Not for some of us!

For some reason all i can think of is the bit from Robin Williams Live on Broadway, where he talks about the Canadian snowboarder that had his medal stripped for testing positive for marijuana, saying it was a performance enhancing drug...

"Marijuana enhances many things, tastes...sights...sounds...but it doesn't make you fucking empowered, the only way marijuana is a performance enhancing drug is if there was a huge hershey bar at the end of the run"

That's too funny!! I love Robin Williams.. I like the bit he does on golf, that cracks me up any day.

Yeah or my other favourite part is...

"what crazy german came up with the sport of luge....yes i want to dress like a sperm, shove an ice skate in my ass and go balls first down an ice chute...yes...that will be fun...and don't get me started on the doubles luge, i'm sayin boys get a room"

Heard both of those skits a million times... very funny!

My thread is so derailed!

It ever had a rail???

I MISS PUPPET.

IM here now.. Im going to work through my slump and be the board whore you all know and love~!!

Um would you reconsider ?

I suppose i have a price!!!

wtf me bondi go missing and life stands still LOL hahah wheres your whores now!!!!!!

i expected to come back to a million posts, i guess thats what happens when a few whores go missing

ya you were out and gnappy was out so i figured it was a good time to take some time off myself.. give others a fighting chance at posting

What a generous man you are!

yea.. but thats over hope they had fun.. now fuck em... I whored the shit outta this place today!

So I am discovering

heheheh we are ponging pretty well tonite.. i see gnappys ass down there he just aint sayin shit>>>>. He left and came back and has forgotten how to whore.. guess im going to have to hold another class!

Would you like me to be a guest speaker??

Can see it now "Board Whoring 101"

fuck the 101, im holding a masterclass

No your confused your holding your dick and Masturbating!!!!

thats what i call masturbating

LOL! knew you would see the light!

If by light you mean porno movie, I have

Hey what ever works.. well.... unless it was a porn involving 3d and evade jorking each other!

To watch that I'd have to borrow it from Mr Trent

hahahahha cross burn!

that requires some fucking talent huh?

yea... but only if your fucking 4 years old and mentally challenged! LOL

Im pretty sure thats Illegal!

hahahah.. never stopped 3d lol

You promised after you got your turn you wouldnt tell... you asshole !!!!!

Jeez I leave you three alone and look what happens!!!
I'm going to have to get my belt out...

Thats what happens when we get no outside stimulant

okay is there any chance when you remove your belt that your pants will fall to the floor ????????????????????????????????

-POKE-

WTF ? lol

JEBUS CHRIST.. I had to goto page 2 to find me... i can see where im at on the love totem pole!!

Ur sandwhiched between Pay and Comedyman

well it was on page 3 but I think jrock bumped ya a while back ..

All the boys love puppet around here....




and I guess some of the girls too!

Hhehehehe.. Ya... i got a magnetic PENI...Errr Personality Like that

Hey puppet! How are ya doing? I was wondering where the most talked about man on RMM has been. Glad you are back and we can get to know each other.

Also, I like a nice shaved head btw my legs.
I think I found what I was looking for

Sorry about a long post... just introducing myself ...
(Btw, I am a little intoxicated)

I have highlighted in red the most important line of that post

The part Puppet will probably most enjoy too!

Hence the highlight!

excellent then your ready for our date ...

whats my thread doing down here....When the fuck did I lose control of this place....

its ok .. BH cometh!