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Rotgut
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 01:20 PM)
You are not reading this right!!  or is it me?

3D please clarify
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I'm sure he meant it as he isn't giving up his spot but he won't be any good, but it can be construed in that he is giving up his spot because he doesn't want to disappoint. I can see it either way.
Bunni
QUOTE(Rotgut @ Jul 23 2007, 01:23 PM)
I'm sure he meant it as he isn't giving up his spot but he won't be any good, but it can be construed in that he is giving up his spot because he doesn't want to disappoint.  I can see it either way.
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You got a little carried away there Rottie

We are still kidding around right laughing-smiley-017.gif
Rotgut
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 01:43 PM)
You got a little carried away there Rottie

We are still kidding around right  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Yes, we are. And I apologize if I upset anyone food-smiley-004.gif
Bunni
QUOTE(Rotgut @ Jul 23 2007, 01:44 PM)
Yes, we are.  And I apologize if I upset anyone  food-smiley-004.gif
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I don't get upset just horny tongue.gif
Rotgut
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 02:02 PM)
I don't get upset just horny tongue.gif
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Well I can help rectify that situation as well if you would like.
Bunni
QUOTE(Rotgut @ Jul 23 2007, 02:03 PM)
Well I can help rectify that situation as well if you would like.
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laughing-smiley-017.gif Thank you but I am quite capable of making hand party with myself
Rotgut
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 02:25 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif  Thank you but I am quite capable of making hand party with myself
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But isn't it fun to have help?
Bunni
QUOTE(Rotgut @ Jul 23 2007, 02:26 PM)
But isn't it fun to have help?
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I have my night table full with all the help I ever need!!

I'll still do you in a heartbeat though
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 23 2007, 05:02 AM)
3d??????

You must be smashed alc.gif
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smashed, get this girl to the ER, she's clearly got alcohol poisioning!
Rotgut
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 02:28 PM)
I have my night table full with all the help I ever need!! 

I'll still do you in a heartbeat though
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Yes, but nothing beats a real tongue, does it?
Bunni
QUOTE(Rotgut @ Jul 23 2007, 02:36 PM)
Yes, but nothing beats a real tongue, does it?
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I wasn't talking about tongue. More the vibrations.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 24 2007, 04:19 AM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif

Leave the poor guy alone... and me too!
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NEVER!

QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 24 2007, 05:25 AM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif  Thank you but I am quite capable of making hand party with myself
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Pics?!?
ddd35
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 11:18 AM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif  
3D never said that, he is giving his spot away only that it might not be that good.

Wait in line your turn will come soon
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QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 11:19 AM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif

Leave the poor guy alone... and me too!
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QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 11:20 AM)
You are not reading this right!!  or is it me?

3D please clarify
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QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 12:02 PM)
I don't get upset just horny tongue.gif
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No I wasnt giving up just making sure the ladies new I might disapoint them I didnt want them to get there hopes up to high the first time anyway , now maybe after weve done it 12 - 15 times the first couple hours id give up my place in line but for now I want to stay at the front ... and Thanks Bunni for sticking up for me your so sweet ... and Im glad you get horny doll ... tongue.gif
Bunni
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 23 2007, 09:53 PM)
No I wasnt giving up just  making sure the ladies new I might disapoint  them  I didnt want them to get there hopes up to high  the first time anyway  , now maybe after weve done it   12 - 15  times the first couple hours id  give up my place in line  but for now I want to stay at the front  ...  and Thanks Bunni for sticking up for me   your so sweet  ...  and Im glad you get horny doll  ...  tongue.gif
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lol
I know how to get what I want out of my man so don't worry!

Always got yo back wink.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 24 2007, 03:44 PM)
lol
I know how to get what I want out of my man so don't worry!


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That couldn't be too hard a task??

Carson Kressley wants to fuck you!
Bunni
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 24 2007, 12:45 AM)
That couldn't be too hard a task??

Carson Kressley wants to fuck you!
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He's cute..

I could include him in the act only if you are present
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 24 2007, 03:48 PM)
He's cute.. 

I could include him in the act only if you are present
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ok but I pitch! ph34r.gif tongue.gif
Bunni
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 24 2007, 12:49 AM)
ok but I pitch! ph34r.gif  tongue.gif
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Sure he can be the power bottom, I don't mind.
I'd like to make a tasty sandwich.. pleeeeeeease
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 24 2007, 04:03 PM)
Sure he can be the power bottom, I don't mind. 
I'd like to make a tasty sandwich.. pleeeeeeease
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You'll provide a tasty filling im sure... but I'll suplly the cream 04.gif tongue.gif
Bunni
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 24 2007, 01:05 AM)
You'll provide a tasty filling im sure... but I'll suplly the cream 04.gif  tongue.gif
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You are a dirty pig tonight tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 24 2007, 04:11 PM)
You are a dirty pig tonight  tongue.gif
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wow what a compliment grinning-smiley-003.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 11:11 PM)
You are a dirty pig tonight  tongue.gif
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isn't that every night?
Bunni
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 24 2007, 01:42 AM)
isn't that every night?
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That's affirmative
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 24 2007, 04:44 PM)
That's affirmative
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grinning-smiley-003.gif
misschickie
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 11:28 AM)
I have my night table full with all the help I ever need!! 
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omg, i have the same night table...ikea?

QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 10:11 PM)
You are a dirty pig tonight  tongue.gif
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lol...that was fucking hilarious...however we must remember, this is the anal sex thread..not being a dirty pig would be an insult to the thread
bondiguy
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 24 2007, 04:48 PM)
lol...that was fucking hilarious...however we must remember, this is the anal sex thread..not being a dirty pig would be an insult to the thread
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I like to give each thread it's due respect!
misschickie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 23 2007, 10:57 PM)
I like to give each thread it's due respect!
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It makes you the fine dirty pig, you are.

which strangely reminds me of...spider pig, spider pig
ddd35
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 10:44 PM)
lol
I know how to get what I want out of my man so don't worry!

Always got yo back wink.gif
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thanks babe thats good to know 2thumbs.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 24 2007, 12:24 AM)
It makes you the fine dirty pig, you are.

which strangely reminds me of...spider pig, spider pig
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grinning-smiley-003.gif
scottmagus
I am sure that I missed this part being discussed in this thread, so I shall ask anyways.
What do you ppl use as lube during anal sex?.
My wife and I have (through trial and error) found that baby oil works best for us.
Vaseline is a no no. We have tried some really good lubes such as "Slippery Stuff" made just for the act, but a lot of them seem to be water based. One time of some back door action in the shower and the water based stuff just doesn't work.
misschickie
QUOTE(scottmagus @ Jul 24 2007, 04:25 PM)
I am sure that I missed this part being discussed in this thread, so I shall ask anyways.
  What do you ppl use as lube during anal sex?.
My wife and I have (through trial and error) found that baby oil works best for us.
Vaseline is a no no. We have tried some really good lubes such as "Slippery Stuff" made just for the act, but a lot of them seem to be water based. One time of some back door action in the shower and the water based stuff just doesn't work.
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Someone told me about this stuff called A&E or something. I use AstroGel, and I like it.
texman1
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 24 2007, 07:52 PM)
Someone told me about this stuff called A&E or something.  I use AstroGel, and I like it.
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Always had good luck with KY and baby oil...
foghorn
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 24 2007, 07:52 PM)
Someone told me about this stuff called A&E or something.  I use AstroGel, and I like it.
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is that the name of the stuff we used 22.gif ph34r.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 24 2007, 05:24 PM)
It makes you the fine dirty pig, you are.

which strangely reminds me of...spider pig, spider pig
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Things posed here remind you of the Simpsons! ohmy.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 24 2007, 11:12 PM)
Things posed here remind you of the Simpsons! ohmy.gif
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it covers a wide spectrum of topics wink.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 24 2007, 05:52 PM)
Someone told me about this stuff called A&E or something.  I use AstroGel, and I like it.
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astro glide, is that for astronauts ?
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 25 2007, 04:16 PM)
it covers a wide spectrum of topics wink.gif
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Is there anything they can't do?
misschickie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 24 2007, 10:12 PM)
Things posed here remind you of the Simpsons! ohmy.gif
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i am not well.

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 25 2007, 06:30 AM)
astro  glide,  is that for astronauts ?
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ya, ass-tronauts.
(oh holy crap, that was bad)
bondiguy
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 26 2007, 03:14 PM)
i am not well.
ya, ass-tronauts. 
(oh holy crap, that was bad)
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blink.gif
misschickie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 25 2007, 09:26 PM)
blink.gif
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they can't all be winners. confused-smiley-013.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 26 2007, 03:28 PM)
they can't all be winners. confused-smiley-013.gif
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touche...
ddd35
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 25 2007, 10:14 PM)
i am not well.
ya, ass-tronauts. 
(oh holy crap, that was bad)
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oh thats okay smile.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 25 2007, 10:14 PM)
i am not well.
ya, ass-tronauts. 
(oh holy crap, that was bad)
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no worse than the astroglide for astronauts.
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 26 2007, 09:46 AM)
no worse than the astroglide for astronauts.
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But it has stimulated some discussion . smile.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 27 2007, 02:46 AM)
no worse than the astroglide for astronauts.
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people, we have hit rock bottom
foghorn
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 27 2007, 08:16 PM)
people, we have hit rock bottom
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bondi, isn't that what they said about you when you used to be mr hudson's partner. smilio04.gif coz.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(foghorn @ Jul 28 2007, 01:22 PM)
bondi, isn't that what they said about you when you used to be mr hudson's partner. smilio04.gif  coz.gif
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i have nfi what ur talkin about brotha?
foghorn
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 27 2007, 10:40 PM)
i have nfi what ur talkin about brotha?
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man, you have got to be faster than this...

rock hudson...rock bottom...you fucking rock and hitting "rock bottom"

get with the program.
bondiguy
QUOTE(foghorn @ Jul 28 2007, 01:45 PM)
man, you have got to be faster than this...

rock hudson...rock bottom...you fucking rock and hitting "rock bottom"

get with the program.
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I dont even know who rock hudson is?
foghorn
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 27 2007, 10:49 PM)
I dont even know who rock hudson is?
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where the fuck to you live...on the bottom of the earth smilio04.gif

1st movie star to die of aids. get with the rest of the world bondi.
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