Ask me any question you want. I will answer it to the best of my ability with my twisted wisdom.

What is DamnYankee's phone number and address?

Such a question can only be answered thusly......

" If she ain't give it to you , then looks like you ain't gettin it, scrub!!!"

Good question, though!

Can the male sperm really climb ? SO like when Bob spanks his monkey and shoots it on the toilet seat in the local Mcdonalds , can he really say hes had sex with the next person that sat down ?

Why would I shoot a monkey after I've already spanked it? I mean, isn't the spanking punishment enough? And what did the monkey do in the first place? Did his behavior even warrant a spanking. I mean, usualy monkeys are very well-behaved.

This topic went downhill in 5 posts. Which is 3 more than I thought it would take.

I guess it depends on how well you wiped off the seat before you sat down....

WHy do bad things happen to good people?

Whew Im safe ..

does No really mean yes ?

OMFG....

brilliant!!!!!

Will bntit sit on my face if I ask nicely?

The cosmic event of shit dosn't discern between good and bad... when shit happens it just does. Doesn't matter if the person is angelic or evil. Its like a nun getting hit by a garbage truck or A dude getting his first BJ and finding out she is a post op trans-sexual.

When these events happen the question always pops up... why do bad things happen to good people?

When it happens to bad people we just say .. Fuck them.. they deserved it!!

I'm very open to suggestions!

or we laugh real hard cuz when karma takes a chunk outta some douche bags ass...its generally a fucking riot!!!!

yes she said ... but I went and deleted that harlequin romance that was developing in the thread

Ask any convicted rapist getting his asshole reamed in by Bubba

I'm waiting for Karma to catch up with the douche bag in the oval office!!!



now back to the regular subject....i.e. sex.

If a train departs Chicago heading west at 45mph and another train departs Los Angeles heading east at 55mph, how long would it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

It depends whether you suck it or bite it!

Ooohh ur good!

Why do beautiful women often date ugly men?

To boost your confidence

Because women dig confidense in a man. And ugly dudes have to hone that skill to make up for their lack of being able to be seen without someone wincing.

Its a paralell to the question Why do woment date assholes. Plain and simple, the asshole walked up to them and asked them out.

Shes walking off with the asshole while looking over her shoulder wondering why that nice quiet guy didn't come over to her and ask her out.

Carpe diem when you see a pretty girl. No such thing as un-approachable.

Mate you have all the answers.... and I am confident!

I thought I had ?

IS it true that the person that dies with the most toys wins ?

that's no reason to keep buying dildos 3d

but they were on sale

The old daying goes is you can't take it with you. Im sure when you go before St Peter he won't be asking... ok now how many Lord of the Ring Figures did you have.....nope you needed at least 20 to get in.

To be honest I think the one who gives away the most toys wins.



Dildos included

Well I told the ladies ID share the dildos ...

I better start collecting LOTR collectables

sight , feel , smell , which of these actions could a person live without and still enjoy a happy sex life ?

The lady with the answers!

very thought provoking question.....


Lose your sight.......I guess you could still enjoy sex and even broaden your scope to the more uglier girls since their freakish appearence wouldn't be a hindrance. And you could fantisize more without sight, have sex with whomever you wanted too. But since your blind you don't know whatthe fuck people look like anyway.

Lose your feel...... I believe this would be the most missed sense as sex is all about the touch and feel of a woman's body... to me anyway. And if the head of your cock loses its feeling.... its game over. If I couldn't get a hardon... might as well put a bullet in my brain because there not much else to live for a


Lose your smell..... would make pussy licking a more enjoyable. Especially if you've fallen in love with a Ukrainian Olympic track and feild star whose never heard the woud douche before. Or if your chick digs underarm hair and doesn't bathe.

There's ur answer 3d

That reminds me of this woman that was in our store yesterday who had hair on her forearms that was literally about 3 inches long and curly...

Well if i ever need to lose a hardon real quick .. I can think of miss curly arm hair

I wonder how her poor husband gets off... Unless there's a market out there for air hair fetishes...

unfortunately there is google hirsute

I don't know what's worse, the pictures I just saw or the fact you knew about it!

Is there something your not telling us??

When you have scoured the web since its inception for porn you will run across some crazy shit

She'd need a lawnmower to give that bush a trim!

70's style!

Oh god... not that picture again!!!

you too?


only at rmm would you here that phrase regarding that pic

Same thing was said about Pink Eye AND Dolmio Grin