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diane26
QUOTE(Lynette @ Mar 11 2006, 03:24 PM)
[/B]     Diane,
     I think ou may have misinterpretid my intent with that post. It wasn't aimed at you personally. It was directed toward anyone out there that goes through life hesitantly. Ever since I can remember I'VE always been the one called "crazy" b friens and family. I grew up in Tahiti. surfed all my life, riden the pipeline and big wednesday in Hawaii, skydived, taken Nascar driving schll and been certfied as a driver for class 'B' events, gone on every roller coaster I could get on, rockclimbed, and bungi-jumped. I'm what's known as a pure adreneline junkie. That's why I cant understant why people won't take risks in order to experience everything they can brfore they die. Life's too short to sit on my ass. Of course, I don't have children. If I did, my outlook would probably be a lot different. My outlook on lik=fe ant how to live it, is NOT for everyone, I know. But, for those who don't have anything to lose...why not?
                                                             *KISS*
Lyn

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I am a bit of an adrienliene Junkie myself and still am the differance is when you sky dive or bunjee jump or taking those other risks surfing what have you it is your life you are putting at risk.

When you are driving a vehicle or a passanger and distracting the driver it is ALL OF OUR lives you are putting at risk that was what I was simply getting across.

I am all for dares and fun and taking risks its what my friends no me best for but since having my own children I wont let my fun risk the lives of others.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Lynette @ Mar 10 2006, 08:30 PM)
ROYFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thank you thank you... I am here all week!

Swriously though if done in the right environment and conditions car head is as good as any head you will recieve with the bonus thrill of driving. It's not something you'd do in a blizzard but hey... each to their own.

Driving in itself is a very sexual experience
diane26
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 11 2006, 07:27 PM)
Driving in itself is a very sexual experience
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UncleBuck
long live road head definately a great way to pass the time.... 11.gif have to say the best/funniest blowjob I ever got was in a elevator very drunk got in didnt remember to press floor button my girl goes down doing the deed door opens bellhop comes in my girl doesnt flinch....then realizes we are not alone we continue in room later food-smiley-004.gif
clincar
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 10 2006, 08:34 PM)
head on enough that he died the girl lived and she has never been ok since she blames herself for distracting him.
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Diane, I agree! It scares the shit out of me too. There's enough to worry about on the roads as it is!
clincar
Hubby loves climbing rock faces! the weirdest place I've ever given a blow job was 160 foot up a rock face, dangling on a piece of 11mm rope! Boy that was some sort of risk as he was making sure I didn't fall
UncleBuck
QUOTE(clincar @ Mar 12 2006, 09:55 PM)
Hubby loves climbing rock faces! the weirdest place I've ever given a blow job was 160 foot up a rock face, dangling on a piece of 11mm rope! Boy that was some sort of risk as he was making sure I didn't fall
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Wait a minute you will give head hanging 160ft from a piece of rope but road head scares you? blink.gif
Good for you though that is a experience I think few could top, I hope you had a good grip on something in case you slipped lol 2thumbs.gif
foghorn
QUOTE(clincar @ Mar 12 2006, 09:55 PM)
Hubby loves climbing rock faces! the weirdest place I've ever given a blow job was 160 foot up a rock face, dangling on a piece of 11mm rope! Boy that was some sort of risk as he was making sure I didn't fall
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i think i'll start rock climbing
diane26
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Mar 12 2006, 08:23 PM)
Wait a minute you will give head hanging 160ft from a piece of rope but road head scares you?   blink.gif
Good for you though that is a experience I think few could top, I hope you had a good grip on something in case you slipped  lol  2thumbs.gif
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I think the point being missed here is giving road head is risking OTHERS LIVES. It isnt just your own life you are playing with it is the life of everyone around you and to me that is when a line is crossed. You want to play around with your own life that is your business but if I am on the road with my kids and the car next to me decides to do a little road head or whatever other idiotic things they decide to do it is me and my children that are gonna maybe die because of it. Look how many wrecks are caused by people talking on cell phones and not paying attention are you gonna honestly sit here and tell me while recieving a blow job you are gonna be fully focused on driving?????
UncleBuck
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 12 2006, 11:47 PM)
I think the point being missed here is giving road head is risking OTHERS LIVES. It isnt just your own life you are playing with it is the life of everyone around you and to me that is when a line is crossed. You want to play around with your own life that is your business but if I am on the road with my kids and the car next to me decides to do a little road head or whatever other idiotic things they decide to do it is me and my children that are gonna maybe die because of it. Look how many wrecks are caused by people talking on cell phones and not paying attention are you gonna honestly sit here and tell me while recieving a blow job you are gonna be fully focused on driving?????
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point well taken....be responsible don't suck and drive! MABJ
diane26
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Mar 12 2006, 08:51 PM)
point well taken....be responsible don't suck and drive!  MABJ
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What does the MA stand for??

