QUOTE(evade20 @ Apr 4 2013, 08:31 PM)
The tanning chair has a hard-on!!!!! 
good point!
Full Version: Lynette
good point!
No tourism Autority duties today. Just got up, ate some breakfast, walked out my back door about 90 feet, and now livin the life.
ohhhh Lynette 
[B][COLOR=purple]Just got word that the Tourism Authority is planning on sending my "alter ego" (me as a royal princess) and five other women to New Zealand for some big ta-do to promote tourism to Tahiti (the Society chain). I sure hope it happens, I haven't been to New Zealand since I was a little girl. Kind of excited about this. Keeping my fingers X'd.
Sweet! 
QUOTE(Lynette @ Jul 6 2011, 04:29 PM)
OK, so I'm sitting in a deck chair reading while buck naked on the boat last weekend after taking a swim. One of the guys walks over to me dripping wet, stands right beside me with his half hard cock practically in my face and asks what I'm reading. I ask him... "Are you horny? Or, What?". He then leans over and pinches my right niplle between his thumb and index finger, wiggle it back and forth, while telling me "you make me so horny I can't stand it". I asked him, "would you like me to help you with that?". He gave me an affirmative nod, and I grabbed his dick HARD. It sprang to a full raging hard-on within a couple of seconds. I licked the tip of it, sucked on the head once or twice while stroking it. He straddled me so that he had one leg on either side of the chair with his cock aimed at my neck. I let go of it and then used my hands to sqeeze my boobs together. YEP! You guessed it. It took him no time to figure out what to do. He slid it right between them and started doing my tits while gripping both of my nipples. I guess my expectations of this encounter were too great, because the guy came withing what seemed like twenty seconds or so. I asked if he had a problem with premature ejaculation. He looked me right in the eye and said "never before". I asked hi what he'd planned on doing for me (I was totally horny). He sat on the deck infront of me, grabbed my knees, and spread my legs apart, exposing my neatly trimmed stuff. He started by using his finger on my clitoris, then graduated to finger-banging me, then leaned in and used his toungue. I never let him know that I'd already cum twice before I ever felt him licking me. Three times within like a couple of minutes! I'm thinking that was a record (even for me). Anyway, that's the way my weekend on the house boat began.
what a great weekend..I wish that was me on that weekend..mmm the mental image
Damn! had a great day. Went surfing all afternoon, then came home, showered, changed, and went to Bloody Mary's for dinner with friends and a couple of tourists we met on the outer side of a motu. I'm stuffed!
QUOTE(Lynette @ Aug 13 2013, 12:34 AM)
Damn! had a great day. Went surfing all afternoon, then came home, showered, changed, and went to Bloody Mary's for dinner with friends and a couple of tourists we met on the outer side of a motu. I'm stuffed!
QUOTE(Lynette @ Aug 12 2013, 10:34 PM)
Damn! had a great day. Went surfing all afternoon, then came home, showered, changed, and went to Bloody Mary's for dinner with friends and a couple of tourists we met on the outer side of a motu. I'm stuffed!
awesome
HOT DAMN! Just learned that the Tourism Authority IS sending me to New Zealand for two weeks to help promote tourism here. I've got to dust off all my traditional dance costumes (including my over-sized coconut bra tops LOL!). I'm REALLY looking forward to turning all the New Zealanders on to Bora Bora and Moorea. I'm SO excited!!!
QUOTE(Lynette @ Aug 15 2013, 07:23 PM)
HOT DAMN! Just learned that the Tourism Authority IS sending me to New Zealand for two weeks to help promote tourism here. I've got to dust off all my traditional dance costumes (including my over-sized coconut bra tops LOL!). I'm REALLY looking forward to turning all the New Zealanders on to Bora Bora and Moorea. I'm SO excited!!!
Awesome!! hope it's turns out to be a wonderful trip
You're coming to New Zealand and I didn't know? Fiddlesticks lol.
Happy birthday gorgeous, hope you have a stunning day!
QUOTE(handy_andy @ Sep 22 2013, 10:19 AM)
Happy birthday gorgeous, hope you have a stunning day!
agreed!
