Alright, you don't have to include names...

but what is the worst/weirdest PM you have ever received on here? i'm guessing most of them come from guys that aren't around the forums... i'm just curious to hear how fucked up/sad some people can be...

nice topic jrock...i've probably deleted most of them, but i'll see what i can find

ok, that didn't take long...here's one:


you tkae all your pics yourslef thats hot lol you msut really be into taking pics you ahve alotof them. are we ever gonna get and pics of you in a teddy or leggs shots weve seen those boobs lets see some more i lvoe your bra shots you ahve some hot lace going on guys must flip when tehy see you topless what do they say do jaws jsut dropp

sorry HotJ, guess I was drunker than I thought when I wrote that......

lol...good thing i dont pm much...nice avatar again, jrock

best not to say ha ha

c'mon.... say it!

(i would say "spit it out"... but we already know you don't do that )

oooooo get you.....

best to protect the innocent!....

who on this site is innocent?

yea really NAz i dont care post some of the PMs I have left ya girls

I smell a weirdo PM'er! haha jk

shit! i just smell a wierdo!

Maybe a shower would help Narazbad?

damn....gotta check those open doors..huh/

You sure do! HAHA

I usually read any post over 2 or 3 times to make sure I have covered every angle possible

yet i still sneak in from behind to kick you in the ass

oh come on naraz... after all that talk and you leave this post?! i can't... it's just too easy...

i left that one open on purpouse i was waiting to see who would catch it

alright, tryin' to revive this one...

other than hotj, any of you other girls received messed up PM's?

Too bad... im de-railing this thread again! haha

Pretty much all my PM's to the ladies are a bit left of center...........





Cause that's the direction my dick points when I'm hard.........left of center......HA!!!!!!

I have some penis pic PMs, but for the sake of you guys...I"ll refrain from posting them!

Thanks J,

My dicks been all over these boards already.....

I have cock shots aswell!!

Shhhhhhhh!!!!! Nobody's supposed to know I sent you those!!!!!!!

This may be slightly off topic because it didn't happen on this site. On another site I used to post on, I once got a private message from a guy who was into "golden showers" He went into explicit detail about what he wanted me to do to him and what he wanted to do to me. YIKES!!!!! It was disgusting!!! I politely messaged him back and said I wasn't into that. He said fine. Never heard from him again.

I'll never understand why anyone would want to pee on your lucious body, Brandy....

Dont get it, never will......

...unless it's johnfreak peeing on kiana's leg...

(making random thread connections... )

And I thought I was the oddball

i was halfway thinking of that too...

Have had many variations on a theme which most girls will be familiar with (and probably written by some of our rougish gentlemen visitors here!!), but this one was fairly succinct!

"ya my gf is gonna fuck you over with her virgin strap on while you suck me hard"

sooo.. orignal...

i guess it's better than having her suck on the strap-on though, right?

har har har.

lol nice avatar mez
everyone gets a custom avatar but me! maybe i should ask vixen for one...

i could write "narazbad" down my wang for you if you want...

oh wait, that's right... not a chance in hell, sorry dude

i think your a little too small for my name to fit

i'm not saying i am, i'm not saying i'm not... i'm just very curious as to why you're hiding in the bushes outside some random guys place


(and i thought you said you liked my "one eyed freak" ahh, i love the random connections)

Dude...i want an avatar like that too!...lol

I like the cross-thread reference! One for those who scour all the boards

I would like to say i get weird pm's from the hot girls on this site requesting all sorts of weird fetish stuff, but sadly that isn't so.

I have gotten weird pm's from guys who thought I was the girl in my old avatar wanting to "get to know me" better, but I think I deleted those. Needless to say, when I informed them that I was a dude, I never heard from them again lol.

lmao... what a coincidence, i have several pm's from girls who thought i was hotj and thought i had fantastic boobs...

apparently there are more than several bi-curious women on this site... who knew?

More likely men posing as women chasing a woman that was a man.... oldest trick in the book!

wait, what are you saying again mr. (or is it ms.) "my name is bondi, just look at my boobs"

(i really hope everyone fully appreciates both the irony and sarcasm of that)

Im afraid u have lost me in several directions

don't worry... we'll chalk it up to your mind not working so well after spending the last few minutes ogling boobs

...or maybe it's b/c you're on the underside of the world so you're always upside down

you guys make it so damned hard to read the forums...

Your reading the what now? haha

Jrock... what I meant is that dont be suprised that if those 'women' you PM'd you thinking u were a lady, weren't really men themselves. Some sick dudes pose as ladies, chat to ladies in a bi sexual/lesbian way and get their kicks! U Dig?

yeah...you know how much lesbianisim turns guys on....ive also had it before where a guy talked to me online, acting as a girl, and tried getting with me like that....scary shit man

yeah, i get it... it was just that you gave that explanation, but anyone you send a message to has the first impression being the pic of hotj's boobs w/your name on them so they might think you're doing the same thing...

...the irony/sarcasm came from the fact that i was the first one to have such an emoticon...

goddamit... fuck it!... let's go back to the boobies!!