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theinfamousjax
QUOTE(Burst_katana @ Jul 20 2010, 04:51 PM)
U WHT BOYZ GOT JOKEZ I C.TELL YA MOMZ STP KOMIN TA DA KRIB TA SUK ON ME WEN UM SLEEPN
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dude she aint suckin your dick when your sleepin she's suckin it only in your dreams
allnaturalguy
QUOTE(Burst_katana @ Jul 20 2010, 04:51 PM)
U WHT BOYZ GOT JOKEZ I C.TELL YA MOMZ STP KOMIN TA DA KRIB TA SUK ON ME WEN UM SLEEPN
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Dude! That is so wrong, I don't have anything to add to it, so I'll just go back to watching "Deadliest Catch". blink.gif
digitalnights
QUOTE(Burst_katana @ Jul 20 2010, 02:51 PM)
U WHT BOYZ GOT JOKEZ I C.TELL YA MOMZ STP KOMIN TA DA KRIB TA SUK ON ME WEN UM SLEEPN
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Ah we goin into the yo momma shit?


You're not smart enough to speak english let alone insult someone's momma. I bet yours tricked out and ended up with you! angry-smiley-011.gif
ddd35
THE Perfect Blowjob : Any blowjob that ends with a happy ending !! tongue.gif
mrhorny281
i consider this to be the "perfect blowjob"

click me

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ddd35
QUOTE(mrhorny281 @ Jul 25 2010, 09:34 AM)
i consider this to be the "perfect blowjob"

click me

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digitalnights
QUOTE(mrhorny281 @ Jul 25 2010, 09:34 AM)
i consider this to be the "perfect blowjob"

click me

cool.gif
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That's awesome, but i had to mute the volume.... I couldn't listen to it haha.... was turning my stomach tongue.gif
misschickie
QUOTE(digitalnights @ Apr 17 2010, 04:23 PM)
I have to say, Blowjobs aren't for me.  Not really into them.  Don't get me wrong, they are still fun, but I don't get off.  No one has been able to get me off giving a bj.
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you live close to me, and i consider that a challenge.

every guy i have blown, has cum if i wanted him to (and yes, always down my throat) always wanted my boobies covered, but i get greedy at the end. the last guy actually yelled when he came, while practically ripping my hair out...i thought that was a pretty good sign.

my all time fave time to give a bj is right after he has been in me. and getting that dick so deep you can get your tongue to touch the balls is a cool feeling.

i wouldn't ever go so far as to say, "I give the perfect bj", because I know that I don't but i have had no complaints and i like doing it.

yea, playing with the ballsies and stroking the cock while licking the balls is a fun part.

and this may be a weird one from me, but i love it when i get the side of my face hit with the cock, lol. yea, i am a perv.

and i like my guy to give me 're-direction' in a couple words or less rather than having a friggin conversation while sucking his dick.
DesireKristi
QUOTE(misschickie @ Sep 21 2010, 02:12 PM)
you live close to me, and i consider that a challenge.

every guy i have blown, has cum if i wanted him to (and yes, always down my throat)  always wanted my boobies covered, but i get greedy at the end.  the last guy actually yelled when he came, while practically ripping my hair out...i thought that was a pretty good sign.

my all time fave time to give a bj is right after he has been in me.  and getting that dick so deep you can get your tongue to touch the balls is a cool feeling. 

i wouldn't ever go so far as to say, "I give the perfect bj", because I know that I don't  but i have had no complaints and i like doing it. 

yea, playing with the ballsies and stroking the cock while licking the balls is a fun part.

and this may be a weird one from me, but i love it when i get the side of my face hit with the cock, lol.  yea, i am a perv.

and i like my guy to give me 're-direction' in a couple words or less rather than having a friggin conversation while sucking his dick.
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If your wierd and a perv then I am too I also like to be slapped with the cock.
misschickie
QUOTE(DesireKristi @ Sep 21 2010, 01:35 PM)
If your wierd and a perv then I am too I also like to be slapped with the cock.
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that's my girl! smile.gif
mtnguy75
QUOTE(misschickie @ Sep 21 2010, 12:12 PM)
you live close to me, and i consider that a challenge.

every guy i have blown, has cum if i wanted him to (and yes, always down my throat)  always wanted my boobies covered, but i get greedy at the end.  the last guy actually yelled when he came, while practically ripping my hair out...i thought that was a pretty good sign.

my all time fave time to give a bj is right after he has been in me.  and getting that dick so deep you can get your tongue to touch the balls is a cool feeling. 

i wouldn't ever go so far as to say, "I give the perfect bj", because I know that I don't  but i have had no complaints and i like doing it. 

yea, playing with the ballsies and stroking the cock while licking the balls is a fun part.

and this may be a weird one from me, but i love it when i get the side of my face hit with the cock, lol.  yea, i am a perv.

