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bondiguy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 11 2006, 06:58 PM)
yah what a "gamer".  That game sounds rockin'!  Not. 
I don't mind the load in my mouth but i'm not into the racing thing... i'd like to do a little teasin.. smile.gif
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ahhh the art of seduction.....

seduce me hott! 11.gif
hottnes
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Dec 11 2005, 06:46 PM)
wink.gif I've gone down while the friend visits, but only with a plug in place. I've also had sex during that time makes for a very warm and wet experience. Definitely need a shower session afterwards or during also.
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my wife is always hornier at that time so we take it to the shower!
bondiguy
QUOTE(hottnes @ Jan 12 2006, 07:44 PM)
my wife is always hornier at that time so we take it to the shower!
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atleast u keep it clean... in a way
1 Big Al
Got to tell ya I like my steak running down the street. I have red wings a few times over, just add salt and your good to go. Like catsup on your burger.
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Gnappster
QUOTE(1 Big Al @ Feb 10 2006, 11:36 AM)
Got to tell ya I like my steak running down the street. I have red wings a few times over, just add salt and your good to go. Like catsup on your burger.
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bondiguy
I am not sure if that guy is using more metaphors than an English Teachers Staffroom or he doesn't quite get the idea of red wings and the Dolmio grin???
1 Big Al
bondiguy;
OH I know red wings all too well. i have been eating at the Y meany times when its flowin. And when you smile you have clots in your teeth. Always floss after a meal. Thats the whole purpose of strings on tampons.
Kiana
QUOTE(sussed2 @ Dec 19 2005, 12:45 PM)
No freakin' way.  Nuh Uh. Not happening.

My past boyfriends have all wanted to but I just can't ....  *shudder*
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This is exactly what I was gonna post! Just cant go there
Gnappster
QUOTE(1 Big Al @ Feb 15 2006, 02:48 PM)
bondiguy;
OH I know red wings all too well. i have been eating at the Y meany times when its flowin. And when you smile you have clots in your teeth. Always floss after a meal. Thats the whole purpose of strings on tampons.
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if your goal was to make me sick, well, mission acomplished grinning-smiley-003.gif puke1.gif
while we're at it anyone up for a scheiser video?
evade20
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 15 2006, 05:01 PM)
if your goal was to make me sick, well, mission acomplished  grinning-smiley-003.gif   puke1.gif
while we're at it anyone up for a scheiser video?
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Gnappster
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 15 2006, 03:20 PM)
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hmmm, I've seen that cartoon somewhere before
bondiguy
QUOTE(1 Big Al @ Feb 15 2006, 04:48 PM)
bondiguy;
OH I know red wings all too well. i have been eating at the Y meany times when its flowin. And when you smile you have clots in your teeth. Always floss after a meal. Thats the whole purpose of strings on tampons.
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puke1.gif puke1.gif puke1.gif

I'd post but I cant puke1.gif stop puke1.gif throwing up puke1.gif
chi619
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 15 2006, 11:01 PM)
puke1.gif  puke1.gif  puke1.gif

I'd post but I cant puke1.gif stop puke1.gif throwing up puke1.gif
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ROTFL!

That was kinda nasty... I couldn't close my browser fast enough when I read that, lol. *shudder*
bondiguy
WHat ppl do in their own time is their business but all the junk with bits in your teeth.... fuck dude too much puke1.gif
belicked6924
You can smilio09.gif without all of the nasty crap getting in the way. Trust me I've been there done that and have never had the nastiness get out. 2thumbs.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Feb 17 2006, 11:27 PM)
You can smilio09.gif without all of the nasty crap getting in the way. Trust me I've been there done that and have never had the nastiness get out. 2thumbs.gif
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another who wears the dolmio grin
diane26
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 18 2006, 09:56 PM)
another who wears the dolmio grin
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I dont think so cause I think he is meaning she is wearing a tampon;)
belicked6924
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 18 2006, 11:01 PM)
I dont think so cause I think he is meaning she is wearing a tampon;)
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Bingo, never got messy when I've done that just gotta stay up top and not get too anxious.
bondiguy
seems like alot of effort for something that can wait a few days... but whatever floats ur boat
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 18 2006, 10:56 PM)
another who wears the dolmio grin
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same with this guy:
paybarraman
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Im sorry......I just cant think about getting down there till Flo has left the building. I'll send jimmy in with a raincoat, or have the fab 5 fingers stop by, but a bite to eat? No thanks....I'll wait for Flo to depart.
Boobluver2
I earned my redwings years ago. My girlfriend at the time knew she was close to that time, but not sure.............I found out for her!

