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Bobaloo
QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 29 2006, 06:06 PM)
So I opened this thread to see what Tippy and Diane were bored about.  But when I did I accidentally opened the first page of this thread instead of the last.  There before me appeared this absolutely gorgeous pic of Hott!  There is nothing boring about that... love-smiley-085.gif  08.gif  22.gif Wow. tongue.gif
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Thank you for bring it to my attention. Don't know how I missed it. What a fool I am for not previously wanting to check out the thread where people are talking about what they're dying of. At least now I know what the hell this thread is all about. laughing-smiley-017.gif
bondiguy
To borrow a phrase.... This place is deader than a disco!
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 19 2006, 01:07 AM)
To borrow a phrase.... This place is deader than a disco!
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why oh why did you bring it to the top ? guns.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 19 2006, 10:22 AM)
why oh why did you bring it to the top  ?   guns.gif
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Because I am a board whore and that is my job
ontippytoes
At the risk of pissing off some people, I'm bumping this thread beacause I'm bored to tears!!! What's a girl to do?
bondiguy
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 19 2007, 10:02 PM)
At the risk of pissing off some people, I'm bumping this thread beacause I'm bored to tears!!!  What's a girl to do?
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Drink a bottle of Tequila and explore masturbation with everyday household items in front of a camera, and then, post the results here for all of us to see???
ontippytoes
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 20 2007, 12:27 AM)
Drink a bottle of Tequila and explore masturbation with everyday household items in front of a camera, and then, post the results here for all of us to see???
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Hmmmm, seems I'm half way there. Tequila.....check. Masturbation with cucumbers in front of camera.......pending..............
summoner
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 20 2007, 04:02 AM)
At the risk of pissing off some people, I'm bumping this thread beacause I'm bored to tears!!!  What's a girl to do?
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tongue.gif Well, you´re not the only one who is bored...I´m home (sick) and son is sick too sad.gif I have been home on sick leave this year more than I have been working blink.gif

I have nothing to do here....
ontippytoes
QUOTE(summoner @ Feb 20 2007, 03:50 AM)
tongue.gif Well, you´re not the only one who is bored...I´m home (sick) and son is sick too sad.gif I have been home on sick leave this year more than I have been working blink.gif

I have nothing to do here....
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Sucks that you're sick! I think I'm coming down with something too sad.gif.

What do you mean you have nothing to do here? blink.gif Post pics of your luscious boobs!! The guys (and girls) love that shit!! food-smiley-004.gif
summoner
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 20 2007, 10:01 AM)
Sucks that you're sick!  I think I'm coming down with something too sad.gif

What do you mean you have nothing to do here?   blink.gif   Post pics of your luscious boobs!! The guys (and girls) love that shit!!    food-smiley-004.gif
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Lots of hot drinks keeps me going wink.gif

And I don´t have any new pics here....but I have my cam there...
ontippytoes
QUOTE(summoner @ Feb 20 2007, 04:09 AM)
Lots of hot drinks keeps me going wink.gif

And I don´t have any new pics here....but I have my cam there...
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Hot totties!!

*running to check out "there"*
bondiguy
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 20 2007, 02:42 AM)
Hmmmm, seems I'm half way there.  Tequila.....check.  Masturbation with cucumbers in front of camera.......pending..............
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I only have six letters as a response....

WOOHOO grinning-smiley-003.gif
boanna
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 20 2007, 02:01 AM)
Sucks that you're sick!  I think I'm coming down with something too sad.gif

What do you mean you have nothing to do here?   blink.gif   Post pics of your luscious boobs!! The guys (and girls) love that shit!!    food-smiley-004.gif
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god. what a thread that was just what i was thinking.

im coming down with something too. its called....

what the fuck does a girl have to do to get some dick anymore! half naked, in front of the roaring warm fireplace, back my ass up to his cock....he leaves to get a drink of water and goes to sleep upstairs and doesnt come back!!!!!


bang.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(boanna @ Feb 22 2007, 01:45 AM)

what the fuck does a girl have to do to get some dick anymore!
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Visit me?
boanna
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 21 2007, 11:48 PM)
Visit me?
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the flight would be way to long. bummer.
boanna
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 20 2007, 12:42 AM)
Hmmmm, seems I'm half way there.  Tequila.....check.  Masturbation with cucumbers in front of camera.......pending..............
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had two rum and cokes. cucumber thing is old hat to me. already used the back massager today (not on the back). already jilled off to half a dozen free porn trailers (22 second ones)..... take a bath and just go to bed?
bondiguy
QUOTE(boanna @ Feb 22 2007, 01:49 AM)
the flight would be way to long.  bummer.
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visit the next door neighbour?
boanna
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 21 2007, 11:54 PM)
visit the next door neighbour?
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his wife wouldnt like it.
boanna
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 21 2007, 11:54 PM)
visit the next door neighbour?
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not to change the subject, if there was one, but for the sake of boredom...

this weekend i was cutting some firewood in the woods with my chainsaw and when i got done, my boobs felt kinda weird. took my shirt and bra off and my bra was chock full of sawdust! laughing-smiley-017.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(boanna @ Feb 22 2007, 01:56 AM)
his wife wouldnt like it.
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do her too!!! tongue.gif

