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sussed2
That was a wink bondi !!!! lol

I'm on my way !!!

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bondiguy
QUOTE(sussed2 @ Sep 17 2005, 06:42 PM)
That was a wink bondi !!!!  lol

I'm on my way !!!

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Glad it was a wink!!! haha

Wear something sexy so I know its you.... scratch that just turn up topless and hurry!!!
Imagirlwatcher
I have popped quite a few boners, but have yet to whip it out and go to town. Perhaps because I'm at work when I visit this site and, while it's just me in the office, someone could easily walk in and catch me with my pants down. smilio04.gif

I will say that with the cailber of women at this site, it's tough to resist the urge to make the monkey go splat. Whenever I feel Mr. Happy popping through my pants, I have to take my mind off of it, so I'll go do some work.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Imagirlwatcher @ Sep 28 2005, 10:36 AM)
I have popped quite a few boners, but have yet to whip it out and go to town. Perhaps because I'm at work when I visit this site and, while it's just me in the office, someone could easily walk in and catch me with my pants down.  smilio04.gif

I will say that with the cailber of women at this site, it's tough to resist the urge to make the monkey go splat. Whenever I feel Mr. Happy popping through my pants, I have to take my mind off of it, so I'll go do some work.
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WOrk??? blink.gif
clincar
QUOTE(bustobabe @ Sep 14 2005, 10:42 PM)
It is sweet. Sticky, hot, tight and sweet. just like i keep imagining yours to be...
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Honey, we could stick together!! 2thumbs.gif
clincar
QUOTE(Imagirlwatcher @ Sep 28 2005, 10:36 AM)
I have popped quite a few boners, but have yet to whip it out and go to town. Perhaps because I'm at work when I visit this site and, while it's just me in the office, someone could easily walk in and catch me with my pants down.  smilio04.gif

I will say that with the cailber of women at this site, it's tough to resist the urge to make the monkey go splat. Whenever I feel Mr. Happy popping through my pants, I have to take my mind off of it, so I'll go do some work.
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You need to take it home and play!! laughing-smiley-017.gif
7mary3
QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Sep 11 2005, 01:58 PM)
Hi .....Thought I would start this topic off cos It's something I have wondered do you guys and girls jerk off when your on this site? or think about people on this site to get the job done? unsure.gif
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It has always gotten the process started. It's hard not to with all of these beautiful women.
clincar
QUOTE(7mary3 @ Oct 1 2005, 09:08 AM)
It has always gotten the process started.  It's hard not to with all of these beautiful women.
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So many to choose from!!! laughing-smiley-017.gif
hbkhhh
I've shot off many times to you beautiful ladies. some days I really look forward to it biggrin.gif
jacktripper
someone needs to get a life jerkit.gif
vixen
QUOTE(jacktripper @ Oct 2 2005, 12:41 AM)
someone needs to get a life jerkit.gif
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jack, you sound bitter!
did a nice girl refuse you?
well mabe you should think before you speak!
hbkhhh
QUOTE(jacktripper @ Oct 2 2005, 12:41 AM)
someone needs to get a life jerkit.gif
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what can I say jack(ass). no matter how much sex my wife and I have, I also enjoy masterbating. give it a try sometime, you'll like it (and you won't go blind, either)
vixen
QUOTE(hbkhhh @ Oct 2 2005, 01:22 AM)
what can I say jack(ass).  no matter how much sex my wife and I have, I also enjoy masterbating.  give it a try sometime, you'll like it (and you won't go blind, either)
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here here, well said hbk x
hbkhhh
QUOTE(vixen @ Oct 2 2005, 01:25 AM)
here here, well said hbk x
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thanks vix:) absolutely love your pics 2thumbs.gif thankx for sharing wink.gif
vixen
QUOTE(hbkhhh @ Oct 2 2005, 01:43 AM)
thanks vix:)  absolutely love your pics 2thumbs.gif thankx for sharing  wink.gif
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well thinking about the topic we're in, hope my pic's have proved fruitful!!!
hbkhhh
QUOTE(vixen @ Oct 2 2005, 01:46 AM)
well thinking about the topic we're in, hope my pic's have proved fruitful!!!
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VERY fruitful (on several occasions) biggrin.gif
vixen
QUOTE(hbkhhh @ Oct 2 2005, 01:54 AM)
VERY fruitful (on several occasions) biggrin.gif
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glad to hear it, thats what they're here for! and i find it a turn on when you horny guys tell me how much you enjoy them! thats when it starts to get mutually beneficial!
hbkhhh
QUOTE(vixen @ Oct 2 2005, 01:58 AM)
glad to hear it, thats what they're here for! and i find it a turn on when you horny guys tell me how much you enjoy them! thats when it starts to get mutually beneficial!
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it does make it alot more fun knowing that you also enjoy stroking with us!
vixen
QUOTE(hbkhhh @ Oct 2 2005, 02:03 AM)
it does make it alot more fun knowing that you also enjoy stroking with us!
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well we can't let you boys have all the fun!! x
hbkhhh
QUOTE(vixen @ Oct 2 2005, 02:10 AM)
well we can't let you boys have all the fun!! x
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double the pleasure is more fun smile.gif
vixen
QUOTE(hbkhhh @ Oct 2 2005, 02:14 AM)
double the pleasure is more fun smile.gif
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it takes two baby! ( burst's into song )
hbkhhh
QUOTE(vixen @ Oct 2 2005, 02:29 AM)
it takes two baby! ( burst's into song )
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or 69. it's a much better number. I'd luv to do that with you.
vixen
QUOTE(hbkhhh @ Oct 2 2005, 02:34 AM)
or 69.  it's a much better number.  I'd luv to do that with you.
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mmm, now you got me started, i like a man who enjoys giving as well as recieving!
Puppet
My sex life has killed my masturbating life.... I have sex wany to may fucking times a day!
hbkhhh
QUOTE(hbkhhh @ Oct 2 2005, 02:34 AM)
or 69.  it's a much better number.  I'd luv to do that with you.
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you're incredibly hot. keep posting pics. can't wait for the next one.
Puppet
I third that
bondiguy
QUOTE(Puppet @ Oct 2 2005, 03:48 AM)
I third that
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I fourth that it seems...

