yes, but I look at those with heartfelt nostalgia

As do I good buddy... as do I

you did well mate , I think you should go on TV Now i hear oprah is retiring to back Obama in 08 .. BUt good answers .

so comedy you seem to be on a roll if we can keep the peanut galary from chiming in there little tidbits ..

heres another for ya , In how many states in the union is it illegal to perform oral sex ?

You wouldn't be belittleing other members would you 3d?

Any ideas what TGP means in a porn sense? I used to be a band called the general pubic, until we realised there already was a band called general public, but anyway. our website was tgp.someprovidericantremember.com and we used to get LOADS! of redirects from porn sites, so assume it means something but never did find out what

The Acronym TGP means Thumbnail Gallery Post. A huge selection of free porn sites use TGPs to promote their site as a hook to get you to stop by

Sorry there wasn't any poingant advice or humor but nothing really funny about a TGP unless its nude midgets gangbanging Jenna Jameson

She used to look hot but she like other idiot porn stars have went under the knife and fucked up her face.

Whatever state you don't get caught in


That would be a good field test... go to each state capital , get a blowjob on the main steps and see if you get arrested

was your band named general public or general pubic. I hope it was general pubic cuz that's damn funny


Is there anything you DON'T know(porn wise anyway )?

I don't know why porn stars think they look better the more they have plastic surgery done, especially on the face.

Nope just pointing how the thread title is ASK CMan ? and thats what I did .

there are some states that actually have some old laws on the books that make it illegal ,

er, it was The General Public. I blame it on my new keyboard.

Hilarious. I don't know how I missed that.

yeah not sure how I missed that either

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

Now that's a pickle!

COMEDYMAN...I ASKED A MOTHER FUCKIN QUESTION!!!

now, answer me...please? I'll show you my tits.
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oh wait.....nevermind

Simple... he's adopted!

Nope, too easy. Try again.
Besides...wouldn't they adopt another sea sponge? That would be like you and Mrs. Bondi, going out and adopting a cute little marlin.

Well I didn't want to say it but his mum is a slut and slept with a square sponge... the kid had a 50/50 shot and it turned out square. The dad upholds the lie because he is secretly impotent and the lie makes them both happier than the truth ever could

Spongebob suffers from Aquatic Coral Deformentia.. It's like a sponge form of Down's Syndrome. He is functional, having developed a slight culinary flair, but still retarded



Oh and I will look at those pretty tits of yours anytime !!!!!

That would have been my second guess

the Jerry Springer version!



the Learning Channel version!

love them both! and i love to show you my tits anythime cm

Jerry

Jerry

Jerry

go for it Chickie....

Is Jimmy Hoffa really encased in concrete at the foundation of the Meadowlands?

Naah! I think he's deep than that.....

Is there life on other planets?

Jimmy Hoffa isnt dead. He had a sex change and known as Bea Arthur on of the golden girls

That one is a tough one. Is there life on other planets? Until we create a stellar propulsion so we can even get to the nearest star system or even to one of our sister planets that question will probably never be answered in our lifetime.

Simpler "is there life..?" questions should be more of the focus.

Is there life after marriage? Is there life after death? or is there life after being raped in prison? Those are the burning questions that can have answers ready

my life will not be complete until i get to spend a weekend with CM, getting fucked and listening to his observations simultaneously.

sounds like invitation Cman ...

Did I leave the iron on this morning?

Fly into the Tampa Airport anytime you wanna

Yes and while you were at work The iron escaped and knocked over a liquor store killing 1 and wounding 7

damn !!!! your good !!!

Any other questions I can answer Im in a sage mood

whats the best way to convince My wife to have a 3 some with her best friend and ME yes I said me ...

"C-man" Hi hun....curious as to your opinion on women, wearing sexy high heels to bed when "ENTERTAINING" a man ? Yes, No...and why ?

,,,,,and I promise to buy you new sheets, not to worry

Well Triple D it is all up to the way you bring the subject up. You just don't go "Hey you know what would be just great.... Me fucking your friend whiel you watched....."


You could watch a porno with a lotta threesomes. In fact make it your only porn choice. If she watches with you, throw out .. Wouldn't it be funny seeing ( Wife's friend's name) doing that? You think she would? WOuld you ... of course field the question to reaction Like a Texas Holdem Poker Player

Hope you get to go ALL IN!!!

Being butt naked and having sex is the way the Lord intended. But He would have not put the inspration of high heels if they weren't just incredibly sexy.

To eat a girl with her sexy legs ending in nice high heels resting on my shoulders makes me wanna bury my tongue deep and deeper.

Having her standing bent over in front of me in high heels is just as hot.

Her on top. grinding on my dick while her shoes run up and down my legs. Incredibly hot!!

Heels are sexy as hell especially if the legs are hot....


But what gets me off.... are clown shoes.... big red floppy... horn sounds on every stroke. Michelle if you came sexily walking in, taking deliberate steps to make the stride to the bed to the tune of " Entrance of the Galdiators" Two horns would sound letting me know you were done walking. You pose with your perfect body arms to your side and trip and fall into bed as your shoes catch on the railing.... Now that would be hot!!!

ME to thanks Cman

Where can TrueBlue find a good free video editor? We need to see that vid!

She needs to use Windows Media Encoder to shrink the vid a bit then she needs to send the vid to me at gifflix@gmail.com and I will host it for her so she can share it

Camn why is it when I scholl down thru a thread and i come to your comments the scholl gets really slow ,?

Yes, Comedyman! I have a question... I'd like to know why the tree limb outside misschickie's window doesn't support the weight of a full grown adult male wearing a bird costume?

Either you are enthralled by my every word much like a sick stalking groupie.....

.. or its just that you have to stop and jerk off to my sig gifs at every turn.

Well you would think it would hold after all of the 2 x 4 support braces I already put there

probably a little of both ...