God you are going soft! haha

Well do the right thing and wine and dine her BEFORE you 69 her!

Trust me! You'd spoil it if you got all hot and wet on her.... Can't a man have a close girlfriend nowadays or does it always have to involve sex, sex and more sex!!!

I know I prefer the latter

I have some great friends who are females

most of my closest friends are females honestly

Oh yeah.. I believe you!

thaaanks...i dont know what kind of insult that is but i know it is one...

and thats all you need to know!

Its a friendly insult though!

there is such a thing? o.O

what ya gotta do is tell her what u just typed here. She'll love how sensitive u are, and most likely she'll be the one suggesting you knock boots.










Oh yeah, make sure she's good and drunk too. That never hurts.

straight from gnappy's love school!

Get them drunk, and then, get them more drunk! haha

hehe...good thing i would never do that to her...wont let my girls get alcohol if i can avoid it

I see you've taken the Advanced Course

how did you know???

Oh dear.....

*sigh*

boys!

i know i know...were terrible

Ohhhhh Naraz.......I think you're me when I was 19......

I had lots of Girl friends but no girlfriends.......they loved my understanding and how I listened, and how I gave such good advice.........

And how they ALL thought of me "....almost like a brother....."

It sucks when you get hung with the "Nice Guy" label........I had it for years. Fuck who am I kiddin', I still got it....like a motherfucking albatross around my neck.....
Dude....I feel your pain.....

And ladies you all know what I mean, you all say you want a nice guy, but only go after the bad boys.....

that is so damn true!
I'm married so I was able to fool one woman lol.

but take for instance my sister-in-law, complains she can't find a good man. But who does she try to pick up? Pro Athletes and married guys. LOL go figure

its True girls do go for the bad guy! I used to be all proper around girls I had a thing for and it never got me anywhere so I applied the "fuck everything, Im a bad mother fucker and if you like me well we'll talk but otherwise, whatever" and it worked like a charm!

Either that or the study of Gnappy's advanced course?

oye...yeah i know what your all talking about...i am the nice guy. im always the brother. im always the friend. but im never the boyfriend. *sigh* sucks..

its time to be a bad ass like that dude in your avatar!

eh..me and badass dont go very well together buddy...*shrug* just doesnt work...but i did chase down the fucker who shot me in the eye...he ran like a scared little bitch

thats the spirit!

*yawns* meh..hes a fucking dick...supposed best friend.....karmas a bitch tho

I continually try and put a positive spin on things but at times your life has been kinda fucked

could always be worse tho, i always keep that in mind. only reason im still alive honestly

I hope u have both your balls seriously!!! haha

o.O whaat? yeah..of course i have both of my balls...why wouldnt i??

Noooo body pm's mee.....

sooomebody was gone for 2 months

well u seem to be missing alot of other paired items

alot??? like what?!? i can only think of one...

So...why do trousers/pants get called 'a pair' when there's only one...

Good point Sweets! Some one will know the answer for sure

Is there a way to turn off the email notification every time you get a pm????

help

on your "my Controls" there is an EMAIL settings... you can shut it off there

THANK YOU !!!!!!!!

<---- Mr solution they call me

You certainly are!!!

well I could provide the answer, but I'll refrain given the cold response my ape/man evolutionary post received lol

Something to do with 2 legs!!! Making a pair!!!

but...i have three........so wouldnt that make it a triplet?

Trousers a called a pair because they indeed have to legs to them

Narazbad... those who brag about their 'manhoods' often have the least to brag about! haha... its like the sportscar syndrome... do u drive a sportscar?

Wow lotta folks using personal messenger this morning

yeah all the girls telling me to quit fucking messenging them!

no i dont have a sports car...i have a big ass truck!! remember..im texan!

Do you have bullhorns on the front grill and a racist bumper sticker? haha just kiddin dude...

I love how Americans call Utilities, trucks!

Wooohooo I LOVE KARMA

I have done so much bad shit.. at least 2 times a week something fucked up happens to me.. I just accept it and laugh cuz I knowwww it has alot of catching up to do in a short amount of time... but ultimately Ill have won! In fact ill probably get popped again this week for this post! mwahahah!

that realy is a forum whore statement, it has fuck all to do with this thread

Ok so yeah, I am bored.... but this was a great thread idea.

I am sure alot of the newer members gracing the boards have some great ones.... please share!

I'd like to hear some too...no need to use names. Don't want to incriminate anyone (stevieboy, josh22).