How do you like to do it, who do you like to do it with, what do you do during and after, how often do you do it, and how does it feel?

If she has to legs and i can donkeypunch her then.. i can make a nite of it!

Psh, whats that, ive been on bread and water so long ive forgotten...

how do you have sex with bread and water exactly.... no.... no no .. don't answer that!

Means I haven't had sex in ages man, LOL.

Well shit fix that!! its not healthy man!~

Tell me something I don't know Puppet.. I hate being picky about my partners....

I use the enie meenie minny moe method!!... its worked well this far!@

bad thing about being single is not having sex on a regular basis.

bad thing about being hitched is not having sex on a regular basis.

guess you got me there.

Just where exactly would you like to be got??

hehe, what are you offering?

Oh.. a little of this followed by some of this then move on to some of this followed by and finish off with

How's that sound?

sounds like the start to a good night.

Yay, I might be able to talk about sex again and have it apply to me. Got me a new girlfriend as of last night *cha-ching!*

hahah go mez go.... bang here good and tell her it was all done in the name of puppet!!.. or that what i would do at least!!

if he does that, he probably won't be talking about sex again lol

Lol. Id bang her in the name of rate my melons. Trying to get her to post, Best tits ive ever had mouth, hand, or dick on I can assure you of that!

not true wot they say bout bein hitched I do it on a daily basis!

Some of us are just more fortunate than others......

We aren't all married to good game giving women like you sweets.......

I think my dick has forgotten what a pussy looks like..................

surely not!........ you have been tuning into the threads then ha..........i cant believe that pay

Tis Sad but true..............primary reason I'm on these boards soooo much.......

if i could conjure a magic trick......

My penis would once again be happy as he is reunited with his long lost pussy........



You'd think I could get a bit more with my Matthew McConaghy looks.....

have you got the same accent?

I may look like Matthew, but I sound more like Rocky Balboa.........

I'm from Philadelphia, we have our own sound.......

who the hell is rocky?

You know......


"Yo Adrian!!!! I did it!!!"

Sylvester Stallone movie from say 1976, underdog boxer gets shot at the title........filmed in Philadelphia.......

yo Adrian

Yo Allmebaby!!!

oh ok it was the balboa bit that confused me ha ha cool nice and deep then ha

Remember, Juicy's from England.....

yo, Adrian!

what wrong with England? .......

Nothing.....just that Rocky may have been a bit more relevent here in the states than england thats all lovey

nuttin honey

stallone, fab body just need to chop the head ha

sorry juicy but england is not as good as scotland

You so sexy.......

had chance going to scotland last week for G8

Hey guy, you've got like 2 posts....so be nice......

would have loved to see live 8

quickie

I think she meant the G8 Summit.......

you protectin me pay?

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew it!!!!!!!!!


I literally jumped in my chair and gasped out loud..........