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Puppet
Ack think of a new name for them para.. all i can think of is a dog chewing on you nuts and turning around and saying.... ITSSSSSSSSSS BACONNNNNNNNNNN!


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Disturbing!
paybarraman
QUOTE(Puppet @ Jul 7 2005, 12:39 AM)
Ack think of a new name for them para.. all i can think of is a dog chewing on you nuts and turning around and saying.... ITSSSSSSSSSS BACONNNNNNNNNNN!
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Disturbing!
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Mezrein
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bondiguy
I think this thread has lost all focus and direction! coco.gif

I'd much rather be thinking about Kiana's great body than Paybarra's manhood nah.gif
paybarraman
True Dat!!!!


Now Kiana.......Show us some more Boobies please!!!!!!!
icandoit
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bondiguy
*eagerly awaits Kiana's turn......* food-smiley-021.gif
Mezrein
mmmm. Kiana naked.. mmmm... Excuse me...
paybarraman
[/quote]It's nice to see some of the males that make up the RMM crew bare all for us women! Paybarr... nice job with the pic food-smiley-004.gif

Now let's get back to the fun over in the Kiana and Icandoit thread shall we?!? Kiana I believe it is your turn... grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Thanks sweetie.....so nice to know you liked my .........um............er.............ahhhhhh....HAT!! Yeah that's right,my hat!!
bondiguy
[quote=paybarraman,Jul 8 2005, 08:22 AM]
[/quote]It's nice to see some of the males that make up the RMM crew bare all for us women! Paybarr... nice job with the pic food-smiley-004.gif

Now let's get back to the fun over in the Kiana and Icandoit thread shall we?!? Kiana I believe it is your turn... grinning-smiley-003.gif
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[/quote]
Thanks sweetie.....so nice to know you liked my .........um............er.............ahhhhhh....HAT!! Yeah that's right,my hat!!
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I like your hat too dude! smilio04.gif
Narazbad
wonder how i would get rated...considering that my post on RMP has gotten all of maybe 3 hits....*cough cough* guess im not that good sad.gif maybe the sweet sweet kiana and the wonderfuly beautiful allme could go and gimme a lil boost of confidence?
Puppet
How did this topic about me wanting to have sex with kiana make it to 4 pages!!! LOLOL.. WHORES!!! ALL OF YOU!!
bondiguy
it made it to 4 pages because we ALL wanna have sex with those girls! hehe
Mezrein
Yup, we're all extermly horny and want to have a wild night of passion with any one of these ladies that post. Then we want to spend a day recovering in a hospital, smile.gif
Jade
Maybe we could all just nurse you back to health, then turn the tables... tie the boys up and ravish them till they pass out...

Or they are just empty... wink.gif
Narazbad
you can ravage me all you want jade...same goes for kiana and allmebaby and icandoit...and HotJ...and Hot_Mom....and...and...and...hell....half the damn site tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Jade @ Jul 11 2005, 09:31 PM)
Maybe we could all just nurse you back to health, then turn the tables... tie the boys up and ravish them till they pass out... 

Or they are just empty... wink.gif
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I have always enjoyed being tied up and ravished!
Puppet
Whats this empty you speak of!!!.. tongue.gif come on with it hahahaha smile.gif
Narazbad
i know this pool never drains....
Puppet
The girl friend got drained tonite .. so i had to come back in here and dump a few more loads off!

hehe.. Deep well!
bondiguy
No wonder the keys on your keyboard are always stcuk together! jerkit.gif
Puppet
yup have to switch out every week
Mezrein
QUOTE(Puppet @ Jul 16 2005, 06:11 AM)
yup have to switch out every week
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Same here.. But its worth it, smile.gif
bondiguy
I use a plastic cover blink.gif
paybarraman
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 18 2005, 02:22 AM)
I use a plastic cover blink.gif
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a KEYBOARD KONDOM!!!!!!!!!

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Gnappster
plastic cover? keyboard condom??
I usually blow my load all over my computer's screen and occasionally in her rear usb port. She's naughty like that!

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bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 18 2005, 12:57 PM)
plastic cover? keyboard condom??
I usually blow my load all over my computer's screen and occasionally in her rear usb port. She's naughty like that!

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Bad little Pc... it needs a spankin!

