QUOTE(boanna @ Feb 21 2007, 11:45 PM)
god. what a thread that was just what i was thinking.
im coming down with something too. its called....
what the fuck does a girl have to do to get some dick anymore! half naked, in front of the roaring warm fireplace, back my ass up to his cock....he leaves to get a drink of water and goes to sleep upstairs and doesnt come back!!!!!

Did his balls fall off somewhere along the way?
Being gay isn't even an excuse in your case.
QUOTE(boanna @ Feb 21 2007, 11:50 PM)
had two rum and cokes. cucumber thing is old hat to me. already used the back massager today (not on the back). already jilled off to half a dozen free porn trailers (22 second ones)..... take a bath and just go to bed?
If you ever want any full length video clips, I'll hook you up with passes.
Conversely, if you're looking for 22 second sex, hit me up!

QUOTE(boanna @ Feb 21 2007, 11:58 PM)
not to change the subject, if there was one, but for the sake of boredom...
this weekend i was cutting some firewood in the woods with my chainsaw and when i got done, my boobs felt kinda weird. took my shirt and bra off and my bra was chock full of sawdust!

PICS?