Sorry for going on about this it is the "mom" coming out in me and all the stuff I have seen. dry.gif
UncleBuck
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 12 2006, 11:54 PM)
What does the MA stand for??

Sorry for going on about this it is the "mom" coming out in me and all the stuff I have seen. dry.gif
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Here in canada we have M.others A.gainst D.runk D.riving MADD
so my twist M.others A.gainst B.low J.obs
natalie
Mothers Against Blow Jobs????
natalie
Looks like we posted at the same time!! smilio05.gif
UncleBuck
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 12 2006, 11:57 PM)
Mothers Against Blow Jobs????
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Yes...Yes... great minds think alike
just kidding
diane26
Ok we have MADD here as well but I would say MARH cause it isnt about against blow jobs just ones when driving on the road with others around:P
UncleBuck
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 13 2006, 12:02 AM)
Ok we have MADD here as well but I would say MARH cause it isnt about against blow jobs just ones when driving on the road with others around:P
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marh? its late tell me please
UncleBuck
by the way still thinking about that artsy pick shot on the bed...... sweet 2thumbs.gif
diane26
MARH= Mothers Against Road Head
UncleBuck
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 13 2006, 12:12 AM)
MARH= Mothers Against Road Head
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right brain running slow need sleep long day
speaking of head
tell me one day about the tounge vibrator if you ever got it or if it worked
diane26
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Mar 12 2006, 09:19 PM)
right brain running slow need sleep long day
speaking of head
tell me one day about the tounge vibrator if you ever got it or if it worked
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Ohhhhh yes got it and yes worked grinning-smiley-003.gif grinning-smiley-003.gif Husbands complaint was that it took away from what he loved and that was the sensation using his tongue cause it was past the tongue a bit so I suggested banding it to his finger so he can do both without having to hold the vib part and he enjoys it as well as me much better that way now.


I am currently studying the nervous system make sure you get your REM's in your sleep tonight those are the most crucial part of sleep to keep your brain in tip top order.
UncleBuck
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 13 2006, 12:25 AM)
Ohhhhh yes got it and yes worked  grinning-smiley-003.gif  grinning-smiley-003.gif Husbands complaint was that it took away from what he loved and that was the sensation using his tongue cause it was past the tongue a bit so I suggested banding it to his finger so he can do both without having to hold the vib part and he enjoys it as well as me much better that way now.
I am currently studying the nervous system make sure you get your REM's in your sleep tonight those are the most crucial part of sleep to keep your brain in tip top order.
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but could you use this as well as you give gave head popc1.gif
diane26
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Mar 12 2006, 09:27 PM)
but could you use this as well as you give gave head popc1.gif
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confused-smiley-013.gif Me probably not I have a hard enough time witht he whole head thing laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif He is looking foward to tuesday maybe I will put it on my finger to see if it feels good on his boys while giving head.
bondiguy
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 12 2006, 05:03 AM)
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Close you eyes and picture this... or grab a pen and paper and sketch the images that come into your head...

A car... travelling at high speed, and the wind thot flows over the top of the car and underneath the car... it almost hugs it, covers it, caresses it.

Sketch the above and see what it looks like 03.gif
diane26
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 12 2006, 10:23 PM)
Close you eyes and picture this... or grab a pen and paper and sketch the images that come into your head...

A car... travelling at high speed, and the wind thot flows over the top of the car and underneath the car... it almost hugs it, covers it, caresses it.

Sketch the above and see what it looks like 03.gif
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The roads must feel a lot differant in aussie world.
bondiguy
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 13 2006, 01:29 AM)
The roads must feel a lot differant in aussie world.
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yeah they are pretty sweet haha

Do u see the picture though?

If you ever dream of driving it is a dream about sex
diane26
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 12 2006, 10:32 PM)
yeah they are pretty sweet haha

Do u see the picture though?

