it's probably cuz guys like me ask them out and they think, "I'd rather be single"

You guys are way to hard on yourselves! (no pun intended with that hard comment)

I'm dating someone right now actually

that lucky sonofabtitch!

Tell your new boy I want a word with him haha

He will never compare to you or any of the boys at RMM though, Bondi!!!!

Despite the sweetness of your comments and the amount you have just inflated my ego... it is still that lucky dude that will taste from the sussed pool of heaven, given he plays his cards right! haha

In all seriousness well done to him and you and I hope you're having a blast

Crash investigation pays my bills.

I'm a news photographer (read: cameraman) but 'photographer' is the PC term I guess because there are quite a few female photogs as well.

The pay is alright, but that doesn't matter cause I love my job. I get to be all over the place and in the middle of everything. Kinda like when I'm having sex!

Anywho...I've ALWAYS got a camera handy.

I own a real estate development company. Currently building homes in Fort Myers, FL.

Prior to owning my own company, I worked for a very large Electronic Conglomerate where I was the VP for Latin America. The constant travel got old so I got out and started my own thing.

I slang dick on the corner to support my crack habit... and when im not doing that I suppose I do network administration and website design, some photography, some mechanicing, semi pro paintball (yes get paid to do that)....

ummmmm try to acquire sugar mommas in the off ours... I was hoping I could just Eat and fuck sussed brains out all day and she would keep me locked in her bedroom.. i can see that as being a productive living!

I'm a cashier at a sporting goods store...and I know nothing about sports! hehehe, it was a job and I needed one, plus I love customer service type jobs...I love people! It's not as cool of a job as everyone else seems to have... though.

Jobs are jobs.. unless your hugh hefner.. then its pleasure

I would be happy just going to the interview for that line of work

Sooo, I guess this has to be my favorite thread so far because I need advice and help!

Been outta college for a few years, social science major, been traveling and doing community service (kind of a professional volunteer of sorts...yes, i did get paid...if you can call it that since one year i was getting dimes and nickles and hour...)

Now i'm gainfully unemployed (since late july), or free-spirited, or I am a personal career exploration specialist and i have one client (me ...it's actually not funny one bit)

I'm applying to graduate school right now...kind of nervous about going back but not really sure what else to do since i can't seem to get hired. The local restaurants won't even call me back!

Have any of you ever been stuck in a jobless hell like me, questioning your skills, education and value as a person? What did you do to calm your nerves in those dark hours?

I'm on it, Doc!!!






I torture premature newborn infants by gagging them and sticking needles in their arms and legs.

And in my spare time at work, I play with boobies.

i'm a cashier at a store. i do like my job!!!!!!!!!!!1

Take xanax

i prefer a big ass bottle of Crown Royal
but refrain before a job interview

You gonna share that crown???

I'm all about the sharing .


I used to wear the purple bags it comes in as slippers.
I refer to that time period as the shoulda been in AA years.

Yeah, I've tried to drown unemployment with several bottles of wine, jack, gin, and cheap beer (not all at the same time...not yet, at least )

Anyone have any recommendations for places to look for employment other than craigslist, idealist, careerbuilder, monster, strip malls (although a strip club is an idea... ) and university alumni website?

weird, I just hijacked my own thread

answer in 411..i think.

quickreply...physical education teacher...certified k-12. A wonderful job!

I bet every guy looks forward to PE every day at the school Hot works at.

I am a newsphotographer and I absolutley love my job. I get to go all over the place and be in the middle of everything...just like when I'm having sex!

damn, i'm jealous...in my spare time at work I only get to LOOK at boobies and play with myself

I model and am finishing a biochem degree and am overseeing startup on a new porn site!

Lotsa fun!

i work for an aoutomotive assembly company and get to take some of them home ...........nice cars

I work in a sex shop, got access to lots to toys!!

I farm for myself and have a custom work business. I do other peoples farming and they pay me for it, and also do farm chemical and seed sales. Nothing like getting paid to play in the dirt

I do systems software on larg mainframe computer systems.

I also invented Post-its...

"I didn't know Romy and Michelle were on this site"

Mountain I wish I could be some help. I investigate motor vehicle collisions. While I do really enjoy the science behind it, not everyone has the stomache for such work.

As you may have guessed I am not a career counselor...but "I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night." (ha ha

I guess I am a whore/Nanni/Maid

i am in property developement,and i am working on a building that will have a door big enough for penelope to walk through sideways!! just a joke the second part penelope or is it ???????????????????

I think you may be a few short mate

Hey I'm used to them entering rooms minutes before me, so it would make a nice change!!!!
By the way, me and the hubby are property developers ourselves, although we started out as just builders! I'm a brilliant labourer, and GREAT at laying bricks!!

Need anyone to lay some pipe?

Nah, plumbers are hopeless, nothing one minute, and then all of a sudden WHOOOOSH!

Have you heard of plumber sex?!?

Its where you both stay in all day and no-one cums!!!!
(sorry, its the hubbys joke)

i work selling car insurance its shit. pays the mortgage but not the best job in the world.

It's funny because it's true!!! It is far easier to do you own plumbing than wait for a union plumber.

Oh wait this board is about sex, not tradespersons.

I'm pretty good at laying tile.

Nice! Always found tiles a bit 'cold' myself, a nice sheepskin rug, or shagpile carpets GOOOOOOOOOD!

I still sell alcohol

The following is a public service announcement.
Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.

Mmmmm... beer...

I work in Tech support for an IT reseller. It pays the bills but my god the job SUCKS!

I thought that it was your gay adventures that caused your rectum cancer.

haha

correct me if I am wrong but that is from the April Fools Day episode???

Lou: Thats the Simpson place
Wiggum: Forget it... it's 2 blocks away
Lou: I think I see beer coming from the Chimney
Wiggum: Call for back up, I am proceeding on foot