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summoner
I´m so happy that we don´t have to do things like that in our school...I remember when I was younger we had to cut a fish...it was terrible!

We practise in our school with dolls smile.gif Except injections tongue.gif And now I´m going to do my last training in operating theatre, I´m so excited!!
diane26
Today starts phase two on the gross shit we have to do.


I will be skinning a cat today and start cutting it open.


Lord help me:(
Gnappster
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 4 2006, 03:57 PM)
Ok time to start bumping since the boards are so dead and I am afraid to create new posts:P

To update on this, this past wends. was the day I though took no part in it. They did not even have masks I kept a nice distance and the smell was overwhelming I got close enough to the Eyeball to see it had eyelashes and that was enough for me.

I know it is crazy but I have a phobia or I dunno what you want to call it but I cant stand to see small things grouped together in masses best way I can describe it.

Mold, ChickenPox, Stitches bunch of small things in large quanities I just want to get sick. The big ass eyelashes did me in puke1.gif
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No offense but that is a weird phobia. So if you saw a crowd of people from an airplane you would be grossed out?
(btw I don't know how you are gonna be a nurse, they have to deal with some GROSS GROSS situations)

QUOTE(summoner @ Mar 5 2006, 12:39 AM)
We practise in our school with dolls smile.gif Except injections tongue.gif And now I´m going to do my last training in operating theatre, I´m so excited!!
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I gotta ask, does that go for Sex Education too? tongue.gif

QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 29 2006, 12:11 PM)
Today starts phase two on the gross shit we have to do.
I will be skinning a cat today and start cutting it open.
Lord help me:(
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Yikes, what's next week, shooting Ol' Yeller?
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 29 2006, 11:36 AM)
No offense but that is a weird phobia. So if you saw a crowd of people from an airplane you would be grossed out?
(btw I don't know how you are gonna be a nurse, they have to deal with some GROSS GROSS situations)
I gotta ask, does that go for Sex Education too? tongue.gif
Yikes, what's next week, shooting Ol' Yeller?
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LOL No I wouldnt be freaked out it is small things in masses that freak me out like totay you could see the buds on the cats tongue totally gross.

Today was sick all together.


I dunno how I am gonna do it either gnappy I am sure I will get through it though.
Isaac_Putin
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 29 2006, 08:07 PM)
LOL No I wouldnt be freaked out it is small things in masses that freak me out like totay you could see the buds on the cats tongue totally gross.

Today was sick all together.
I dunno how I am gonna do it either gnappy I am sure I will get through it though.
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I think the most difficult things a nurse would have to do would be to perform a digital extraction on a patient.

Or, give Star Jones a spongebath after her breast enhancement.
evade20
Diane,

Just don't get caught drinking and driving in Los Angelos County, California...Part of the mandated punishment is a chance to veiw an autopsy of a victim of an auto accident fatality... sad.gif sad.gif As ghoulish as this sounds, LA has found that this experience has reduced recidivism especially with youthful offenders. The program is funded by an online store called "Skeletons in the Closet" http://lacstores.co.la.ca.us/coroner/
evade20
QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 30 2006, 09:16 AM)
Diane, 

Just don't get caught drinking and driving in Los Angelos County, California...Part of the mandated punishment is a chance to veiw an autopsy of a victim of an auto accident fatality... sad.gif  sad.gif   As ghoulish as this sounds, LA has found that this experience has reduced recidivism especially with youthful offenders.  The program is funded by an online store called  "Skeletons in the Closet"  http://lacstores.co.la.ca.us/coroner/
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Impolite Things to Say at a Wake (or an autopsy laughing-smiley-017.gif )
* So, what are you gonna do with his golf clubs?
* Who do I talk to about his bar tab?
* Of course you’ll miss him, he didn’t molest you.
* How long you think until he starts to stink?
* Wow! Other than his wife, is there anyone in this room he didn’t bang?
* Say what you will, Madame Toussot does nice work.
* It’s weird not seeing him drunk.
* I always thought he was gay.
* Isn’t that suit gonna be a little warm for Hell?
* So now that you’re a widow, what do you do? Masturbate?
* I was there when he died. Man, what a baby
Bobaloo
QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 30 2006, 10:42 AM)
Impolite Things to Say at a Wake (or an autopsy laughing-smiley-017.gif )
* So, what are you gonna do with his golf clubs?
* Who do I talk to about his bar tab?
* Of course you’ll miss him, he didn’t molest you.
* How long you think until he starts to stink?
* Wow! Other than his wife, is there anyone in this room he didn’t bang?
* Say what you will, Madame Toussot does nice work.
* It’s weird not seeing him drunk.
* I always thought he was gay.
* Isn’t that suit gonna be a little warm for Hell?
* So now that you’re a widow, what do you do? Masturbate?
* I was there when he died. Man, what a baby
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Very funny. How 'bout funny things to say or good jokes, like:

