Yeah, I do remember that, and what did I say that was mean or nasty which is what his post was about!  You'll not find anything mean and nasty in anything I've ever written on here!!!

Nobody said (read my post) it was yours, so don't go feeling so sensitive there.  I said a couple things that are facts.

FACT 1:  I thought this was 'Rate My Melons' not 'Rate My Johnson' which it is!!

FACT 2:  I wouldn't want my Johnson on the internet anywhere!

FACT 3:  If that was mine I wouldn't be sending it to anyone for viewing!

FACT 4:  I feel a bit blessed after seeing that pic!

Now where is the problem there?  Yep, that is what I thought. 

Now tell me what I said that was wrong............yep, that's what I thought again!

And as far as you living in Austrailia, hey I'm looking to come next November/December to run some waves so maybe I'll let you buy me a Fosters!

  

Ok fuckwit - first of all - give me a chance before telling yourself you are right!

Fact one: You're quite right.
Fact two: Up to You.
Fact three: Your choice.
Fact four: keep your fucking opinion to yourself. This is where I have the problem. YOu have not actually said that the cock is small, but you have implied it. And we all know that guys are sensitive about their cock size. So feel happy - fine. Just dont publicly broadcast that another guys dick makes you feel big!

No do I have a problem here? FUCK YES!
What did you say that was wrong? Read my fucking post wanker!
And as far as you coming to Australia - fine; we'll take your money. And as far as me buying you a fosters? Get fucked - we send that shit over to the idiots in America and UK that think it is great. Oh, and if you tell me I have no problem before I have a chance to address what you have said again?    Don't come to Perth...

Now with all due respect; FUCK OFF!



A dude with a 'tude.'  LOL!! 

Keep my opinion to myself?  Then keep yours to yourself!  If you can state one, then I can make one!  And fuckwit?  Can't you come up with something better than that?  Be real!  Nobody is taking shots at you dude so don't be getting all hinky!!

And we don't think Fosters is great, I was merely trying to be nice!  You don't want me to get pissed off, you don't know me! So relax and take things in the spirit they are said.  Nobody is trying to take a swipe at you!  If anything my fault is only not reading all the posts up to when I posted.........in other words it was never referred to being your wanker by me.  So it is time for you to grow the fuck up and wake up and smell the coffee!!

And when I come to Austrailia I will be going to Perth as well as I have quite a few friends in that area! 

Whoa there girlie-girl.  Nope, I'm sorry I'm not someone that would surf the net looking for some 12" cock (heck, I don't go surfing to find any cock for that matter, that is sort of the reason I am on this site!).

And I agree that "it isn't the size of the magicians wand, but the magic that is in it!"

And just because you might have had a mate that didn't satisfy you doesn't mean all men are like that!  There are many selfish lovers out there, but there are also many that get great pleasure knowing their mate has been totally satisfied.

I learned a long time ago that the more pleasure you gave to a woman made them want to be just as pleasing.  You won't find any of my female friends complaining at all!  I have no problem in that area!  So don't hate the player, hate the game!!

And why make the post?  Because I thought this was 'Rate My Melons' not 'Rate My Johnson' and when I came to this sight this morning it was still named that!!  I made a couple honest statements (I don't pretend to be someone I am not!!) that was not aimed at anyone (read it again) and that any other red blooded male might have said so I don't get the problem!

Don't take things so seriously, take them in the spirit they were meant to be!!

 

To quote Rodney King "why can't we all just get along?"

LOL!!

Have a great day people!

OK after reading all of this....

This blew way outta proportion... After reading, In my opinion.... I do not think Booblovers comments were anything but just  off the wall shit .. like I always do.

Just got outta hand a bit

The fact that ANY johnson got posted in here is a Shoot The Breeze faux paux.... and I know Girlie has a cock in her sig but that is a sig.

Let's just move this to sex talk  and start fresh.....  