Woohooo! Lynette! Where's the party!
Just got back from New Zealand. Had a wonderful time there meeting all sorts of people. Now, I'm sitting here thinking and being kind of sad because it's October, and ordinarily I'd be coming up with a costume to wear to Halloween Parties. We don't celebrate Halloween here, and now I'm kind of bummed out. If my schedule would allow it, I'd fly back to Cali, stay with friends and hit Halloween like a run away freight train. 
oh damn i missed out on you in New Zealand ;( lol
and happy b'day!
and happy b'day!
I'd love to trade locations with you in a heartbeat. California is cool n' all, but in some respects, it's really become uncool.
QUOTE(Buck Turgidson @ Oct 2 2013, 01:58 AM)
I'd love to trade locations with you in a heartbeat. California is cool n' all, but in some respects, it's really become uncool.
I know what you mean. Sacramento has turned into another Kremlin. It won't be long before your tax rate will be around 65% or higher, and the ultra liberal idiots in the bay area keep voting in the union backed morons who are all on the take.
QUOTE(Lynette @ Oct 10 2013, 07:42 PM)
I know what you mean. Sacramento has turned into another Kremlin. It won't be long before your tax rate will be around 65% or higher, and the ultra liberal idiots in the bay area keep voting in the union backed morons who are all on the take.
You nailed it exactly! And it's going to get worse, Moonbeam has already signed some bills that won't go into effect Jan 1, that are even more intrusive than they are now. It's pure insanity! I've been keeping this low profile for a few months, but the time is getting close. The decision is final. I will be joining many others, in abandoning Kalifornia.
QUOTE(Buck Turgidson @ Oct 10 2013, 09:36 PM)
You nailed it exactly! And it's going to get worse, Moonbeam has already signed some bills that won't go into effect Jan 1, that are even more intrusive than they are now. It's pure insanity! I've been keeping this low profile for a few months, but the time is getting close. The decision is final. I will be joining many others, in abandoning Kalifornia.
Really sounding like I got out in the nick of time. We pretty moch have NO regulations here.
[B][COLOR=purple]WOW! I see things haven't changed much here. 
QUOTE(Lynette @ Jan 25 2016, 02:04 PM)
[B][COLOR=purple]WOW! I see things haven't changed much here.
Nope. Still Melons and pervs that want to see Melons
QUOTE(Lynette @ Jan 25 2016, 04:04 PM)
[B][COLOR=purple]WOW! I see things haven't changed much here.
missed you in the meantime, between your pics and some of the responses you had to some of the posts over the years here.
No way! THE Lynette!!
I thought for sure the Tahitian paradise took our Princess away!
I thought for sure the Tahitian paradise took our Princess away!
QUOTE(Buck Turgidson @ Jan 26 2016, 05:12 AM)
No way! THE Lynette!!
I thought for sure the Tahitian paradise took our Princess away!
I thought for sure the Tahitian paradise took our Princess away!
HI BUCKIE!!! How've you been? Things here are about as perfect as you would imagine. I kind of got involved on a steady basis with a French Canadian guy for a while, but it all went south. He lacked the spirit of adventure and imagination I like in a guy. Oh well!
QUOTE(Lynette @ Jan 26 2016, 05:10 PM)
HI BUCKIE!!! How've you been? Things here are about as perfect as you would imagine. I kind of got involved on a steady basis with a French Canadian guy for a while, but it all went south. He lacked the spirit of adventure and imagination I like in a guy. Oh well!
a case of 'his loss, our gain", perhaps?
QUOTE(Lynette @ Jan 26 2016, 03:10 PM)
HI BUCKIE!!! How've you been? Things here are about as perfect as you would imagine. I kind of got involved on a steady basis with a French Canadian guy for a while, but it all went south. He lacked the spirit of adventure and imagination I like in a guy. Oh well!
Sorry it didn't work out . Feel free to express yourself here doll
Ah, sorry to hear Lynette. As they say, C'est la vie..
It's so wonderful to see your posts again! Glad you are enjoying paradise (wish I was there too!)
It's so wonderful to see your posts again! Glad you are enjoying paradise
(wish I was there too!)
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