QUOTE(boanna @ Feb 22 2007, 01:58 AM)
not to change the subject, if there was one, but for the sake of boredom...

this weekend i was cutting some firewood in the woods with my chainsaw and when i got done, my boobs felt kinda weird.  took my shirt and bra off and my bra was chock full of sawdust!   laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Mmmmm I don't know what to make of that one! haha
paybarraman
QUOTE(boanna @ Feb 22 2007, 12:45 AM)
god. what a thread that was just what i was thinking.

im coming down with something too.  its called....

what the fuck does a girl have to do to get some dick anymore! half naked, in front of the roaring warm fireplace, back my ass up to his cock....he leaves to get a drink of water and goes to sleep upstairs and doesnt come back!!!!!
bang.gif
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Thats is just waayyyy too wrong...

Skip the flight to Aussie land and fly east to Philly. Now that flight wouldn't be long at all!!! tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(boanna @ Feb 21 2007, 11:45 PM)
god. what a thread that was just what i was thinking.

im coming down with something too.  its called....

what the fuck does a girl have to do to get some dick anymore! half naked, in front of the roaring warm fireplace, back my ass up to his cock....he leaves to get a drink of water and goes to sleep upstairs and doesnt come back!!!!!
bang.gif
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Did his balls fall off somewhere along the way?
Being gay isn't even an excuse in your case.

QUOTE(boanna @ Feb 21 2007, 11:50 PM)
had two rum and cokes.  cucumber thing is old hat to me.  already used the back massager today (not on the back).  already jilled off to half a dozen free porn trailers (22 second ones)..... take a bath and just go to bed?
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If you ever want any full length video clips, I'll hook you up with passes.
Conversely, if you're looking for 22 second sex, hit me up! wink.gif

QUOTE(boanna @ Feb 21 2007, 11:58 PM)
not to change the subject, if there was one, but for the sake of boredom...

this weekend i was cutting some firewood in the woods with my chainsaw and when i got done, my boobs felt kinda weird.  took my shirt and bra off and my bra was chock full of sawdust!   laughing-smiley-017.gif
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PICS? ohmy.gif
NakedGirlLover
QUOTE(boanna @ Feb 22 2007, 01:58 AM)
not to change the subject, if there was one, but for the sake of boredom...

this weekend i was cutting some firewood in the woods with my chainsaw and when i got done, my boobs felt kinda weird.  took my shirt and bra off and my bra was chock full of sawdust!   laughing-smiley-017.gif
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And your knickers where full of shavings?
bondiguy
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Feb 22 2007, 07:33 AM)
Thats is just waayyyy too wrong...

Skip the flight to Aussie land and fly east to Philly.  Now that flight wouldn't be long at all!!!    tongue.gif
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I think if you did the sums and worked out flight hours to minutes of sex ratio... she'd still be better of flying to Sydney tongue.gif

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 22 2007, 11:45 AM)
If you ever want any full length video clips, I'll hook you up with passes.

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Ahhh remember that shit. What a thread...You may have to occasionaly hook a brother up via PM grinning-smiley-003.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 22 2007, 10:39 PM)
I think if you did the sums and worked out flight hours to minutes of sex ratio... she'd still be better of flying to Sydney tongue.gif
Ahhh remember that shit. What a thread...You may have to occasionaly hook a brother up via PM grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Will do. I WAS gonna start a free pass thread here, but the passes would die way quicker if a lot of ppl were using em.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 23 2007, 12:39 AM)
I think if you did the sums and worked out flight hours to minutes of sex ratio... she'd still be better of flying to Sydney tongue.gif
Ahhh remember that shit. What a thread...You may have to occasionaly hook a brother up via PM grinning-smiley-003.gif
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ditto! grinning-smiley-003.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(boanna @ Feb 21 2007, 11:58 PM)
not to change the subject, if there was one, but for the sake of boredom...

this weekend i was cutting some firewood in the woods with my chainsaw and when i got done, my boobs felt kinda weird.  took my shirt and bra off and my bra was chock full of sawdust!   laughing-smiley-017.gif
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damn to stumble on you in the woods , and you bra full of sawdust ..
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 21 2007, 11:48 PM)
Visit me?
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QUOTE(boanna @ Feb 21 2007, 11:49 PM)
the flight would be way to long.  bummer.
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imagine the disapointment after flying that long and finding a little bart waiting for ya ... your best hope is theres some stud on the plane and you can join the mile High club !!!!
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 23 2007, 01:27 PM)
Will do. I WAS gonna start a free pass thread here, but the passes would die way quicker if a lot of ppl were using em.
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Yeah it wouldnt last a second!!! The Amateur Allure ones died quickly as it were...

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Feb 23 2007, 03:53 PM)
imagine the disapointment after flying that long and finding a little bart  waiting for ya  ...  your best hope is theres some stud on the plane and you can join the mile High club  !!!!
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yeah, i look exactly like bart blink.gif coco.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 23 2007, 02:21 PM)
Yeah it wouldnt last a second!!! The Amateur Allure ones died quickly as it were...
yeah, i look exactly like bart blink.gif  coco.gif
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I thought as much !!!
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