Dont worry about jackoff... he is the type of guy who gets wood by causing trouble in online forums, he'll come and go believe me.

Vixen... you have made my "Down Under" rise on many occasions 22.gif
countryboykalamazoo
How did this thread ever die???? Hell yes I have blown a load or two on this site, Juicy DD was the first....I'll let you know when I stop, but odds are this site will dissappear first(god help us all) tongue.gif jerkit.gif
LittleD
oh i love to masterbate while looking especially when you ladies are pinching your nipples mmmmm love it
countryboykalamazoo
dry.gif dry.gif I just realized that Juicy started the thread that talks about masturbation, and she was the first titty crush I had in here, damn irony all around dry.gif dry.gif
whknight
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QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Sep 11 2005, 01:58 PM)
Hi .....Thought I would start this topic off cos It's something I have wondered do you guys and girls jerk off when your on this site? or think about people on this site to get the job done? confused-smiley-013.gif
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22.gif i always play looking at hot ladies..have yahoo..feel free to watch sometime guns.gif
diamondgeezer
9 times of 10 I'm spanking the monkey when I surf on in here. All you ladies are just gorgeous, but a couple that have PMed me have done particularly well in assisting my labours jerkit.gif
juicy_DD
QUOTE(countryboykalamazoo @ Nov 8 2005, 12:27 PM)
dry.gif  dry.gif I just realized that Juicy started the thread that talks about masturbation, and she was the first titty crush I had in here, damn irony all around dry.gif  dry.gif
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love-smiley-077.gif smile.gif
countryboykalamazoo
QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Nov 9 2005, 01:47 PM)
love-smiley-077.gif  smile.gif
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I just wanted to personally thank juicy for posting some more pics.........my doctor said it's not good to let your wrist rest to much 2thumbs.gif Carpal Tunnel syndrom, RMM's biggest health risk jerkit.gif
juicy_DD
QUOTE(7mary3 @ Oct 7 2005, 07:28 AM)
I thought I would take my turn at introductions.  I've been watching this site for awhile and have really enjoyed the exchanges and the bold character of the ladies.

     I am 34 year old, married, with a child.  I am private pilot that has lived in some part of Missouri most of my life.  I play saxophone and piano.  I am a self taught wine "common sewer" with a particular craving for sherry and port.  Lets not forget about the beer...oh the beer.

     My sense of humor is a bit warped which helps bring some calm to my life (you'll see why in just a minute).  I listen to music all across the board:  Ramstein, to 80's hair band, to Mary Robbins.  But I have an exceptional loathing of the Beatles (sorry I know alot of folks like their music).

