damn... and have you?

this phrase has never been more true: "prove it". even if you're clothed, I GOTTA see this.

heres my split,i was only kidding about licking my own pussy

hooray for flexible girls...

but i'm still kinda disappointed... that would've been AWESOME!

I commend you for doing a split in your undies, totally better that way

how bout any pics of you licking someone else's pussy?

you know thats something i have alot of

1. Used to be a bouncer in a Strip Club

2. can body Surf as monsterous as I am ( Im like an otter in the water )


3. Have jerked off at every job I have ever had... Ive been working Wally World for the past two months.. I have yet to christen it

1 scared of heights but have done a parachute jump

2.am shy really

3.can put my legs behind my head- does involve a few glasses of wine though.

Surely you're only here to blave, J

Booyah!

-Jak

It would have been interesting to try to match the people with the three things they listed. So far, I don't think I'd have matched a single one.

jrock.... that joke is as old as I am... when will you Americans let go? Or shall I just throw another "shrimp" on the barbie?







What the fuck is kool-aid?

Oh and im gonna have to go ahead and ask you to get those TPS reports to me A-SAP

forgot too mention..... wow what a move!

is there anything you can't do?

NEVER!





only the greatest summertime drink EVER!

i think I now understand

wow...first time on here and i see a hot chick doin the splits and something about licking your own pussy.....damn i gotta get on here more

If that line about not being left handed wasn't from the Princess Bride, I'll be stuffed if I know where it's actually from... and if it was, I strongly suggest you re-watch it, as your memory is only mostly dead

-Jak

I want a copy of that "tape," too! Er.. can you make mine a DVD.

lol the good ol VHS a little TOO old?

I think its from office space?

It appears Americo-Australianian relations are at an all-time low. Where's that Energizer "Oy" guy or a Yahoo Serious Festival when you need it.

Hey Gnappy...

Let go of the past... Yahoo Serious - even when I google Yahoo nothing Serious pops up... and that energizer OI guy (Jacko) has LONG been replaced by an animated battery...

And I thought the Yanks were slow...

Seems Canadians are just plain old dumb...

*searches for the "went right over your head emoticon"*


but thank you for putting me in my place

that's EXACTLY where it's from... and well done, lol


*runs to the movie collection to rewatch the princess bride... then has fun storming the castle*

hey gnapp... is that first pic supposed to be a metaphor? homer represents puppet and bart represents bondi about to be the boot?

3 things,

I was almost murdered when I was 7
I have never had more than a Penis or Finger in me, hope to change this soon.
I actually got wet for the first time chatting with someone online.

haha Why didnt I think of that?!?!?!? I must be slipping....

Ratt must not have got that joke.... oh well


re that ep of the simpsons.... I didn't think it was their best. For some reason yanks cant get our accent right.... and we DO have cities here in Aus, hard to believe I know! lol

Let's all chip in and buy Di26 a rabbit...as long as she makes a vid out of it. Johnfreak will collect the donations.

I have some clit things. Thats it though. If I order online it is cheaper than the sex store we got but with this weather I havent wanted to go out at all ugh such a dilema.

Ok, 3 things....

1. I'm working in a call center

2. When I was 3 years old my mom got lost for five minutes when we were at the San Marino Airport in Italy. She still claims it was ME who ran away...

3. As a teenager I had plenty of hobbies and a full schedule; riding, ballet, acting, reading... now I have a day off and I'm thinking if I possibly should get out of the door or even try to get some excercise. Errr... so I mean... I'm lazy.

4. I also suck at math.

My Apologies Gnapp...

Alls I saw was that stereotype that really f*cks me off "Let's throw another shrimp on the barbie" - I have NEVER known anyone to even throw one shrimp on the barbie...

So I present my most humblest apologies to the Canadian Hero that is Gnappster, He of the Picture, Presenter of All That Is Funny...

Sorry fella. Come down under and I'll buy ya a beer...

plus I live in Canada, I hear mostly incorrect stereotypes ABOOT us all the time, EH?

they sounded perfect to me LOL
but when I hear their version of OUR accents, I cringe, but it's still funny. They elongate their vowels more than us but that's about it.Like they pronounce it MAWM and we say MUM. haha, I said elongate.

an excellent idea!



me too

haha An American trying to do an Aussie accent sounds like an American trying to do an Aussie accent! haha

Oh and we don't even call it shrimp, we call them prawns

1. I used to have a Les Paul custom (sold it to get my son a guitar - now has 6)

2. I have beautiful red Fender Strat, a pacific blue Telecaster & red accoustic/electric Telecaster

3. I also play the harmonica

Cheers Gnapp - forgot about that sort of stuff...

But I suppose us Aussies poke fun of the kiwis too...

And I agree that Americans (which I am proud to be one) shouldn't try any accents(we have enough of our own)!! About the only time I try that is on St. Patty's Day (and only at an attempt of humor) as I have English & Irish heritage in me, along with some Native American.

As it is we have areas with a New England accent, a New York accent, a Southern drawl, a Texas drawl, and then people say we in the midwest have an accent! I'm sure I'm missing some from somewhere, I just find it funny when I go places I hear how I have an accent and the midwest sounds really plain to me! But I must say, all accents sound good to me, as long as it is their own!! It's what makes the world go round!

in expensive restaurants they call shrimps prawns so they can charge more lol

Y'know, I spoke to a nice Canadian a couple times a few years ago - we almost got together, but it never happened.... in any case, one thing people told me to ask was how exactly they pronounce the word "About" as compared to an Australian.

Well, it definately doesn't sount like "A-boot"... if anything, it sounds like "A-boat". Still - a lot more pleasing than the "A-bow-t" of some American accents, and kind-of quirky, too; though I've always been a fan of most non-US accents (hear them too often - especially from people not from the US)

(Oh, and there wasn't a single "Eh" in any phonecall, so I've no idea where that one started)

-Jak

I just moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, 'eh?

aww, that's sweet, I liked talking to you too!

3 things huh...

1. I have a major crush on this Asian friend of mine...34, 26, 32...21 yrs old and beautiful.
2. I had a year long affair with a co-worker after finding out my ex was banging some guy she worked with.
3. I slept with two Columbian "primas" and neither one knew about the other, for about 6 months.

Ill take a new pic tomorrow, oh, and im 18.

Ahhh.... it is a much better name than shrimp. A small person in Australia is called a shrimp!



Why dont you two get a room????

1. My socks always have to match
2. When I get a cup I have to sniff it first to be sure it doesnt smell bad (I have no clue why I do it!)
3. I chew the skin on the tips of my fingers off when I'm nervous

Canadians really do say Eh, a lot. I live close to the Canadian border, and have tons of canadian customers and I also have canadian cousins. I hear Eh all the time!!! But I do think it depends upon where in canada they are from?...maybe I dont know

1.I work waaaaaaaaaaay to much

2.camp out every year to get Kenny Chesney tickets so I take my wife to the show(they go on sale in Feburary traditionally, and I live in Michigan,pack the snow gear)

3.Watched my first true love make out with one of my friends cousins in the back seat of the truck I was driving on the way home from a club one night