If you ever dream of driving it is a dream about sex
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Just not seeing it man confused-smiley-013.gif
Isaac_Putin
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 13 2006, 01:34 AM)
Just not seeing it man confused-smiley-013.gif
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I think a lot of people associated "power" cars with sex because of the strong roar and vibrations of a powerful V8/V10/V12 engine. Also being enveloped in soft leather seats. Working a stick shift, with its smooth, bulbous head.
diane26
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin @ Mar 12 2006, 10:39 PM)
I think a lot of people associated "power" cars with sex because of the strong roar and vibrations of a powerful V8/V10/V12 engine.  Also being enveloped in soft leather seats.  Working a stick shift, with its smooth, bulbous head.
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LOL maybe it is a guy thing i got the leather seats and done well 110 was all I could do before car was acting funny *that was the car I had up until a month ago* the husband says the new one has more power but anyway I don't know but never associated the two.
bondiguy
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 13 2006, 01:34 AM)
Just not seeing it man confused-smiley-013.gif
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forgive my lack of skill with paint

but here......
diane26
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 12 2006, 10:52 PM)
forgive my lack of skill with paint

but here......
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This is the USof A here


Notice the Birds and Rocks flying at your wiendshield or whatever else the car in front of you is flyhing up at you and our smooth roads. Also we got traffic it aint often you can just breeeze down the road.
bondiguy
haha thank captain whats his name for the state of your roads! haha

That was actually very funny.... but I hope you see my point laughing-smiley-017.gif
diane26
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 12 2006, 11:13 PM)
haha thank captain whats his name for the state of your roads! haha

That was actually very funny.... but I hope you see my point laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I can try to see it and glad I made you laugh that was my intent. Had I been better at paint I would have added the bumper to bumper traffic.
Gnappster
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 13 2006, 12:00 AM)
This is the USof A here
Notice the Birds and Rocks flying at your wiendshield or whatever else the car in front of you is flyhing up at you and our smooth roads. Also we got traffic it aint often you can just breeeze down the road.
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I think Diane's pic has an STD laughing-smiley-017.gif
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 13 2006, 10:17 AM)
I think Diane's pic has an STD  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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It wouldnt be the USA if it didn't nah.gif

Ugh time for class later peeps.
Gnappster
Since we're sharing artwork, here's mine.
Let me walk you through it. This is the door. He goes through that. ... This is the roof.... This happy character here is the sun. He shines down on the house, see?
SKULLZ0MBIE
Any time and any where is the best blowjob location smile.gif
The wildest place I have goten a BJ was at the Baseball park, still watching the game drinkup.gif My date, just wanted to play too 11.gif
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 13 2006, 10:35 AM)
Since we're sharing artwork, here's mine.
Let me walk you through it. This is the door.  He goes through that. ... This is the roof.... This happy character here is the sun.  He shines down on the house, see?
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bondiguy
some of your best work Gnappy
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 14 2006, 04:57 PM)
some of your best work Gnappy
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a thousand thank yous
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 14 2006, 06:59 PM)
a thousand thank yous
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credit where it is due.... i just laugh at how this shit comes to your head!
bigsexylabia
on the wall in front of the beach,in caba san lucas,i was piss drunk on tequila so was she and it was about 2.30 in the afternoon. smilio09.gif
Lynette
Movie theater.
jokermuss
Received, in the driver's seat of car while paying a $2 toll with a $20 bill. What a wonderful woman!
evade20
QUOTE(jokermuss @ May 1 2006, 11:27 AM)
Received, in the driver's seat of car while paying a $2 toll with a $20 bill.  What a wonderful woman!
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Now you're goin to tell me that it was the toll collecter that gave you head in change... laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif

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jokermuss
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 2 2006, 01:47 PM)
Now you're goin to tell me that it was the toll collecter that gave you head in change... laughing-smiley-014.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif

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nah, the he wasn't really my type. But, he did laugh a little. I bet they have seen it all.
evade20
QUOTE(jokermuss @ May 2 2006, 02:16 PM)
nah, the he wasn't really my type.  But, he did laugh a little.  I bet they have seen it all.
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laughing-smiley-017.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif Great reply! and a good story!

I don't know if 'road sex' is the "best" blow job location, but it has happened to me twice and they were both memorable.
jokermuss
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 2 2006, 05:01 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif Great reply! and a good story!

I don't know if 'road sex' is the "best" blow job location, but it has happened to me twice and they were both memorable.
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yeah, I swear my wife picked out our newest vehicle cuz it has a very high center console and eliminates the possibility of "road head"!
Bobaloo
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 2 2006, 05:01 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif Great reply! and a good story!

I don't know if 'road sex' is the "best" blow job location, but it has happened to me twice and they were both memorable.
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Yeah, I would guess that it would be pretty memorable after getting lumps on your head brought about by a steering wheel.
diane26
QUOTE(jokermuss @ May 2 2006, 02:11 PM)
yeah, I swear my wife picked out our newest vehicle cuz it has a very high center console and eliminates the possibility of "road head"!
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Us woman are so smart. Gotta give us that.
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