchange of worship and pleasure!

Ok so what is with all the guys on this thread tring to write porn stories? Love the effort but is it real hard just to say yes? I will dive right and do my best on all hair free bikini lines. See Diane thats the easy version.

"Hair-free bikini lines"? Are you saying it has to be shaved down before you will go down???

Hmmm didn't mean to make all the members of RMM go find a dictionary, but I do like to stretch my mouth to let the big words out.. hehe a nod to Peter Gabriel.

Somoetimes language can be such a fun foreplay, when addressed in such a way to entice, arouse and titilate the opposite sex.

In plain terms, talk her out of her pants!?!?!?! lol

Yeah, I like licking pussy! Makes me happy just doing that! SIGH



So sue me hehe

nicely trimmed but readily accessible,yes yes yes!!!

mmmmmmmmmmm yes i really like to lick pussy,i like to feel an hot and wet pussy under my tongue,i like to play with it to feel the excitation going up,i like to put my tongue in to penetrate this lovely hole, so yes i lik eto lick to eat to bite pussy.

I can't understand why a man wouldn't want to feast on a well maintained pussy. Personally I love doing it, especially when your efforts are generally recipricated. But then again the post could be why do some women not live giving head. Guess it's an individual thing...........you'll just have to keep looking until you find someone who does.

When hubby goes down on me it feels good but I enjoy it way more if I get to suck his cock at the same time!

aww darn, we have to 69 again?!?!?.*Heavy sarcasm applied* lol

Numba, if you're too busy, I'll be happy to take your place.