So, folks, do I go to the local watering hole and cause trouble or do I behave as a good girl and stay home?

Tell us which watering hole and we'll all join you.

OMG! I wish!

It'll take a while to get to you, but I'm up for some fun, oops trouble!!

And what are you wearing this water hole

Just jeans and some top.

Going tonight. Friends that have a band are playing there. WHOOHOO!! Look out California...

*looks out his window...hoping to catch a glimpse of the debachery*

Don't worry, you won't be able to miss it. I'm in fine form today!!

While I don't doubt that for one millisecond, I'm still gonna need visual proof.

For the, um, files of course.

Files....of course!! Completely understandable.

and ill be needed duplicates for er, backup purposes, its a new government policy in case the originals get lost or destroyed (shifty eyes not a glare)

Uh huh, I see. Too bad I don't have any pics from last New Year's Eve. I was dancing on the pool table.

yes, yes it is, sure that was a site to behold

There's always this year...

oh really? jan 1st ill be here waiting or asleep in some strange place and not sure how i got there or how to get home, depending how good a night it is i suppose

I've sooo been there. Tonight may be one of those nights.

Yeah thinking the same thing, thought id have a couple of beers here before i go out, keep it a cheap night, but havent eaten yet and feeling pretty drunk, wouldnt be too bad but gotta work tomorrow

Damn work always seems to get in the way.

yeah but no management on saturdays so can stink like a tramps taint and not worry about it, just arranged a lift for the morning too so dont need to worry about not being able to drive, its all coming together nicely

Damn! You're organized. Good thinking! Can I come party with you?

hell yeah you can, but now you know my secret about sneaking in the phrase 'turd curler' into a sentence without getting caught you might laugh and give me away

Nah, I won't give you away. I can put on a good poker face.

well in that case sure thing, ill be leaving in a bnout 10 mins seeya down the pub

Well we expect pics of this night posted in your 411 post haste!!!!

I'll do my best. Still no cam...hubby has it and he's gone.

Called a friend. Told her to bring her camera tonight.

oh looking forward to those pics..... if not just tell us what you did...!

Sure will!

OK, I've had my Makers and Coke, have my tight, low-cut top on, and ready to stir up trouble!! It's cold so that means nipply!!! c-ya!

Sorry folks...no pics from Friday night. Instead of partying at the bar, I spent the night in the ER. I was attacked by a dog who bit my face. I have 50 stitches.

Holy crap! really sorry to hear that, i cant even imagine 50 stitches. Hope that all things considered your doing ok though.

Ouch! Damn that sucks, hon. Sorry to hear about that, but I'm glad you're ok or at least well enough to talk about it. Take care of yourself and keep us up-to-date on your progress.

that sucks ( ) i hope all turns out well.

Thanks everyone. It completely sucks! I'm healing well.

WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

Really pleased to hear your healing well, pleased to hear from you at all actually, was a bit worried about ya, but good to head your doing well

That's what I'm still saying!! Animals love me but this one apparently didn't. Sucks!!

hahaha for those who know puppet we all know drinking + puppet = havoc.. now throw a bar in there and we are headed to chaos!

I'd better stay away from Puppet then. Me + bar = too much of a good time!

Is there such a thing as too much of a good time.

I don't think so but some people tell me there is.

If your in handcuffs by the end of the nite.. then you know you've had to much fun!

According to Puppet's definition, I've come really close to too much of a good time. Now I have something to strive for!

Let me just say when you wake up in jail with the rest of the people that had to much fun.. and let me tell you.. most of them lack the hygene of most natural humans.. you go completely opposite of what fun is into a whole new realm... :\ Best to stay on the fringe

OK, staying on the fringe...might be lunatic fringe, though.

great thing about the fringe is that its a large grey area thats undefined

Good thing. Gives me a wide berth.

ack isn't there a better word than BERTH... ReAD my Lips no baBies for PUPPET!@

depends on the situation...

i've definitely ended a night in handcuffs but my g/f had them on me and was riding me like crazy