Sad what the hell for you are hot as hell lady



And I know Foxy thinks so too







And yes we all like to look AT her (IN PERSON , on a camping trip)she is also a very
stunning lady

Holy shit, my nightmare is unscrewing (pun unintended) my cock and leaving it in somewhere (a hot dog stand, oh god!). I've actually had that nightmare TWICE, yikes. But, the thought that a nice, young woman would pick it up and put it to good use, well I never thought about that.

When that song came out, Detachable Penis, by King Missile (how appropriate) I almost died. I think most guys have either fantasized or had nightmares about a detachable penis. When I'm running or rock-climbing I would LOVE to be able to leave that bad boy on the dresser, but sure enough that would be the night that Kate Winslet wanted my body. <grin>

I've dreamed of my own pair of tits to hang on the wall, stopping once in a while for a quick squeeze or nibble... and uh... more "industrial" uses. Ah-hem. The idea of a detachable vagina though, that's kinda scary. Those babies need a whole lot of maintenance, and I just don't have the equipment or the expertise to keep it clean and fresh as a daisy. Hats off to you ladies on that account, the first yeast infection it got and I'd be running down the street screaming for a medic and crying like a little girl.

Still, if I did have a detachable penis, I'd be glad to lend it out - to the right woman of course. I've been on the receiving end of some girls who thought my balls were stamped "Wilson" and ready for volleyball practice. Ouch. So I need some real assurances and probably something in writing guaranteeing it came back in one piece, and that it came in one (or two) piece(s) as well. Hehe. Maybe I could even charge rent, I mean, I'm no John Holmes but it gets the job done. The best deal would be to work it out in trade, my cock for your tits. But hell, if we come to that kind of agreement, why wouldn't we just keep our own bits in place and do it the old-fashioned way. I suppose that would be the ultimate solution to a bag over the head. Anyway, a dream or a nightmare I'm glad my Johnson is permanently attached, even it he still embarrasses me occasionally by standing at attention at exactly the wrong time or keeping me from sliding over to the next hand hold. We're stuck with each other until death or Lorena Bobbitt, and I like it that way.

Dude dont take this the wrong way but you gotta shorten your posts... many ppl here (myself included) have the attention span of a 6yr old with ADHD and we just wont be reading those continued long posts... just a friendly word of warning

Oh I'm well aware that this is Short Attention Span territory, and I'll post shorter stuff as well, but I'm verbose and that is just that. Some guys like big nipples, some don't, but they ain't changing fer nothin'. It's just who I am, and I'm not offended if people just skim on down. The ones that read it and like it, those are the ones I'm interested in, but if you aren't, you're still cool with me.

Isn't that just

C:\ posttopic /verbose ?

and if so cant we just leave off the /verbose switch?

well there you go!
you tell them

Why yes it is

Awww thanks Blondie, you making me blush

I bet see could make a lot of people blush

hi sexy, so what du u mena hun? r u turned knowing there is someone else behind?

I would sure like to try to make you two blush

My wife has no idea and she'd probably freak if she did know. She's a great woman and I love her to death...but let's jsut say the sex life is a bit "slow" and drab for me...so this is my release. I find here what I do not get at home and I've had some smoking hot conversations wth a few RMM'ers too which has helped "ease the tension".

I look at it this way....I don't cheat on my wife...I come here for what I am missing and if there's a little innocent "sex talk" amongt us and I feel the urge to get myself off to get what I am after...so be it...no one gets hurt

I bet many men have similar stories to tell

You'd taste like a good bottle of blush too I'm sure.....I'd savor the flavor

Yeah foxy wants me

I would like that as well,but only if foxy gets to play to

I said you two



I would never dream of leaving Foxy out
she is who I really want to play with (strap on ready foxy)

Foxy ain't the only one, Hun.

Actually, I think that MichealDavid & Lynette ought to "GET A ROOM" and verbalize the shit out of each other. Cutie Pie can referee....if she choses....

I'm told I play well with others (strap on is packed and ready)

you dont even have to play nice. I like it rough



Well I guess not when it come to another women

I play WELL not nice

Rough?......then rough it is

Oh goody

my girlfriend doesnt no but im trying to get her to come onto the idea so hopfully she will be posting as soon as possible!!

Posting her tits?

Bo your mny kinda girl. I'd get off thinking of hubby with the babysitter too! Almost any woman for that matter so ladies get in line. Show your support and give me my wank off material. If enough of you participate It should do me for a whole year. Hell the last time he was with a girl was two years ago and I still get off to it. Heck I got off to it yesterday and maybe this afternon.

*falls on floor*

Can I pay my bills that way too?

[quote=foxy lady,Jun 27 2006, 09:49 PM]
Oh I'll be so glad to see you both !!
"shhh nat they'll know you're here"

Sorry, the thouhgt of more girls joining us got me whimpering.

[quote=natalie,Jul 13 2006, 02:46 PM]
[quote=foxy lady,Jun 27 2006, 09:49 PM]
Oh I'll be so glad to see you both !!
"shhh nat they'll know you're here"

Sorry, the thouhgt of more girls joining us got me whimpering.

[/quote]


We could always make it an orgy

Yes. like everything, take it or leave it.

How many of you lovely lady's out there post ur pics and ur hubby ha no idea?

this topic has already been created.
I'll merge this with the old thread.

fuck i was wondering why this thread rose from the dead like a George A Romero movie......

Pay with the obscure references. I was pretty sure I knew who George A Romero was but still had to look it up....I was right.

My hubby "Klfmumu" found RMM and showed it to me there was no hiding it from me or sneaking around in fact he told me to join.
We both come on here now and enjoy it we both take great pleasure in looking at the boobs and posting pics of me.
I even talked him into posting pic's of himself in "Cocks of RMM" and he was as "Cool as a cucumber" about me looking at the "Cocks of RMM".

It's only my opinion but if you have to sneak on here and you’re afraid of you wife/partner catching you then you should have a look at you relationship or start wearing the trousers in your house good god it's only a bit of fun.
If your posting pic's of your wife/partner without them knowing about it then that’s a different story and just sad, Think about it guys if they let you take pic's of them I guess you would only have to ask them and they would be all for you posting them as we woman do love a bit of flirtation and many a complement has got a man into a woman’s knickers “Now don’t all go overboard showering me with complements and flirting with me as I don’t wear knickers” lol

If you don't agree with me thats fine you can me for being wrong.

Jules4u

So can I take pics of you and post them here ????

You will need one big camera to take pic's of me from america, but if it's big enough "The camera that is" i'm sure we could sort something out lol

well with you around allot of things get big ... i mean the camera that is .

exactly what beautiful Boanna said

Way to QUote a Great member

No she'd kill me. But damn i love titties what can I say!

BAHHAHAHHAH Hell no. I'd die.

he knows...he gets pissy every so often, so i back off...but he's pretty cool about it overall.

I am single...so its no big deal......

That makes me think... tell me when your 360 gets repaired

mine knows and she gets a bit grumpy at times ,but for the most part she knows i love boobies so its all good !!!

Well Bandit maybe you, Chickie and i should hook up

DP anyone??? too bad bandit is all in love and shit...we need a new choice, babe!

How about jsut you and me then?