     I spend alot of time at home or at work.  I do not get involved with search and rescue operations for missing/crashed aircraft, as I have been a part of the air force SAR community for nearly 19 years.

     As you've seen from some of the threads I have an interest in tattoos and piercings, of which I have a few of my own.  Then there is the whole exhibistion excitement.  My professional life puts kind of a damper on some that stuff.

     The part of my life that usually throws people, as it does not fit their mold, is that I am a police officer.  My specialty field is crash investigation which requires my presence on all fatality crashes.  It is that harsh reality along with other parts of our society that I am exposed to that fosters that odd sense of humor.  It also encourages me to seek out kind accepting people like you folks.

     I think that covers it.  I'll post a pic for the ladies for a few days.
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QUOTE(countryboykalamazoo @ Nov 16 2005, 06:22 AM)
I just wanted to personally thank juicy for posting some more pics.........my doctor said it's not good to let your wrist rest to much 2thumbs.gif  Carpal Tunnel syndrom, RMM's biggest health risk jerkit.gif
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wouldnt want that wwrist to rest too much rolleyes.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(pandabear @ Nov 17 2005, 05:54 PM)
of course men jerk off to this site( and others) thats basically their sex life. they spend     most of their time on the internet, they have no time to go out and actually try getting laid by a real woman. it's just easier for them to wrestle there little wankers while looking at  naked women. they're lazy loafs nah.gif
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a little bit of the pot calling the kettle black me thinks
countryboykalamazoo
QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Nov 17 2005, 11:39 AM)
wouldnt want that wwrist to rest too much rolleyes.gif
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somehow, I didn't think you would jerkit.gif jerkit.gif jerkit.gif jerkit.gif tongue.gif
countryboykalamazoo
either guys are to busy shopping(ummm, yeah right), or people haven't been rockin out with their cock out to these beautiful women, support your favorite Melon toting babe today, bang one out in there honor fellas(this ones for you HOTT) jerkit.gif food-smiley-004.gif
polyamorous96
Most of the time i do jerkit.gif when Im on here tongue.gif
sweetnsexy
Hey, I'm happy to provide a target!!!! Aim here boys...

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closeup
Those aren't known as Fuck-Me pumps for nothing. I'd be holding onto those heels as I mounted you.
lonely1275
QUOTE(closeup @ Dec 2 2005, 10:55 PM)
Those aren't known as Fuck-Me pumps for nothing. I'd be holding onto those heels as I mounted you.
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I'll take sloppy seconds

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hott1976
QUOTE(countryboykalamazoo @ Nov 8 2005, 05:37 AM)
How did this thread ever die???? Hell yes I have blown a load or two on this site, Juicy DD was the first....I'll let you know when I stop, but odds are this site will dissappear first(god help us all)  tongue.gif jerkit.gif
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anyone else? smile.gif 08.gif
hott1976
woah sweetnsexy..you go girl.
As for country..i spoke to soon. I see that you did include me in your festivities...now i want to know which picture it was? LOL
Jean_Cock
What is this masterbating thing? master-baiting sounds interesting, as does master-batting.

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Of course! Who doesn't?
Imagirlwatcher
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 3 2005, 10:57 AM)
woah sweetnsexy..you go girl. 
As for country..i spoke to soon.  I see that you did include me in your festivities...now i want to know which picture it was?  LOL
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I'm sure any one of them would work, but for the record hott, the pics you posted in my "legs" thread are the ones that get me goin'... jerkit.gif smilio05.gif

Such a fox. 22.gif
countryboykalamazoo
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 3 2005, 01:57 PM)
woah sweetnsexy..you go girl. 
As for country..i spoke to soon.  I see that you did include me in your festivities...now i want to know which picture it was?  LOL
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The picture in your 411 to begin with, your just georgous, then the one with the orange stripped thong, then the ones in the legs thread, then the one in the white bikini cut, then the one with with my favorite beer and some hot shirt raising fun................the list goes on and on hott stuff jerkit.gif jerkit.gif jerkit.gif jerkit.gif jerkit.gif jerkit.gif jerkit.gif tongue.gif

(I would have to say your 411 pic and the orange stripped thong are my favs and most used if I had to narrow it down dry.gif )
COMEDYMAN
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 3 2005, 01:55 PM)
anyone else?  smile.gif 08.gif
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Ive one gun saluted you several times Hott 22.gif
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