yea but that doesn't involve a cell and 50 other guys.... . or at least i hope not!!!

nope... thank god!...

I know, I know. Couldn't think of another word. No babies for me either!!!!!

hahah good girl

Going to the bar tonight. Won't be able to get into too much trouble 'cuz hubby will be with me. Cross your fingers that another fucking dog won't attack me.

good luck... we are going out to.. haha hope i don't end up in cuffs for me !

Go make trouble that is always a hoot.

Where the fuck did this thread come from???

From the depths of the crevises known as cleavage heaven.



well it sounded good at the time.

You know once I did some acid and I was halluecinating that I could see and talk to that monkey!

Now if that isn't taking things off track i don't know what is

I was bored.

I AM bored.

To Go To The Bar And Create Havoc Or Not? In your green lace top the the bar would suddenly become quiet.

Im always for going to the bar

did he look anything like this?

So what was the outcome of this Tippy??

there IS a bored thread

In the wee hours of EST (US time) yesterday it was Tippy gets drumk thread...she was fun but I'll bet she has a hang-over.

I will never forget that night. I went to the bar and ended up in the ER as a dog bit my face. No, I'm not kidding. It sucks!

Elaborate more please.

My hubby was in Florida on business. I went to the local bar here as I often do. I was hanging out, drinking, having a good time. I went to a friend's house and his roommate's dog attacked me and bit my face. I didn't realize how bad it was until my friend picked me off the ground and took me to the ER. A plastic surgeon stitched me up and I'm doing fine now. I got 50 stitches!! I may need additional surgery, but I don't know yet.

Ouch, that's 1 dog that deserves to get it's butt beat.

Yeah, but I like dogs so much that I don't want anything to happen to the dog.

I wouldn't want anything to happen to the dog, just punished for the 1 incident.

Punished how?

Sure by now it's too late, but nothing more than if he were being punished for say chewing up something of relatively no value, but he did attack your face (which I'm sure holds a tremendous value : ) I didn't mean that he should be put to sleep or anything that drastic.

Eh, well... what's done is done.

So true, hope that you are ok, that's the important thing

I'd go and bite the dog's face and see how he likes it.

If he liked it would you get down with him doggystyle?

WOW I bet that was scary as shit. Glad you are OK though and made it out OK has the dog every attacked anyone else??

no! that's sick




i'd just smear peanut butter on my genitalia and let him lick it off.

LOL, you guys are just hiding your enthusiasm. You're probably off to find a stray dog as I post.

Shhh, you weren't supposed to let anybody know about that.

Is the PB going on you??? If so I am there

if all goes according to plan, yes. what brand do u prefer?

Guinness

As long as it is smooth and creamy I don't care:D

Well you're smooth and we can make it creamy

Guinness peanut butter.

This will put a tingle where you mingle, but I doubt if Gnappy would approve.