I think he's moving!!!
diane26
QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 30 2006, 06:16 AM)
Diane, 

Just don't get caught drinking and driving in Los Angelos County, California...Part of the mandated punishment is a chance to veiw an autopsy of a victim of an auto accident fatality... sad.gif  sad.gif   As ghoulish as this sounds, LA has found that this experience has reduced recidivism especially with youthful offenders.  The program is funded by an online store called  "Skeletons in the Closet"  http://lacstores.co.la.ca.us/coroner/
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I would totally support this idea as I am strongly against drinking and driving.



But as crazy it might sound I rather deal with people than animals.
Gnappster
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 29 2006, 06:07 PM)
LOL No I wouldnt be freaked out it is small things in masses that freak me out like totay you could see the buds on the cats tongue totally gross.

Today was sick all together.
I dunno how I am gonna do it either gnappy I am sure I will get through it though.
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What if the people in the crowd were only 1 mm high (1/32" for you yanks). Would it gorss you out then?
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 30 2006, 11:07 AM)
What if the people in the crowd were only 1 mm high (1/32" for you yanks). Would it gorss you out then?
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Nooooo not even little people. Now if I got off a plane and there were like 10 thousand bugs on the ground I would freak,


It is more so non living things though I mean bacteria and fungus are techinically living but Mammels Sp? Would not creep me out.

We are talking tiny tiny things,


When I was a kid I had the Playdoh Barber shop and when I first saw the playdoh come out of the head in all those little holes I freaked out.
Gnappster
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 30 2006, 12:13 PM)
Nooooo not even little people. Now if I got off a plane and there were like 10 thousand bugs on the ground I would freak,
It is more so non living things though I mean bacteria and fungus are techinically living but Mammels Sp? Would not creep me out.

We are talking tiny tiny things,
When I was a kid I had the Playdoh Barber shop and when I first saw the playdoh come out of the head in all those little holes I freaked out.
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So are you afraid of hair? I sure am, like after it's left the body puke1.gif
natalie
Oh my god the weird things you read on this site! lol.
(And no Gnappy I wasn't calling you a god so you can re-deflate your head now.) nah.gif
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 30 2006, 11:27 AM)
So are you afraid of hair? I sure am, like after it's left the body  puke1.gif
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Not afraid of hair not even afraid persay more so grossed out, but the hair transplants where you see sections of the hair and stuff grossed me out.
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 30 2006, 04:04 PM)
Oh my god the weird things you read on this site! lol.
(And no Gnappy I wasn't calling you a god so you can re-deflate your head now.) nah.gif
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Maybe you didn't come right out and say it, but it was implied wink.gif

QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 30 2006, 04:11 PM)
Not afraid of hair not even afraid persay more so grossed out, but the hair transplants where you see sections of the hair and stuff grossed me out.
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I can't say I've ever heard of that before.

What about sand, are u grossed out by lots of grains of sand, afraid to go to the beach?
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 30 2006, 03:46 PM)
Maybe you didn't come right out and say it, but it was implied wink.gif
I can't say I've ever heard of that before.

What about sand, are u grossed out by lots of grains of sand, afraid to go to the beach?
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No not sand never thought about that, not grass or any ground. Mold, Fungus I am. Stitches and staples ( I will have to learn to overcome that one yikes. ))
evade20
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 30 2006, 07:41 PM)
No not sand never thought about that, not grass or any ground. Mold, Fungus I am. Stitches and staples ( I will have to learn to overcome that one yikes. ))
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Speaking of sand...
diane26
Gnappy I just saw this pic Buck posted, This grosses me out. The way you can see the hair in the lighting totally not gelling with me.

user posted image
Gnappster
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 1 2006, 10:12 PM)
Gnappy I just saw this pic Buck posted, This grosses me out. The way you can see the hair in the lighting totally not gelling with me.

