this site is chock full of ladies like us BB! these men are lucky to have us!

Well doll sometimes foreplay is highly overated ,, theres times ya just gota slam that pussy and GET R DONE !!!!!!!

So that's what it is! haha

I usually call my fiancee from work on a daily basis and I am the cook in my household! haha

I do know what u mean about it being a mood thing. Sometimes my girl is up for foreplay, somtimes its on like Donkey Kong within seconds!

Nice column!

1) Dont allow sex to become a routine... vary scenarios...positions...places...times etc...

2) Communicate and be able to communicate... we all need a little guidance.

3) Start your sex session before you get home... tease in public places... resturants... remove your knickers on the motorway... be descriptive... fuck your partners brains as well as their body... send erotic emails... text messages... picture messages.... dress up.. experiment... play dares (if the other person does the dare they get a prize).... ladies a suprise BJ when they walk in the door... AT the front door without saying hello first works wonders.... once you are with someone never give up seducing or chasing them...

4) To really get an insight how your partner likes to be touched ask them to masturbate to orgasm in front of you..

5) Be able to make love and fuck in the same sex session.... look each other right in the eyes when you come... be forfilled (mentally and/or physically) wether it be a 5 minute quickie on the way out to a party or a three hour marathon....

Believe me.... this works...

Shells

*takes a bunch of notes from Bo and Shells*

Who would have thought, educational AND beautiful

Mine and Bo's book on great fucking will be available soon in all good bookshops....

S x

*preorders 5 copies*

Gotta make sure...

It's good for a person like myself. PM me if you wanna find out why

you make it too easy

Bo and shells know what they are talking about. confidence is sexy and a girl will always like hearing how much you want her. their advice on starting early before you get home is soo true.. if my bf called me and told me anything dirty or how he wants me when he got home i would be waiting for him naked or in something sexy ready for fun!

Of course I do... I just wanted to see if you'd be first on the scene...

And Man I was right

But that's okay... Your attention is loved

Oh don't let it go to ur head.... I have a cold and haven't left the house this weekend... couple that with the fact I am a board whore... I'd post after ANYONE

Well soon I shall take up residence in the board whore's lounge...

Unfortunately I'm going to need to think of some witty comments if I want to survive there

Witty comments or not, you're best bet is to not drop the soap, Bobaloo or Gnappy may take advantage of you if you do.

Thank you for the warning, I'll have to keep that in mind...

http://www.humorsphere.com/insults/comebacks.htm



MAY?

Dammit that should've been a "will".


And a for the first part.

I am here all week... try the veal!

modification, spotted

me too, even when i dont have anything to say.

i believe that's called "pulling an evade" (although, to really master that skill, you also need to be able to post even if you were the last previous poster and the thread has seen no action since then)

And bump the same thread for at least 3 posts in a row on different days.

I see... so that's how to pull an evade.

And Bo, you can boardwhore on me anytime you want...

It's bondi I worry about... sometimes I think he might want something from me

I'm for the females only

You make that sound like you want to pull on Evade





Disclaimer: No I do not want to touch Evade in any way.

Yeah!






BAM! haha

Just be yourself. She'll either like you or she won't. Sooner or later the right chemistry will happen with someone.

sound advice... seems almost out of place here

Good advice Gnappy, I have had many of those orgasims you talked about the first time was just from him going down town, other times was using a clit vibrator, fingering he hasn't yet been able to nail my g spot but the clitoral stimulation was plenty to flood the gates and the past few months riding him has hit my g spot and I never thought anything could top that clitoral stimulation until that happend. I cant even describe how good it feels and there is enough flooding to keep you lubricated for weeks. I have ridden him many times and never did it feel like it has been lately trying differant places to ride on.

YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA!!!!! feel free to come take a ride on the wild side Cutie !!!!!!!!

so what should we do this week?

me too!

(bam?)

i love coming back over and over to this bondi slip-statement. its not like u bondi, to leave yourself this open.

Bondi leaves himself open in front of all types of boys. We straight people try to ignore it as best possible.

hes on the "other" side of the world, u know, the wrong side, probably sleeping right now. i should dig up all his "bent- over- pants- down- ready- to- take- it- like- a- circus- pony" posts and start a thread with them. Open season for a bondi hunt! no draw required! what a nice surprise for him with his morning coffee! i thought he was leaving? he will never leave. we could all suffer for it, but instead, i take a positive approach to mr. god- like- smartypants....set him up, then use him!

I thought it was prepubescent girls he had a penchant for.



will this thread contain pics of your boobs?

of course, i never break the rules!

fuck? seems like a simple plan to me

Well, yes, that's true. But I'm sure that doesn't compare to prepubescent boys dressed like girls. I bet that would really rev his motor


Well done

Good BAM use



Im usually high and or drunk so I read over my posts the next day and go, :fuck, did I say that?"



ouch!

boanna...

he's got over 6000 posts. wouldn't it just be easier to find the ones that DON'T fit into that category?

To be fair I had some good stuff around December 05

oh no... evade has logged as 3 different members

well, you're a fun target, easy to pick on, cause you bend over and take it like a man! but you don't squeal like a pig too often and i never know what kind of response you'll make. it's like christmas morn...looking at bondi response posts. "is he gonna get pissed or ignore it all together....dang! neither! he just critiques his own punishment...."

1881, Goodnight Texas, Bondi Hanging, Noon

...as the lady with big hooters slips the rope over his neck she yells back at him "don't tell me how to do my job! the ropes NOT too lose!"

bondi's last words..."if you felt it from my end, you'd realize I am completely correct".

uh-oh... it looks like boanna got into bondi's stash

no, its not even noon yet!

ITS FROM LACK OF SEX!!!! It fogs the mind.

well it can't be b/c YOU aren't in the mood... wtf is going on over there??!!

that's a crime against humanity!