Since I am the first ...... I would just whip my dick out, grease up my hand in some suntan oil so i can act like Im jerking off at the beach and watch a vid with one of my favorite Skinamax starlets Kim Dawson and paint my name on the ceiling.

Why? cause I like jerkin off!!!

Whilst this is a funny and great thread idea I would have to say I'd need 3 bottles of tequila, some acid, X, 2 dozen valiums and 3kg of industral strength soap for afterward

Well, I would ply him with a lot of alcohol and green, turn out the lights and tell him I was Bunni.

Then I'd fuck the Simpsons out of him.

Easy, after winning against her to strip poker, I'd console her... from behind

Or I could bring her to a LAN party and share her with my buddies

I am 2 steps ahead of you on your plan

How wouldn't I fuck him!!!
Please, thank you, and give me more!!!

Hmmmm one can only dream

and I for one do a LOT of dreaming...

Explain.... in detail.... with pictorial back up

I don't know about the pictorial back up but I'd want you on your back, hands tied up, me on top, grinding the fuck out of you for starters....

I just fainted

I knew you couldn't take the pictorial back up!!!

I have a respirator on hand now!

Hmm welll.. I mite need a little motivating now haha.

Baby, Baby, she's our girl.... if she can't do it, no one........ can!

Heck yes! Now I'm up for saving the world... what was I supposed to be doing again?

providing pictorial evidence

Oh.. right...


Do you take rainchecks?

Only from teenagers

Hey!! Stop making me sound younger than I am...

Haha.... it's technically true? haha

I just like playing around with ya

For 6 more months and then I'll join the rest of you losers in the non-teen years...

Thats when alcoholism kicks in

Yay.. something to look forward to.

Sex gets better too!

Seriously??

isn't that where they get the saying "sex is like a fine wine, only gets better with age?"

Well you're always learning new shit and whilst guys reportedly peak in their late teens/early twenties... ladies peak in their late twenties to early thirties.

I'd be vummed if I didn't think I was a better lay now than when I was 19

True indeed...
Dang.. I got lots to look forward too!

If you need any hands on pointers give me a yell!

I got a lot to learn... I'll keep your number on speed dial.

It would be my pleasure to teach Baby some "Mature Sex Addict" tricks.

Oh yay! Does this involve toys?

Only if u think Tickle me Elmo is a toy! lol

And good thinking... keep me on speed dial

Ok.. now that's a new level of naughty...

Yay I am still able to shock an appall!

Not only are you still able to... you're doing a better job at it too!

I continually strive for improvement!

I wouldn't be able to fuck the person above me for two reasons...

1. He's a dude

2. The mother fucker is never around anymore

Yeah, I agree. CM's a dude (or so I've heard lol j/k) but if I had to, I'd stick a wig on him, put some stilettos on him too and bend him the hell over. lol




Just kidding CM. I wouldn't fuck you. Now if Chickie was here.....

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Oh hell I would so nail this lovely newbie!!!!

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I'm gonna plead the Fifth Amendment on this...

I'd lay her on her back and plant my face between her thighs. After she came once or twice from cunniligus, I'd throw her legs over my shoulders really go to town...

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Oh I would sooooo fuck this sweet little lady directly above me.

I would let evade get paybar...then I go the next one up to Kentucky and fuck her until she needs a pain killer!!

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I'd like to do it all again just like I said before:

I'd lay her on her back and plant my face between her thighs. After she came once or twice from cunniligus, I'd throw her legs over my shoulders really go to town...