and i like my guy to give me 're-direction' in a couple words or less rather than having a friggin conversation while sucking his dick.
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What are you doin Friday night ??? tongue.gif Stunningly sexy as always darlin wink.gif
misschickie
QUOTE(mtnguy75 @ Sep 21 2010, 10:39 PM)
What are you doin Friday night ??? tongue.gif  Stunningly sexy as always darlin wink.gif
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Apparently, I have a date with you wink.gif
mtnguy75
QUOTE(misschickie @ Sep 22 2010, 12:16 AM)
Apparently, I have a date with you wink.gif
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Oh baby!! 22.gif Now THAT sounds like a good time 2thumbs.gif
misschickie
QUOTE(mtnguy75 @ Sep 21 2010, 11:18 PM)
Oh baby!!  22.gif Now THAT sounds like a good time  2thumbs.gif
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Relax that dick....he is in for a grand time!
mtnguy75
QUOTE(misschickie @ Sep 22 2010, 12:21 AM)
Relax that dick....he is in for a grand time!
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Oh goody! goody!!!! I feel so honored to be sexually molested by chickie 2thumbs.gif
allnaturalguy
QUOTE(mtnguy75 @ Sep 22 2010, 02:24 AM)
Oh goody! goody!!!! I feel so honored to be sexually molested by chickie  2thumbs.gif
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You lucky dawg. grinning-smiley-003.gif
digitalnights
QUOTE(misschickie @ Sep 21 2010, 12:12 PM)
you live close to me, and i consider that a challenge.

every guy i have blown, has cum if i wanted him to (and yes, always down my throat)  always wanted my boobies covered, but i get greedy at the end.  the last guy actually yelled when he came, while practically ripping my hair out...i thought that was a pretty good sign.

my all time fave time to give a bj is right after he has been in me.  and getting that dick so deep you can get your tongue to touch the balls is a cool feeling. 

i wouldn't ever go so far as to say, "I give the perfect bj", because I know that I don't  but i have had no complaints and i like doing it. 

yea, playing with the ballsies and stroking the cock while licking the balls is a fun part.

and this may be a weird one from me, but i love it when i get the side of my face hit with the cock, lol.  yea, i am a perv.

and i like my guy to give me 're-direction' in a couple words or less rather than having a friggin conversation while sucking his dick.
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Sweetheart, like i'd say no to you trying it out! wink.gif


It's something that is definitely in my mind daily wink.gif
UncleBuck
QUOTE(misschickie @ Sep 21 2010, 12:12 PM)
you live close to me, and i consider that a challenge.

every guy i have blown, has cum if i wanted him to (and yes, always down my throat)  always wanted my boobies covered, but i get greedy at the end.  the last guy actually yelled when he came, while practically ripping my hair out...i thought that was a pretty good sign.

my all time fave time to give a bj is right after he has been in me.  and getting that dick so deep you can get your tongue to touch the balls is a cool feeling. 

i wouldn't ever go so far as to say, "I give the perfect bj", because I know that I don't  but i have had no complaints and i like doing it. 

yea, playing with the ballsies and stroking the cock while licking the balls is a fun part.

and this may be a weird one from me, but i love it when i get the side of my face hit with the cock, lol.  yea, i am a perv.

and i like my guy to give me 're-direction' in a couple words or less rather than having a friggin conversation while sucking his dick.
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WOW......errr.... could umm ..someone get me a towel
FreakyShinnizle
Hehe... and THAT is why a blowjob from Chickie is number 1 on my bucket list! I just need it tongue.gif
melonmassager
QUOTE(misschickie @ Sep 21 2010, 02:12 PM)
you live close to me, and i consider that a challenge.

every guy i have blown, has cum if i wanted him to (and yes, always down my throat)  always wanted my boobies covered, but i get greedy at the end.  the last guy actually yelled when he came, while practically ripping my hair out...i thought that was a pretty good sign.

my all time fave time to give a bj is right after he has been in me.  and getting that dick so deep you can get your tongue to touch the balls is a cool feeling. 

i wouldn't ever go so far as to say, "I give the perfect bj", because I know that I don't  but i have had no complaints and i like doing it. 

yea, playing with the ballsies and stroking the cock while licking the balls is a fun part.

and this may be a weird one from me, but i love it when i get the side of my face hit with the cock, lol.  yea, i am a perv.

and i like my guy to give me 're-direction' in a couple words or less rather than having a friggin conversation while sucking his dick.
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Where's the "like" button?
evade20
QUOTE(melonmassager @ Sep 29 2011, 09:25 AM)
Where's the "like" button?
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With Chickie, they're all like buttons!!!! 2thumbs.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Sep 29 2011, 02:58 PM)
With Chickie, they're all like buttons!!!! 2thumbs.gif
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evade20
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Oct 1 2011, 07:29 AM)
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Now if Chickie would just come back! tongue.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Oct 2 2011, 03:59 AM)
Now if Chickie would just come back! tongue.gif
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got that right 2thumbs.gif
evade20
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Oct 3 2011, 07:18 AM)
got that right  2thumbs.gif
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40dd4u2
Perfect for me.
40dd4u2
xxx
40dd4u2
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Melon fan1
QUOTE(40dd4u2 @ Dec 7 2018, 10:39 AM)
xxx
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Very lucky man. Would love to have that view!
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