Um...long time lurker, first-time poster.

Howdy fellow boob enthusiasts! Just thought I'd do what the board says and introduce myself...I mean, the board doesn't talk to me, but well, there was this one time...it was late and I was really tired but hadn't gotten my daily boob fix yet, and so I got on for a few (hours) and I could have sworn the boobies were telling me to go to bed and they'll still be here when I come back.

Ok, now that you've gotten a glimpse of my distorted sense of humor, I hope I didn't frighten anyone away. They say first impressions are...something. I forget. Haven't heard that one in a while. Oh yeah...important! Welp, guess I blew that one, eh?

Anyway, so yah, as my name states I'm a leg man but I definitely have room in my heart for the boobies. I also enjoy women with both. I mean, who show both. To me. Often.

Seriously though. I enjoy the atmosphere here and it seems like a really cool place to visit and hang out. I'm always happy to show my appreciation for the ladies here, and there are some mighty fine ones, but I hate going to places and feeling pressured to say or post something or face banishment. I don't get that feeling here. Well, not yet anyway.

So...where's the fridge?!

Humour you say?


You obviously haven't read very many BONDIGUY posts

In all seriousness welcome to RMM. Please read the FAQs as they will more than likely help you in receiving an arse beating from one of us Mods.... most importanatly enjoy the RMM experience

Hey thanks for the welcome, man. And if I may ask, are any of the Mods of the female persuasion? And if there are, do I have to break the rules in order to get that spanking?

There is... her name is Gnappster

and she spanks like the bitch she is ...

you know from personal experience?

After some diligent detective work, and getting sidetracked countless times by melons, I have deduced that 1) boobies rock as much as ever, and 2) Gnappster WILL NOT be getting this private message I made before doing said detective work.

Almost got ya

I see I have met the snake to my mongoose...or is it the mongoose to my snake?

Unless that's code for marijuana and boobs I have no idea what ur talking about

well bob told me ..of course .

good comparison .

I said nothing of the sort.

Are you dreaming about me again?

Im sure you told us all how gnappy spanks you better then any women has ..

Wasn't me. yup. I think we'll have to chalk that one up to another one of your crazy dreams

That's what happens when the proper medication isn't administered

I forgot my Ridlin today ... but dammit I took my Viagra ..

If I wasn't lazy and knew exactly where to get the image, I'd get the FG of Abe dressing like a woman when his family ditches him and he doesn't get his meds.


Good for you! You gotta make sure you're able to bone up when you're masturbating.

well hell yes it gives ya 4 hours of masterbatory time .

That's a long time to be whacking it around. You must have one hell of a callus built up.

I hope you never know ...

hey, we finally agree on something!!!

it was close though

Hmm yeah...I know I'm new and all, but is there any way to switch from the current topic to, oh, I dunnooooo, ladies welcoming me by posting pics of their boobies?

Likely no. Our presence usually scares the ladies away.

Your valient effort is, however, commendable.

Well, I ain't too proud to beg!

How 'bout something different. Being the leg man that I am, I'll happily take pics of those glorious gams. How 'bout it, ladies?!

That would've been ideal... you apathetic man!

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.

Yeah, that's apathy!

Let me be the first to invade your thread with some feminity. This thread is a huge sausage fest for fucksakes! You are a leg man, I have a pic you might like. It's old but hey

And another one. I'm flexing my leg muscles here, you might like it, might not.
I love it, it shows my hardwork over the years

god I'd love to feel those sexy legs wrapped around my head

Nice pins... can you wrap them around my head?



I love a woman who takes pride in her health and appearance

holy shit Bunni...those are great walking sticks.....and that body is off the hook HOT......simply amazing doll......

i would take that 24-7-365

You wouldn't take it on Feb 29th every 4th year???

after 1460 straight days we might just take a day for recovery......lol

Suit yourself... on that 1461st day I'll swoop and steal her away!

You and many more... thank god I have long legs.. phew!!!!

Well then come on over before it gets too cold!

That day is already booked.
Better luck next time Bondi

Ok then, I didn't want to but you've forced my hand, I'll just have to kill bandit now

Bunni... Fantastic!!!!!

Holy shit!!!!


Holy Fuck!!!

Fucking amazing bunni. You have a killer body


So, um, will you marry me?
or, rather, will you play honeymoon with me?

You can have TWO wives?

Well, my wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I figure the best way to do that would be to have two wives.

Holy shit!

I need to visit my own thread more often!

First things first...



Ahem...and now that that's out of my system, I want to thank you, Bunni, for gracing my thread with your hotness and popping my cherry, so to speak. I feel like Steve Martin did in 'The Jerk' when he saw he had made the phone book..."Finally, I am somebody!"

As for the legs, yes, the hard work does show. I'm sure this had been discussed and, at the risk of sounding like a cheap pick-up line, are you some kind of model? I can definitely see you as a lingerie model cause that body of yours is bangin like a...like a...thing that bangs. Sorry, I suck as metaphors.

Anyway, excuse me while I prance around the forum like a proud peacock with my new pics.

Good try, but that's a simile

Dammit, you got me Bob!

Ah well, I'd rather occupy my mind with figures like Bunni's rather than figures of speech!

Can't say I blame ya. But my wife's an Enlish teacher. Sometimes I have to woo her with my seemingly profound knowledge of the rules of the English language.

I see no flaws in that theory!



Hahahaha BAM!




Is Enlish a special form of English! Sorry Bob