Tell me 3 things about you that no one knows

Here are mine.

1.I Love Cartoons
2.I collect Barbie dolls
3.I can still do a split.

Nice...

1. I want to be a wrestler
2. I play Games Workshop Games
3. The thought of doing a split really hurts...

1. I like singing Karaoke
2. I pee a lot
3. I like watching girls do the splits

1.Peanuts make my butt itch.
2.I don't like clowns and rodents.
3. The only thing I can split is my pants!

dude, you're sposed to EAT them

1.) I eat pussy
2.) I like to be tied up
3.) I like to fuck


Oh wait she said 3 things no one knows

1) i like kiana

2) i like boobs

3) i really like kiana's boobs

i didn't know about the being tied up part, although I had my suspicions lol

dude... what about the giant banner "TIE ME UP AND FUCK ME" at the bottom of all of her posts wasn't a clue?

ROFL.....

The thought of a bedroom rape scene turns makes me wet. Not rape against my will but well I am sure most get what I am meaning.


I am a closet exabitionist sp? although not sure if I can still say that after posting here.

Spelling is not one of my good qualities.

After seeing I EAT PUSSY in giant sparkly letters it's hard to remember any prior sigs

1.. I used to play Dungeons & Dragons
2.. I like Kenny Loggins
3.. Im really a 57 year old hermit from northern Montana who drives 187 miles to a Starbucks to go online and look at boobies....

Me too, Diane! I know what you are talking about. I have a rape fantasy too. Thats why I like being tied up.

ummmm Kiana dear

I already knew all those things

Can I sit on your face?

I feel like that guy thats trying to jump into a conversation but just not quite getting there.....

like when a hot girl is waving at you at the bar, and you wave back, but she is really waving at the person behind you.

Hell yea you can as llong as yhour arms are still tied behind your back

Well, I figured it was your lunch time and you might be hungry

yep....I am, unfortunately, THAT guy

how about if they're untied and free to grope your wife who would be riding you?? i'm just sayin... wouldn't that be the ideal situation for you three?


why isn't it happening to me though? (the kiana part, definitely NOT the puppet part)

Ok thats nasty lol @ peanuts make your ass itch...The freaky things we do

Hey, you asked the question, I just spoke the truth.

I don't believe you, everyone knows that you are to stick peanuts up your butt. Next you will try to tell me that you don't eat suppositories. You are so silly!

wow... i REALLY wish you would've left it at only 3 things we didn't know about you

LOLLLLL!!! That will be next

1. I love big tits!

2. I love little tits!

3. I love beautiful women!!

Its supposed to be something we DONT know lol.

aww poor thing...I've got something you can jump right into.

let me introduce you to the wonderful world of BDSM. please please please????

as for my list:

1) I was valedictorian of my class

2) my highschool sweetheart was a future millionaire...and I knew it, and still dumped him (for the ahole I married, silly me)

3) I can still do a split too!!

1: i've had a few 3sums.

2: i support aston villa.

3: i play alot of golf.

I would so enjoy watching these 2 explore each other.

Ok what is BDSM?? I am not into the hardcore stuff I have seen but I just want a man to ruff me up a bit and take control well with my permission of course.
LOL



I have had a threesome two. Not with another female and not with them together Bleck.

But it involved plastic baby oil and a night home after a strip club and some drinking many many moons ago.

BDSM satands for Bondage, discipline, sadomasochism.

It encompasses a lot of things, and has a lot to do with power. You have your dominant (for me, the man) and the submissive (me)....which brings up the whole Master/slave thing. It involves a lot of teasing, and maybe a little pain...though for me it's not a whole lot as a lot of pain doesn't really do it for me. However, a little hair pulling, or a good spanking gets me all hot and bothered. A lot of people think it's sick, but much of the BDSM lifestyle a lot of people play with in their own bedrooms without even knowing it. ie. tying eachother up.

It has a lot of misconceptions, but I am here to tell you...it makes me hot. It is also believe it or not very romantic. The collar for example. A collar in BDSM symbolizes a commitment that has often been compared to a wedding ring. This type of commitment comes in other forms, such as a brand, a tattoo, a piercing.... Each symbolizing the pledge of the Dominant to their submissive to protect, love and cherish them. When the submissive accepts the collar, the submissive surrenders to the Dominant and makes a promise to be devoted and loyal.

Read more here:


http://www.xeromag.com/fvbdsm.html


About the collar:

http://bondage.com/id/8/which/330/show_column.html






yeah...so I'm kinky.

oh my god I just saw your picture and you definately need to cum to me now!!!!!!!

1. I have met someone of the internet and ended up having sex with him. (not all in the same day stupids)

2. I have had many a threesome (guy-guy me and girl girl him)

3. I love eating pickled okra!

1. so you're sayin' there's a chance!

2. need much more explicit information

3. eh, i got nothing for this one

MMM i'm into No.2 (i wish we could combine No.1 and No.2)

1. No
2. No
3. i like pickles to! Can i see yours? LOL

this was meant for jrock and maybe i should change #3 to can i jork your pickle baby?

i'm gonna go with "yes"

good for me..now drop em'. LOL
YOu know i'm just jerkin your chain... lol again.

you need a shirt with THAT on it lol

i will totally make that shirt and take that pic! I'll even add some clipart. LOL

I can not even compare to most the girls here. I should go back to the gore site I visit where most the chicks are rocker chicks with green hair.

...

I beg to differ sweetheart. You are definately amongst the top 5 most beautiful here.