And hey, I think we have come up with a new inevntion... a Kondom! (Keyboard Condom)
Narazbad
rofl...maybe one of those would fit me......all the others i find are just so damned small! gotta go to spencers and get those body condoms to get it covered! tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jul 19 2005, 11:41 PM)
rofl...maybe one of those would fit me......all the others i find are just so damned small! gotta go to spencers and get those body condoms to get it covered! tongue.gif
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Do you have a flat, rectangular cock? haha blink.gif
Narazbad
its plastic! it streches to fill the desired shape! tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jul 20 2005, 02:20 AM)
its plastic! it streches to fill the desired shape! tongue.gif
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Ok so you can be teachnical advisor for the "Kondom".

I'll be the product tester
Narazbad
arent you a lil small? tongue.gif:P and you gotta find someone who would be willing to let you test it out!
bondiguy
Dude.... not cool!

You are no longer technical advisor! Im sure Juicy or J would allow such tests with me!
Narazbad
LOL im sorry bud, i had to do it lol. you just gave me such a "ripe" opportunity! cmon, if you had been in my shoes you woulda taken the same shot lol. and im sure the girls would rather you than me anyway, theyve SEEN you lol. I still cant figure out how to do a damned attachment! tongue.gif
HotJ
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 20 2005, 04:38 AM)
Dude.... not cool!

You are no longer technical advisor! Im sure Juicy or J would allow such tests with me!
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Yes! I'm ready for testing.... let's do it! 2thumbs.gif
Narazbad
everyone is wanted but me!!! *cries*
bondiguy
QUOTE(HotJ @ Jul 20 2005, 06:16 PM)
Yes!  I'm ready for testing....  let's do it! 2thumbs.gif
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Holy Shit!

Boards first Plane to the U.S....

Meets Hot J tongue.gif


Tests product with Hot J 03.gif

Goes home a happy little fucker! party-smiley-048.gif
paybarraman
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 21 2005, 02:10 AM)
Goes home a happy little fucker!  party-smiley-048.gif
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"LITTLE" fucker huh?

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You did it again Bondi............................

Cant leave the door open like that or somebody'll kick it closed.......
bondiguy
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jul 21 2005, 09:20 AM)
"LITTLE" fucker huh?

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You did it again Bondi............................

Cant leave the door open like that or somebody'll kick it closed.......
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eh... im honest! haha

Actually its a break down of the language barrier. We Aussies have a warped sense of humour. We call people that are huge (like Puppet) 'Tiny', we call red heads 'bluey'.... so in fact, little means BIG! haha


Ok....maybe not, but good try?
jrock8
so i know this thread hasn't been posted in for one hell of a long time... but i saw the title and felt it had to be revived... after all, the title of it pretty much sums up what i would like to do to her... well, it'd be a start at least tongue.gif
Narazbad
yeah...that and HotJ has posted in here...shit i miss that girl...anyone still talk to her?
evade20
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 26 2006, 02:23 AM)
so i know this thread hasn't been posted in for one hell of a long time... but i saw the title and felt it had to be revived... after all, the title of it pretty much sums up what i would like to do to her... well, it'd be a start at least tongue.gif
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bondiguy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 26 2006, 02:23 AM)
so i know this thread hasn't been posted in for one hell of a long time... but i saw the title and felt it had to be revived... after all, the title of it pretty much sums up what i would like to do to her... well, it'd be a start at least tongue.gif
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way to go on a dig to find this one jrock!!! grinning-smiley-003.gif
Kiana
Jrock, you get points for bumping this thread. I love this thread LOL
Gnappster
I am in favour of letting dormant threads die a natural death, but this thread should NEVER die.
jrock8
QUOTE(Kiana @ Jan 26 2006, 10:21 AM)
Jrock, you get points for bumping this thread.  I love this thread LOL
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i get to redeem those points to bump you, right?
Narazbad
why did i just suddenly think of kiana as a pin ball machine???
jrock8
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 28 2006, 02:51 AM)
why did i just suddenly think of kiana as a pin ball machine???
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umm, b/c you have severe brain damage? coco.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 28 2006, 03:51 AM)
why did i just suddenly think of kiana as a pin ball machine???
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umm cuz u would like to stick your dick in both? coco.gif
Narazbad
o.O i know my balls are big enough to use...but dude....that HURTS!
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