ahhh the art of seduction.....

seduce me hott!

my wife is always hornier at that time so we take it to the shower!

atleast u keep it clean... in a way

Got to tell ya I like my steak running down the street. I have red wings a few times over, just add salt and your good to go. Like catsup on your burger.

I am not sure if that guy is using more metaphors than an English Teachers Staffroom or he doesn't quite get the idea of red wings and the Dolmio grin???

bondiguy;
OH I know red wings all too well. i have been eating at the Y meany times when its flowin. And when you smile you have clots in your teeth. Always floss after a meal. Thats the whole purpose of strings on tampons.

This is exactly what I was gonna post! Just cant go there

if your goal was to make me sick, well, mission acomplished
while we're at it anyone up for a scheiser video?

hmmm, I've seen that cartoon somewhere before

I'd post but I cant stop throwing up

ROTFL!

That was kinda nasty... I couldn't close my browser fast enough when I read that, lol. *shudder*

WHat ppl do in their own time is their business but all the junk with bits in your teeth.... fuck dude too much

You can without all of the nasty crap getting in the way. Trust me I've been there done that and have never had the nastiness get out.

another who wears the dolmio grin

I dont think so cause I think he is meaning she is wearing a tampon;)

Bingo, never got messy when I've done that just gotta stay up top and not get too anxious.

seems like alot of effort for something that can wait a few days... but whatever floats ur boat

same with this guy:

Im sorry......I just cant think about getting down there till Flo has left the building. I'll send jimmy in with a raincoat, or have the fab 5 fingers stop by, but a bite to eat? No thanks....I'll wait for Flo to depart.

I earned my redwings years ago. My girlfriend at the time knew she was close to that time, but not sure.............I found out for her!

As she was just starting, it wasn't heavy or anything but very light. Glad I didn't try the next day though! LOL!!

Still, wasn't nearly as bad as I'd always pictured it to be!

I am so pedantic I will not engage in any activity until the painters have left the building

Another who wears a dolmio grin , check out Ronald McDonald next time your getting a burger there.

Didn't he get crusified for that? No that was Bozo...Nevermind!

(Pic below copied from http://www.waylay.com/WildOats/Shroud.html It is a digitized photograph on a painting by Carol Lay called The Shroud of Bozo, 1978, acrylic on canvas. Carol Lay is the author/artist of Way Lay comics. I once tried to buy a print of this picture, but Carol had sold it during her "salad days" and has lost track of the owner so she is unable to make prints of it. The image of the Shroud of Bozo has been removed but it can be seen by clicking on the link. )

Ronald got busted for wearing the Dolmio grin...

evade.... kinda funny!

Although I think he is just a lipstick wearer!!!


LOL at the fact I have made the term "Dolmio Grin" so popular. What a fucking crack up

You mean you think Ronnie's a crossdresser....naaaaw!

And the shower session makes it all worth while!!!

i love making love in the shower...Auntie Flo or not!

What is it about the warm water?!!

Hot and slippery.

i didn't think this thread could get any more disturbing, but I was clearly wrong!

good job!

You think??? I am just not a fan of shower sex

Diane, You mean you've never taken a shower with a man and gotten all soapy and sudsy...then he bends you over and penetrates your hot slippery vagina and grabs your fine full hips.... You've missed something, girl.

Did I forget to say, "hOOO-rah!

Well if I had never done it than I wouldn't know if I was a fan or not would I??


Anyway yes I have had shower sex many times I just don't think it's all that great. The water creats a bit of a friction and you shouldn't be lubing with soap and reg lube wouldn't work since it is water soluble. But anyway besides the fact that it creats the friction the sperm beads up in the water and it is a pain to clean up after.


Now I have had sex in pool and hot tub and that was fine just a shower I wasnt to fond of.

Diane, You should try Dr. Broner's Peppermint Castele Soap..."It puts a tingle where you mingle" ( You won't read that on the label... )

Doh...I double a post and screwed up an image.

Oh ...Doh! A double post and a censored bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap.

I am about to kick it up another level

Bondi... The master of one-ups-manship Of course he gets a head start on most of us because he is closer to the international date line.

the look on that dudes face is priceless and about sums it up perfectly

haha I think it is definitely one of my favourite attachments

As a guy I like haveing sex while my girl or who ever I am fucking are ragging it I don't know it is just one of my things I love sex so I don't care

If you love periods so much, why don't you try using a few in your posts.

Now that was funny. Don't you love when those opportunities come along like that and you're the first to stumble upon them? I sure do.

Reminds me of a really dumb, yet somehow funny song called, "I Love you Period!"

(I originally was going to post this without the use of periods, but then I realized I love periods too. You see, periods mean I didn't get my hot neighbor pregnant.)

That was low-brow. Thankfully I'm quite low brow

Also, drop the "e" when adding "ing"



You should see the dirty lymric written on the men's room wall!

All I can say is that thanks for this thread getting revitalised. I do not think I will ever top my attachments in this thread from the dolmio grin to the guy covered in blood... funny, funny shit!