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well she could use a shave, but I'd hit it!




so something like this would make you want to vomit?:
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 1 2006, 11:51 PM)
well she could use a shave, but I'd hit it!
so something like this would make you want to vomit?:
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puke1.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 2 2006, 12:56 AM)
puke1.gif
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my job here is done tongue.gif
natalie
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 2 2006, 02:57 AM)
my job here is done  tongue.gif
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Gnappy your a bastard. lol nah.gif
ndboxer
That is sick Gnapp! Somehow I like it though. puke1.gif
summoner
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 2 2006, 08:51 AM)
well she could use a shave, but I'd hit it!
so something like this would make you want to vomit?:
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I´m glad that things like that don´t get me sick...there are few things thou that makes...I don´t know how I manage in the OR...
diane26
Gnappy I just came across this I cropped the picture cause the rest wasnt appropiate for this forum, but anyway I was looking at some pics and there was something I still don't know what the hell it is but it was blurred into the pic and I nearly threw up as soon as I saw it. This is sort of what I cant stand to look at.
Gnappster
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 12 2006, 11:36 AM)
Gnappy I just came across this I cropped the picture cause the rest wasnt appropiate for this forum, but anyway I was looking at some pics and there was something I still don't know what the hell it is but it was blurred into the pic and I nearly threw up as soon as I saw it. This is sort of what I cant stand to look at.
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WTF is that??

I just realized that the stitches pic also included hair, for the double whammy!

I'm off to find some pics like the one you posted.

That is all.
Gnappster
I found this but not sure if it's as good as the one you posted:
diane26
LMFAO your killing me it is one of those things you cant stand to look but you still do.


I have no idea what that thing is Gnappy it was not what the picture was it was like something happen to show up on the pic I have no idea what but that is exactly the sort of stuff that gets my stomach turning.
foxy lady
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 12 2006, 03:48 PM)
I found this but not sure if it's as good as the one you posted:
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Gnappy that looks like mold spores to me coz.gif confused-smiley-013.gif
diane26
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Apr 12 2006, 01:13 PM)
Gnappy that looks like mold spores to me coz.gif  confused-smiley-013.gif
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I think it is and it GROSES ME OUT


Lord help me when I have to take Micro Biology looking at all this nasty shit under a scope.
Gnappster
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Apr 12 2006, 02:13 PM)
Gnappy that looks like mold spores to me coz.gif  confused-smiley-013.gif
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correctomundo
Gnappster
What about hair plugs like this. That even looks kinda creepy to me.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 12 2006, 04:36 PM)
What about hair plugs like this. That even looks kinda creepy to me.
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What worse is that it looks like he has eyebrow plugs laughing-smiley-017.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 12 2006, 04:36 PM)
What about hair plugs like this. That even looks kinda creepy to me.
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That looks hilarious to me, I would never want to run my fingers through his hair....bumpitybump...... puke1.gif
ndboxer
The sad part is do you know how good that guy thought he looked after that.
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 12 2006, 01:36 PM)
What about hair plugs like this. That even looks kinda creepy to me.
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puke1.gif puke1.gif puke1.gif
Bobaloo
Diane, I'm curious to know what was in the cropped part of that pic confused-smiley-013.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(ndboxer @ Apr 12 2006, 02:40 PM)
The sad part is do you know how good that guy thought he looked after that.
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actually I read the article. The guy knew it looked like crap.

QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 12 2006, 02:44 PM)
puke1.gif  puke1.gif  puke1.gif
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This is a fun game! tongue.gif
diane26
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Apr 12 2006, 01:44 PM)
Diane, I'm curious to know what was in the cropped part of that pic confused-smiley-013.gif
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I don't think I should say cause it is another site I go to and a facination I have always had and it is "morbid" to the average joe. I can pm you if you want as long as you promise to still talk to me nah.gif
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 12 2006, 01:49 PM)
actually I read the article. The guy knew it looked like crap.
This is a fun game!  tongue.gif
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Well at least now you can get an idea of what I am talking about see the differance between this sort of stuff and like Sand and Rocks, its hard to explain but the pics sum it up well.
Gnappster
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 12 2006, 02:49 PM)
I don't think I should say cause it is another site I go to and a facination I have always had and it is "morbid" to the average joe. I can pm you if you want as long as you promise to still talk to me nah.gif
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Oh you gotta tell me too! I will look at you as no more of a freak as I do right now wink.gif

my guess is necrophilia grinning-smiley-003.gif
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 12 2006, 01:55 PM)
Oh you gotta tell me too! I will look at you as no more of a freak as I do right now wink.gif

my guess is necrophilia  grinning-smiley-003.gif
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No you sicko. Ok for real that is a bad word to use because most people associate that with sex.


