whatchya think of my new sig? I'm dying for some feedback.

Damn, I hope that's not your man's cock. If it is, I hope God blessed him with an awesome tongue instead!! That cock makes mine look huge! lol But I like the sig...

no, actually I haven't had the privaledge of having this fine piece of meat penetrating me, but I'd hop at the chance. I think he has a sexy cock, love the "veinage". In fact, I happen to think he has a nice sized cock, and I'd ride it all night long. Not to mention he is probably the second sweetest guy on rmm (sorry be you are second only cuz I've had another person on rmm send me flowers) ...and that goes far with me . Aside from that, I'm sure he has an awesome tongue...and I know I do. My the things we could do together. Him and I...not me and you, just wanted to clear that up.

Thats telling him! haha

Loud and clear...still love you tits though!

Nope, didn't tell me anything other than she has the hots for a guy she'll probably never meet. I still think Girly has a great set of melons....

what makes you think she'll never me me

Hmmm... I liked your sig, then u changed it to a cock...

Not my preference, but still is nice... if you know what I mean...

means you wanna suck his cock too? wow ratt, I never knew about that side of you.

i'm with ratt on this one...it's just a cock and i own one of those already

noooo...you haven't sent me a siggy cock yet. As soon as you do I will make a gif to show off all of my favorite cocks!

Damn it... busted...

How did you know I was a buy-sexual? (As in buy sex... oh forget it...)

Yep... played with one, played with them all...

Dammit; that's just gross!

and I own some titties, point?

correction...what makes anybody think girlie will never MEET me...i'm on my way

uh huh, keep telling yourself that sweetie. You are bi, as in greedy...like me!!

i'd rather look at your titties all day every day before i look at some cock that is not my own

That'd be right... people call me a dick all the time, and you never asked for a pic from me...

oh you are def on the people to meet list. I'm ready...with bells on.

Boobies are fun... Dicks are not...

I'm asking now...

if you're wearing bells, then there's gonna be a lot a jingling when i get there

so what you are saying is you are attracted to your own cock.


btw...get on yahoo.

I'm actually a try-sexual...

try and try and try and get none...

God damn... please enable Cock Blocker for this thread.... for the love of god!

nope, can't do it...sorry. Doesn't it look yummy? go ahead, take a lick bondi.

oh we all know bondi would LOVE a lick of it




damnit...its his isnt it.......ROFL

and he made the cover of Guys Gone Wild..

nope, it's not his. It belongs to one of my most favorite RMMers. ...and he has yet to grace us with his presence in this topic *hint, hint*

I like your sig.

If that was mine it would go into the next post!

Once again... YOU are the one watching that gay shit!

prove it

Hey Girlie... How's this?

Woohoo!! Nice one Ratt!!

Thanx...

it'd be perfect if it had my name on it

That can be arranged...

I'm waitin

will take a while... have a lot to do today... but check later on... in about 12 hours I promise it will be up...

Whoa! I thought this was Rate My Melons, not Rate My Johnson or Rate My Willie!!

And whoever that belongs too I am hoping that the internet has taken 4 - 5 inches off him (like a video adds 10 lbs.). Hell, if that were mine I wouldn't want it being shown. Hell, if that were mine I wouldn't have e-mailed it to anyone!

Glad I was born the way I was. Guess I am luckier than I had thought! Thank you God!!

LOL!

yea, and I'm sure you're one of the people that scours the net looking for a 12 inch cock and then posts it claiming it's yours.

Not to mention, my ex had a big cock and I never came once in the 6 years I was with him....got together with another guy, who had a smaller cock, and came 4-5 times per session, just going to show...size doesn't matter.

What's the point of making posts like this, jealous? Go back to wanking your opinion is of use to no one.

OMG ...you look like this and you are slinging insults? Get a clue dude...

Hmmm... booblover... I seem to remember a post from JohnFreak going something along the lines of reporting any negative comments and that user may be kicked off...

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT FUCKER!!!

The cock in question is not mine - But I wanna say next time you wanna brag or pretend that you got a big cock... Alls I can say is that you can take your 12" dildo and RAM IT UP YOUR ASS!!! Negative comments should apply to post to MEN AND WOMEN, and if I see you posting anything like this again - well let's just say that you're lucky I live in Australia - I am 5' 8" and over 300 lbs of hard hitting brick. And one thing I love to do is putting stupid little fuckwits like you in their place.

Now I suggest you post a public apology - and I better not see you posting anything like that again. NOW GROW UP OR FUCK OFF!

Do you all see what trouble cock posting does?!?!?

I believ all cocks should be confined to the cock thread for female enjoyment... RateMyPicture.com if you wanna see that sort of gear... I see enough of my own to handle seeing others

I agree with Bondi, enough is enough. It wouldn't bother me if I saw another's cock or not, but I would prefer kitty's. Girly is entitled to her sig line.

surfing a porn site which I guess this is, you are bound to see a cock or two (on the screen as part of posts/advertisements etc. so fuck u jrock and gnappy haha) but the continous sight of that guys cock is enough to put me off my dinner

If the site of that cock is too much for you - simply dont look at it. You can see that it is Girlie's post by her avatar, and just leave the sig off the bottom of the screen, then when you read the next post, put it above the screen... I could understand this sort of non-thinking from our American and Canadian friends, but you Bondi? giving Aussies a bad name...

hey...non-thinking Americans?...fuck you Ratt, I don't even like boys.


...and for the record, my sig line is staying, and with any luck will be a gif before long, so now you can see a variety of cocks. mmmm cocks.

Good on ya Girlie...

Oh and the non-thinking yanks comment was merely for shits and giggles... nothing more

Yeah, I do remember that, and what did I say that was mean or nasty which is what his post was about! You'll not find anything mean and nasty in anything I've ever written on here!!!

Nobody said (read my post) it was yours, so don't go feeling so sensitive there. I said a couple things that are facts.

FACT 1: I thought this was 'Rate My Melons' not 'Rate My Johnson' which it is!!

FACT 2: I wouldn't want my Johnson on the internet anywhere!

FACT 3: If that was mine I wouldn't be sending it to anyone for viewing!

FACT 4: I feel a bit blessed after seeing that pic!

Now where is the problem there? Yep, that is what I thought.

Now tell me what I said that was wrong............yep, that's what I thought again!

And as far as you living in Austrailia, hey I'm looking to come next November/December to run some waves so maybe I'll let you buy me a Fosters!

Whoa there girlie-girl. Nope, I'm sorry I'm not someone that would surf the net looking for some 12" cock (heck, I don't go surfing to find any cock for that matter, that is sort of the reason I am on this site!).

And I agree that "it isn't the size of the magicians wand, but the magic that is in it!"

And just because you might have had a mate that didn't satisfy you doesn't mean all men are like that! There are many selfish lovers out there, but there are also many that get great pleasure knowing their mate has been totally satisfied.

I learned a long time ago that the more pleasure you gave to a woman made them want to be just as pleasing. You won't find any of my female friends complaining at all! I have no problem in that area! So don't hate the player, hate the game!!

And why make the post? Because I thought this was 'Rate My Melons' not 'Rate My Johnson' and when I came to this sight this morning it was still named that!! I made a couple honest statements (I don't pretend to be someone I am not!!) that was not aimed at anyone (read it again) and that any other red blooded male might have said so I don't get the problem!

Don't take things so seriously, take them in the spirit they were meant to be!!