Are you afraid of cheating on Gnappy?

I think my fiancee wouldn't like that.... so I'll leave him all for you. You have been bugging me about him for a while

Circle jerk? Ugh that's sick to. I've heard of it before..i i think my neighbors were caught up in some jerking ring of some sorts. Honestly i think a group of guys wacking off together is really terribly frightening. Do guys really sit and watch porn together and then go do that, or do they get turned on watching each other wack it that they get so turned on they ready-aim-fire on one another? Whatever the case may be i will refrain from imagining Bondi or Gnappy doing that... now puppet and Jrock, i can see them two workin it!

haha.... hott:

I have never and will never watch porn or "whack it" infront of another male. I think it is very disturbing and sick and its borderline homo beahviour.

The closest thing I have done was being involved in a spit roast.... and no I wasnt in the middle!

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awwww that is cute! You are quite the "real time" chick D! Was he cute?

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I demand to see the pic. lol

Real time???

Hey, don't forget that I read these threads. I guess turnabout is fair play though. I mean, here I go around rating the RMM ladies and writing comments all over the place...I can handle a couple of comments. Diane26 has a very active imagination. I think that she was disappointed that I was apparently not some kind of psycho - but rather a beyond-middle-aged librarian of a guy who only glared at her clothed boobs a couple of times. I actually thought of renting a van and at least fantasized about
doing her in it. We could have met on a Washington State ferry - huh, Diane - and just hung out in the van. In reality Diane and I did spend quite a bit of time comparing notes on you guys, as if you were all actors in a soap opera. There are some genuine characters who post here.

I think that is because it is more believable that puppet and jrock would be involved in a circle jerk. They're into that sort of thing I hear.

I want to meet ALL the ladies of RMM.......

But sadly I will prolly never have the glorious luck of meeting any of them.....

EVEN THOUGH I would be more than capable of keeping my willy in my pants and my eyes on hers.....

I'm along the same lines of Somfan...slightly approaching middle aged guy who appreciates the finer breasts in life.....






as for circle jerks and watchin pron with other guys......NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!

I stopped looking at boobs with other guys when i grew balls big enough to buy my porn mags myself.....

I don't know where you shop, but where I go they just ask to see your ID.

which is a problem when you're 12 but not soo much when you're 14

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Haven't met anyone from rmm but I'll find you!!hahahahahahha

Damn, I'm Alberta Bound for sure.

and belicked was the pivot man!



haha Gnappy... one of ur best

I resent that accusation. I barely got to know Jrock before he left.

I guess meeting someone from rmm would be cool if it was for some kind of freaky wild sex but I would think it would be kind of weird to sit with one of the beauties from this site at a Starbucks and talk about the weather.this is just my opinion of course.

haha, that's what they all say

I don't think we talked about the weather

I wish I could meet someone. I haven't had sex in almost 2 months and I'm going a little CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!

I am half the world away but I am volunteering my services

Only I could reach from that distance

Did every guy in Connecticut turn gay? what the hell is wrong in that state that nobody will help you out?

LOL There do seem to be a lot of gay guys here. Seriously though, it's partly my fault. I'm really shy so I don't really try to go out and pick up guys. I'm also not one to go to a bar and leave with some unknown guy. That can be kinda scary for a girl.

Very true! So sorry to hear about your dry spell. Hope you at least have some toys to take the edge off the crazy!

I've tried but it's just isn't working the same as a guy doing it.

Well of course not darling but we do what we must!

Maybe your Big Dogs are scaring them off?

You havent had sex in almost 2 months and your going a little crazy.....


I havent had sex in almost a year......


Well, I think I know why I'm the way I am.....



Soo....Philly's only about 4 hours south of CT.....watcha think....wanna help each other out baby?

***SLAP!!!! BAD PAYBARRAMAN!!!!!! You get half a point for effort only cause you seem to be relentless. BUT SERIOUSLY GIVE UP!!!!***

you may be on to something

OH my, a year? I guess I should shut my mouth!
Philly, my mom lives about 30 minutes outside of philly! Now you've got me thinking.

I like dogs

See.......my mystical charms are already having their effect.......




either that or you've started happy hour a bit early... DOH!!!!!


30 minutes huh?....Hmmmmm

just remember the rules... no one meets any girls till they come here for a melons inspection first, PM me to make your appointments

Does that not make u a virgin again?

I read if u don't "do it" for over a year you technically make yourself a virgin again..... or some shit like that

Look slik u have the 40yr old virgin covered PAY!

Virgins are over rated!

ouch pay.... stike Natalie off ur list dude

Two months! That's like sixty nights of hot, steamy sex that will never be recovered. It's time to put an end to the drought. The guys in Conn must be blind, insecure or just plain dumb to pass-up a chance with you. I'd think you'd get hit on all the time. They must be using the wrong bait.

Well I have only been with my husband sexually when it comes to guys.......does that make me some kind of technical virgin????

It probably makes you a woman with a active imagination. You've got to at least wonder..........

not at all!

What I said above I read in a magazine. I think it has more to do with ladies and more about it'll feel like you are a virgin when u finally get to do it after such a long drought. i.e the tightness of it all etc

I just adapted it to fit the situation

I hear you there girl, All my ex;s that I would normally recycle all went and got themselves in long term relationships I guess that is bound to happen when I been off the market for 8 years.

A magazine? Sure you didn't hear it on Oprah? A technical virgin is like being a little bit pregnant, it's all or nothing. What if they're using a vibrator or dildo, would they still qualify? I should write to Dr Phil, see what he thinks.

Are you providing the AirFare for said inspection

Dude cut me some slack I was probably high or drunk..... or both!

I dont remember the semantics of it all but google that shit and you'll see im right

"i wasn't asleeep, i was drunk!"

does that work for anal sex too?
it's been 364 days

not too sure.... why dont u just get jrock to fuck u again so the seal doesnt tighten up