Ratt I dont think boobluver's comments were any type of direct attack... just a good natured ribbing.

BUT

Boobluvr  You can't make a comment about a cock and not expect to take a little flack.   We arent all John Holmes and we all don't piss on our nuts either so its all good

Girlie - You should have diffused this situation early on but showing your tits ( I would have allowed that considering the circumstances )
So Lets start over in Sex Talk, OK

I understand comments were not a direct attack on myself, but I like to defend those who are at the time, unable to defend themselves from not being here. In future I will handle the situation differently, via pm. Sory to have caused you some trouble C-man. And Girlie; a boob pic might help us all feel better...

Ratt.

Ultimately comparing cock sizes is like comparing fingers 

as long as you know how to play an instrument it doesnt matter what the fingers are like   As long as the music is good

True; but people don't get finger envy...

yea true.   I don't envy any mans cock.  Im happy with my 6 inches ( 6 and a half if the weather is good  )  of pulsing fury 
To base your entire sexual capability on your cock size and to suppose an inadequacy on a smaller member might show a little insecurity.

Course you could have a 10 in hole filler and be knockin the bottoms out of your girlfriend's pussy and she loves you for it.  But if that was the case you wouldnt need to snicker at another smaller cock.

all cocks are different because all WOMEN are different!!!!   ( Forrest Gumps voice ) " And that's all I have to say about that...."

C-man, you are on the mark and thanks for the level head!  I wasn't trying to attack anyone and surely wasn't trying to refer to myself as John Holmes in anyway!!  Just shocked to see a Johnson on here is all.

But I do question your comment of saying my comments are off the wall as I don't comment on here that often, and don't present myself as something I'm not.

To anyone I offended.........it was not meant to be! 

Thanks again C-man.  I always enjoy reading your posts and comments!

C-man you have put it perfectly... if only others had your mind...

God don't wish that curse on anyone !!!!

Girlie - You should have diffused this situation early on but showing your tits ( I would have allowed that considering the circumstances )

stick to your guns girlie.  i'll work around the cock pic.  as long as you keep posting...i'm happy

Where has girly been

I could understand this sort of non-thinking from our American and Canadian friends, but you Bondi? giving Aussies a bad name...

to steal one from jrock

"pot, called, kettle, black"

Ouch... but fair enough in this thread... I was a right royal prick...

It seems you won the belt to prove it!!!!

Where has girly been

hopeyour kid is better how does my penis compare to the other one sexyx x

I dunno I dont care for cock pics much but maybe you can just keep it in one post and not every post please????

I dunno I dont care for cock pics much but maybe you can just keep it in one post and not every post please????

Bravo diane.... bravo!

Even for women, a penis isn't the most attractive thing in the world, so you could imagine how unnapealing it is for all the guys here (jrock just to pre empt you, get fucked haha) so please, guys, post cock pics in the cock thread....clear these boards for the hot females of RMM

actually, bondi, i WAS just going to agree with what you said...

but since you offered... no thanks, sorry, i'm not into guys 

actually, bondi, i WAS just going to agree with what you said...

but since you offered... no thanks, sorry, i'm not into guys 

I would agree with you guys too, but I don't look at this thread.

you agree????????????    

yup... this is rate my MELONS... so i'm not lookin' for cock shots...

hell, even if this wasn't rate my melons, i wouldn't be lookin' for cock shots, lol

and I'm still not looking at this thread

yup... this is rate my MELONS... so i'm not lookin' for cock shots...

hell, even if this wasn't rate my melons, i wouldn't be lookin' for cock shots, lol

haha im with you on this one....

"why did you shudder just now?"

hooray for carnies 

I knew either you or gnappy would pick that one up

I would have, but unlike jrock, I gotta sleep sometime 

This is for everyone who is "not looking at this thread"

so girlie what do u htink of this then if u like that x x

I think you have the ugliest cock I have ever seen in my life...will you quit posting it now? Even I'm getting sick of seeing it.