why, have u run out of ideas?

do u want my ideal date from 20 years ago, or one from now?

20 years ago....take me out for lobster, then lets go 4 wheelin in the dark with the radio blastin...like to some def leppard or ted nugent or zombie, all the while u are complimenting me!

now.....take me out for lobster, then lets go 4 wheelin in the dark with the radio blastin...like to some disturbed or tool, show me some dick, all the while u are complimenting me!

in an unrelated train of thought: Bo, wanna go for seafood on my new Polaris King Quad? 

You can take her here!
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I'll save you two a table... just send bo in whilie you park the quad

Some of my ideas for dates  is not to kill them till the end of the date... 
Or at least end the date near a body of water

the frying dutchman? I'm a little more high stroll than that.
I'm sure this place serves lobster (don't order the fugu though!)

why, have u run out of ideas?

do u want my ideal date from 20 years ago, or one from now?

20 years ago....take me out for lobster, then lets go 4 wheelin in the dark with the radio blastin...like to some def leppard or ted nugent or zombie, all the while u are complimenting me!

now.....take me out for lobster, then lets go 4 wheelin in the dark with the radio blastin...like to some disturbed or tool, show me some dick, all the while u are complimenting me!

perfect date , usually with a couple other couples our age , out for steak , drink some  beer , wifes drink  Bacardi Raz ,  we stay at the eat joint till we have had a few , stop at the video  store  pick up a couple good porns  go back to one of our houses pop in the videos  and watch the women squirm ..

Got tickets for def leapard for  oct.27 , just purchased new polaris ranger  4x4 , need to get the lobster , and pick Bo up ..

And is your baby-sitter waiting for you at your house???

Not so much a date idea but an opportunity, not that I expect any serious responses, but at least fun to contemplate what the evening might be like this November.

Picture it a - formal military banquet (tux and tail kind of thing) - me the dashing young officer in my full military dress (tuxedo) escorting you in your best revealing formal gown and the topic of all the gentlemen's conversations.  An evening of conversation, dancing, and ...

Almost sounds like a fairytale by my description.  If you need a pic of me to help the fantasy send a PM.  I have been told the "looks decent wagon didnt pass me by."

in an unrelated train of thought: Bo, wanna go for seafood on my new Polaris King Quad? 

... and the conceited canoe and stuck-up ship did'nt miss your port of call either...  

unrelated?  sex and riding quads are very much related! u know, sunshine and a breeze on your face, legs spread around a nice padded seat (provided by polaris of course)....forget the seafood. we'll eat later.  

when im hungry, im hungry.  when im horny, im......breathing! HAHA

i Do have a date idea...
this is something we do at my house.  Once a month we plan a mystery date.  If i am the planner i decide what we are doing..i pay, i drive and i have to go out of my way to find something we may have never done together.  Then..i tell him the actual date.  I don't give him details except what to wear and how long to expect to be away from home.    Just a thought. 
We also have a fantasy jar but........ we'll let that one go for another thread. 
Hi all! 

well we can forget the lobster. throw something in the cooler and lets go!

and i thought i was the only one who dug up stuff like this! 

THAT should be your sig....or your bumper sticker haha

i Do have a date idea...
this is something we do at my house.  Once a month we plan a mystery date.  If i am the planner i decide what we are doing..i pay, i drive and i have to go out of my way to find something we may have never done together.  Then..i tell him the actual date.  I don't give him details except what to wear and how long to expect to be away from home.    Just a thought. 
We also have a fantasy jar but........ we'll let that one go for another thread. 
Hi all! 

i Do have a date idea...
this is something we do at my house.  Once a month we plan a mystery date.  If i am the planner i decide what we are doing..i pay, i drive and i have to go out of my way to find something we may have never done together.  Then..i tell him the actual date.  I don't give him details except what to wear and how long to expect to be away from home.    Just a thought. 
We also have a fantasy jar but........ we'll let that one go for another thread. 
Hi all! 

unrelated?  sex and riding quads are very much related! u know, sunshine and a breeze on your face, legs spread around a nice padded seat (provided by polaris of course)....forget the seafood. we'll eat later.  

when im hungry, im hungry.  when im horny, im......breathing!  HAHA

Ya know, and this may sound weird, I took a girl to an indoor rifle range. She got a little class from me on how to shoot a handgun, no pun you guys  , and she really had a good time. She'd been having a bad week at work and I didn't tell her where we were going or what we were doing until we pulled up to the place. The after that we just went and sat down at this Greek place to eat and talked for a while. Sorry no sex  .

were the ones that should say sorry  , pistol rounds are expensive  , and then a meal on top of that   and no sex ,   so sorry  !!!!!! 

were the ones that should say sorry  , pistol rounds are expensive  , and then a meal on top of that   and no sex ,   so sorry  !!!!!! 

Yeah... I have paid less for hookers!!!

hahahaha

me too, but they still wouldn't have sex with me

hahahaha

me too, but they still wouldn't have sex with me

I once met a hooker who was so hungry she blew me for free just so she could have something warm in her stomach.

Damn
heard that one before.... and in other hooker references...

"Ahhh $300. The question is to get one $300 hooker, or 300 $1 hookers

Damn
heard that one before.... and in other hooker references...

"Ahhh $300. The question is to get one $300 hooker, or 300 $1 hookers

the answer of course is 300 $1 hookers. It's all about quantity.

I have been on a date to shoot guns before and loved it! 

i'm lovely.  No shotting prematurely.  I did wear eye and ear protection though.  It's gotten in my eyes a few times.  That stings really bad. 
i once thought i had pink eye but then figured out what had happened. 

but this if off topic, we were talking about guns.............