I am facinated with Gore, Uncencored gore, Real life stuff, really puts a value on life for me, I cant stand to see the sadness yet I cant walk away either, I can't handle viewing stuff of children and animals and I will often cry looking at some of the photos, but it really puts me into a reality check as to how horrific this world can be and how valuable life can be.

Some of the people on this site I go to though are what I would consider into necrophilia, they get off on it and stuff and I am shocked to see some of the stuff I read.

For me it is the opposite my Step mom always tells me I should have been a Coronor and Forensic Detective. Which I would agree;)

The pic was from 9/11.
Gnappster
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 12 2006, 03:03 PM)
No you sicko. Ok for real that is a bad word to use because most people associate that with sex.
I am facinated with Gore, Uncencored gore, Real life stuff, really puts a value on life for me, I cant stand to see the sadness yet I cant walk away either, I can't handle viewing stuff of children and animals and I will often cry looking at some of the photos, but it really puts me into a reality check as to how horrific this world can be and how valuable life can be.

Some of the people on this site I go to though are what I would consider into necrophilia, they get off on it and stuff and I am shocked to see some of the stuff I read.

For me it is the opposite my Step mom always tells me I should have been a Coronor and Forensic Detective. Which I would agree;)

The pic was from 9/11.
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But you can't stand looking at stitches confused-smiley-013.gif

you're a complicated woman laughing-smiley-017.gif
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 12 2006, 02:08 PM)
But you can't stand looking at stitches  unsure.gif

you're a complicated woman  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I know right?? I confuse myself. ph34r.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 12 2006, 05:08 PM)
But you can't stand looking at stitches  unsure.gif

you're a complicated woman  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I was just going to say kinda the same thing.

This thread is moving fast. It's so busy at work today. I want to be a board whore today but my freaking job is getting in the way. Isnt' that the early signs of an unhealthy addiction. Uh, oh. I think I'm addicted to my job.
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Apr 12 2006, 03:28 PM)
I was just going to say kinda the same thing.

This thread is moving fast.  It's so busy at work today.  I want to be a board whore today but my freaking job is getting in the way.  Isnt' that the early signs of an unhealthy addiction.  Uh, oh. I think I'm addicted to my job.
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Dude, you gotta rectify that immediately!
I recomend a 5 day weekend

And that is all.
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 12 2006, 02:37 PM)
Dude, you gotta rectify that immediately!
I recomend a 5 day weekend

And that is all.
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I could go back to the whole a man likes anal sex just not with a male anus nah.gif As far as my contradictions. HEHE

Not really I know it is crazy but hey can't explain perfection it just is ya know tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 12 2006, 03:42 PM)
I could go back to the whole a man likes anal sex just not with a male anus nah.gif As far as my contradictions. HEHE

Not really I know it is crazy but hey can't explain perfection it just is ya know tongue.gif
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LOL, that argument doesn't hold up. You might like to be penetrated by a penis but what if that penis is attached to a dog or a racoon. C'mon, it still a penis right, why can't you like them both. Wait don't answer that... tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 12 2006, 05:37 PM)
Dude, you gotta rectify that immediately!
I recomend a 5 day weekend

And that is all.
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ARGH!!! it happened again. I was going to post something and it had a good a chance of being funny (yeah, I know, that's a lie). but then a customer came in and I forgot what the hell I was going to say.

that's it. The weekend is upon me... for 5 days. woo hoo
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Apr 12 2006, 04:01 PM)
ARGH!!!  it happened again. I was going to post something and it had a good a chance of being funny (yeah, I know, that's a lie). but then a customer came in and I forgot what the hell I was going to say.

that's it.  The weekend is upon me... for 5 days.  woo hoo
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Next time tell them to hold on a sec, as you have to post a humourous reply on a message board dedicated to breasts.
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