As she was just starting, it wasn't heavy or anything but very light. Glad I didn't try the next day though! LOL!!

Still, wasn't nearly as bad as I'd always pictured it to be!
bondiguy
I am so pedantic I will not engage in any activity until the painters have left the building
1 Big Al
Another who wears a dolmio grin , check out Ronald McDonald next time your getting a burger there.
evade20
QUOTE(1 Big Al @ Feb 22 2006, 04:59 PM)
Another who wears a dolmio grin , check out Ronald McDonald next time your getting a burger there.
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Didn't he get crusified for that? No that was Bozo...Nevermind!

(Pic below copied from http://www.waylay.com/WildOats/Shroud.html It is a digitized photograph on a painting by Carol Lay called The Shroud of Bozo, 1978, acrylic on canvas. Carol Lay is the author/artist of Way Lay comics. I once tried to buy a print of this picture, but Carol had sold it during her "salad days" and has lost track of the owner so she is unable to make prints of it. The image of the Shroud of Bozo has been removed but it can be seen by clicking on the link. )
evade20
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 22 2006, 05:41 PM)
Didn't he get crusified for that?  No that was Bozo...Nevermind!
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Ronald got busted for wearing the Dolmio grin...
bondiguy
evade.... kinda funny!

Although I think he is just a lipstick wearer!!!


LOL at the fact I have made the term "Dolmio Grin" so popular. What a fucking crack up laughing-smiley-017.gif
evade20
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 23 2006, 01:32 AM)
evade.... kinda funny!

Although I think he is just a lipstick wearer!!!
LOL at the fact I have made the term "Dolmio Grin" so popular. What a fucking crack up laughing-smiley-017.gif
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You mean you think Ronnie's a crossdresser....naaaaw! laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
ontippytoes
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Dec 11 2005, 06:46 PM)
wink.gif I've gone down while the friend visits, but only with a plug in place. I've also had sex during that time makes for a very warm and wet experience. Definitely need a shower session afterwards or during also.
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And the shower session makes it all worth while!!! wink.gif
evade20
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 23 2006, 04:39 AM)
And the shower session makes it all worth while!!! wink.gif
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i love making love in the shower...Auntie Flo or not! laughing-smiley-017.gif smilio09.gif
ontippytoes
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 23 2006, 06:43 AM)
i love making love in the shower...Auntie Flo or not! laughing-smiley-017.gif  smilio09.gif
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What is it about the warm water?!!
evade20
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 23 2006, 06:48 AM)
What is it about the warm water?!!
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Hot and slippery. tongue.gif
Gnappster
i didn't think this thread could get any more disturbing, but I was clearly wrong!

good job! food-smiley-004.gif
diane26
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 23 2006, 01:39 AM)
And the shower session makes it all worth while!!! wink.gif
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You think??? I am just not a fan of shower sex unsure.gif
evade20
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 23 2006, 12:37 PM)
i didn't think this thread could get any more disturbing, but I was clearly wrong!

good job! food-smiley-004.gif
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ph34r.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
evade20
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 23 2006, 02:29 PM)
You think??? I am just not a fan of shower sex confused-smiley-013.gif
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Diane, You mean you've never taken a shower with a man and gotten all soapy and sudsy...then he bends you over and penetrates your hot slippery vagina and grabs your fine full hips.... You've missed something, girl.
evade20
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 23 2006, 07:48 PM)
Diane, You mean you've never taken a shower with a man and gotten all soapy and sudsy...then he bends you over and penetrates your hot slippery vagina and grabs your fine full hips....  You've missed something, girl.
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Did I forget to say, "hOOO-rah! bang2.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif
diane26
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 23 2006, 04:48 PM)
Diane, You mean you've never taken a shower with a man and gotten all soapy and sudsy...then he bends you over and penetrates your hot slippery vagina and grabs your fine full hips....  You've missed something, girl.
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Well if I had never done it than I wouldn't know if I was a fan or not would I?? coz.gif


Anyway yes I have had shower sex many times I just don't think it's all that great. The water creats a bit of a friction and you shouldn't be lubing with soap and reg lube wouldn't work since it is water soluble. But anyway besides the fact that it creats the friction the sperm beads up in the water and it is a pain to clean up after.


Now I have had sex in pool and hot tub and that was fine just a shower I wasnt to fond of.
evade20
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 23 2006, 08:37 PM)
Well if I had never done it than I wouldn't know if I was a fan or not would I??  coz.gif
Anyway yes I have had shower sex many times I just don't think it's all that great. The water creats a bit of a friction and you shouldn't be lubing with soap and reg lube wouldn't work since it is water soluble. But anyway besides the fact that it creats the friction the sperm beads up in the water and it is a pain to clean up after.
Now I have had sex in pool and hot tub and that was fine just a shower I wasnt to fond of.
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Diane, You should try Dr. Broner's Peppermint Castele Soap..."It puts a tingle where you mingle" ( laughing-smiley-017.gif You won't read that on the label... laughing-smiley-017.gif )
evade20
coz.gif Doh...I double a post and screwed up an image. coz.gif
evade20
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 23 2006, 09:00 PM)
Diane, You should try Dr. Broner's  Peppermint Castele Soap..."It puts a tingle where you mingle" ( laughing-smiley-017.gif You won't read that on the label... laughing-smiley-017.gif )
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coz.gif Oh ...Doh! A double post and a censored bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap. laughing-smiley-017.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 23 2006, 12:37 PM)
i didn't think this thread could get any more disturbing, but I was clearly wrong!

good job! food-smiley-004.gif
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I am about to kick it up another level
evade20
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 24 2006, 01:08 AM)
I am about to kick it up another level
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Bondi... The master of one-ups-manship laughing-smiley-017.gif Of course he gets a head start on most of us because he is closer to the international date line. grinning-smiley-003.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 23 2006, 11:08 PM)
I am about to kick it up another level
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the look on that dudes face is priceless and about sums it up perfectly
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 24 2006, 01:43 PM)
the look on that dudes face is priceless and about sums it up perfectly
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haha I think it is definitely one of my favourite attachments tongue.gif
OrcaBill
As a guy I like haveing sex while my girl or who ever I am fucking are ragging it I don't know it is just one of my things I love sex so I don't care
Gnappster
QUOTE(OrcaBill @ Sep 7 2006, 03:29 AM)
As a guy I like haveing sex while my girl or who ever I am fucking are ragging it I don't know it is just one of my things I love sex so I don't care
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If you love periods so much, why don't you try using a few in your posts. nah.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 7 2006, 12:29 PM)
If you love periods so much, why don't you try using a few in your posts.  nah.gif
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Now that was funny. Don't you love when those opportunities come along like that and you're the first to stumble upon them? I sure do.

Reminds me of a really dumb, yet somehow funny song called, "I Love you Period!"

(I originally was going to post this without the use of periods, but then I realized I love periods too. You see, periods mean I didn't get my hot neighbor pregnant.)
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 7 2006, 12:58 PM)
Now that was funny.  Don't you love when those opportunities come along like that and you're the first to stumble upon them?  I sure do.

Reminds me of a really dumb, yet somehow funny song called, "I Love you Period!"

(I originally was going to post this without the use of periods, but then I realized I love periods too.  You see, periods mean I didn't get my hot neighbor pregnant.)
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That was low-brow. Thankfully I'm quite low brow laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(OrcaBill @ Sep 7 2006, 05:29 AM)
As a guy I like haveing sex while my girl or who ever I am fucking are ragging it I don't know it is just one of my things I love sex so I don't care
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 7 2006, 12:29 PM)
If you love periods so much, why don't you try using a few in your posts.  nah.gif
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Also, drop the "e" when adding "ing" grinning-smiley-003.gif

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 7 2006, 03:11 PM)
That was low-brow. Thankfully I'm quite low brow  laughing-smiley-014.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif
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You should see the dirty lymric written on the men's room wall!

All I can say is that thanks for this thread getting revitalised. I do not think I will ever top my attachments in this thread from the dolmio grin to the guy covered in blood... funny, funny shit!
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